The Superficial will be embarking on an epic three-day weekend, and I hope you guys have some fun in the sun like our pal Britney. As for me, I’m not doing anything special. Just relaxing and participating in the usual recreational activities of the common man. So, that said, I’ll see you all on the moon for the Annual Supermodel Lamborghini Race. Don’t forget to bring the gold bars – or it’s wedgies for you!* Ha ha!
Happy Memorial Day, everybody! See you on Tuesday.
*And also deportation into deep space, so, seriously, bring the fucking gold. Tootles!
Photo: Splash News
*(for those of you keeping score at home)
Inside job………………………………………………………………………….
Cliff Notes : Look Bink these Chinese guys are beginning to creep me out.
All that these ‘outsourced to China’ guys seem to come up with are feeble travel logs and lame movie sites.
Binky: And your point is Cliff ?….
Inside job ?
Well the guy/gals at Letterman just texted me. Wanted me to say : ‘Will it float?
Something to do with a boogie board picture on some site somewhere.
Oh – it’s on the top here. (Tanx to Tonya x)
However my relevancy meter just kicked in. Letterman looked enchanted interviewing Lindsey Lohan’s sister this week…. so,
I’m going to have to go with …..
.wait for it………
INSIDE JOB. Bink. Inside job.
She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ” last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.
Those calves are some impressive calves…
She is having fun at the beach and getting exercise unlike lazy fat ass for a short person Kim Kardaskank. Her stomach looks nice and flat in her frontal shot but so does Kim Kardaskank because they are both not wearing tight fitting clothes. Brittney has a little holiday pudge to get rid off which is no big deal whereas Kim Kardaskank has a life time of fat build up and has to rely on photoshop and girdles to improve her figure.
She’s built like a man. Her neck, shoulders, back legs, even her face are all manly . She looks like a 43 year old truck driver.
#61,
Those things you say about her don’t bother me. The 6 inch dick, now that’s a little bothersome.
KIM KARDASKANK IS FAT!
KIM KARDASKANK IS FAT!
KIM KARDASKANK IS FAT!
KIM KARDASKANK IS FAT!
KIM KARDASKANK IS FAT!
KIM KARDASKANK IS FAT!
KIM KARDASKANK IS FAT!
KIM KARDASKANK IS FAT!
KIM KARDASKANK IS FAT!
KIM KARDASKANK IS FAT!
KIM KARDASKANK IS FAT!
KIM KARDASKANK IS FAT!
KIM KARDASKANK IS FAT!
KIM KARDASKANK IS FAT!
KIM KARDASKANK IS FAT!
KIM KARDASKANK IS FAT!
shes has two kids…. fell off track and didn’t focus all her time on getting skinny and in shape again right away, so what? i’m sure most of you people posting on here aren’t six pack, huge muscled waif people anyways.. she looks fine for being a mother of two and not worrying so much about what everyone else thinks of her.. she isn’t obese.. shes just happy for now.. get over it..
i hope its ture,
I really do ,
I still want to treat her as a sun shine girl like before
she just has this weird look to her
like her body is way out of proportion.
i mean, look at her calves. they sorta balloon out under the knee.
weirdness.
she should consult with Kim Kardashian about hair, makeup, and clothing, and then maybe she will get back on track. Oh, and butt implants!
what the fuck, 65-66?
Why is it that every hot chick has a fat friend? I mean, why does god have to make life so tough for wing men? Click here for a funny take on “the fat friend.”
Link didn’t take for some reason: http://www.thingswhitepeoplehate.com/health/white-people-hate-hot-chicks-ugly-fat-friends
Watch footage of Britney Spears at a party on Friday night and see what her father does when he realizes cameras are rolling.
http://www.outtarehab.com
http://www.outtarehab.com
Ewwwwwww! Make it stop! It won’t go away!!!! Those calves, that stomach, and that HAIR!!!Holy mother of God, when is Tuesday gonna come????
NASTY – I’d let her give me a rusty trombone – that’s about it…
She is looking a little rough, but she is definitely not fat. She has had how many kids?? Give the girl a break.
I now have a new word for my vocabulary — “gunt” Not sure how often I’ll need to use it, but good to learn something new each day.
Hey Fish you bastard! Why is your site trying to hijack my computer?
“Hast seen the White Whale?” so cried Ahab.
“Where did’st thou see the White Whale? –how long ago? The White Whale”, said the Englishman.
“She’s on the superficial, matey! Washed ahore with her boogie board.”
i dont think she looks that bad. hell she looks better than me