Happy Memorial Day! Love, Wonk-Boobs

By: The Superficial / May 28, 2010

Now that I’ve loaded up the site with varying amounts of intentional and unintentional sexy, I bid you adieu, o ye, readers of my dick jokes. But as a parting gift, here’s three miles of tit canyon courtesy of Audrina Patridge. Maybe you can have a cookout or simply park your RV for the weekend, there’s really more space than anyone could possibly need in there. (Just watch out for my boathouse, gazebo, and full-size tennis court on your way to the Starbucks.)

See you Tuesday [Ed. For real this time.],

The Superficial

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