The Superficial will be embarking on an epic three-day weekend, and I hope you guys have some fun in the sun like our pal Britney. As for me, I’m not doing anything special. Just relaxing and participating in the usual recreational activities of the common man. So, that said, I’ll see you all on the moon for the Annual Supermodel Lamborghini Race. Don’t forget to bring the gold bars – or it’s wedgies for you!* Ha ha!
Happy Memorial Day, everybody! See you on Tuesday.
*And also deportation into deep space, so, seriously, bring the fucking gold. Tootles!
Photo: Splash News
ferlo | May 23, 2008 at 7:06 pm
first.
el gringo | May 23, 2008 at 7:06 pm
I’d tap it.
SaraDevil | May 23, 2008 at 7:07 pm
First you get the gold, then you get the power, then you get the deportation into deep space.
britney's weave | May 23, 2008 at 7:09 pm
when did she switch heads with brooke hogan?
danielle | May 23, 2008 at 7:22 pm
strategically placed boogie board.
susan | May 23, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Tell me again – this is to have been a “getaway” yet wherever she goes there are cameras en masse waiting for her – and I do mean ANYWHERE and ANYTIME…Britney is booooooring.
Ted from LA | May 23, 2008 at 8:07 pm
That is the biggest dildo I’ve seen in my entire life.
The White Urkle | May 23, 2008 at 8:09 pm
I would suck her pussy until her head caved in.
sameshitdifferentyear | May 23, 2008 at 8:09 pm
Fat, ugly, untalented cunt.
Bring on the guilt campaign handlers
Cookie Guggleman | May 23, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Have a great weekend! I’ll be home, just diggin’ for gold in my wedgie…
t | May 23, 2008 at 8:43 pm
okay. so she’s not obese.
maybe not even fat.
she just has this weird look to her
like her body is way out of proportion.
i mean, look at her calves. they sorta balloon out under the knee.
weirdness.
oh and as for her head, ewie.
is she really pregnant? im just going to say a little prayer for her kiddie now.
thanks guy,
loveee to all.
Jason | May 23, 2008 at 9:09 pm
She’s actually looking pretty good. Oh and to all the people who are calling her fat… if she was just a regular person (i.e. your co-worker) you’d say she was the hottest person you’ve ever met. It’s just trendy to call her fat and ugly when just a few years ago she was on everyone’s top ten list.
fygu | May 23, 2008 at 9:36 pm
#13 I would never say that is the hottest person I’ve ever met. Far from it. Your standards are extremely low.
Did she get implants? Why are her boobs suddenly so big?
Geri | May 23, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Seriously. I liked your website for a long time. And then I discovered Perez. Can’t you get a staff for weekends? Honestly this site has been weak as of lately. It really was better even a few months back. Shape up cause I love your negativity/saracasm. That part keeps me coming back.
Linda | May 23, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Britney is just like Aniston, they love these blurry pictures that make them look way better than what they actually look like. No zits or liver spots or birthmarks or stretch marks or scars. So not reality.
gerard Vandenberg | May 24, 2008 at 12:28 am
THANKS…………………………………………….ALOT!!!!
KBF | May 24, 2008 at 12:45 am
I love the comments from all the fat, pudgy gay fudge packers calling other people fat. When most of you keep out of light and keep to yourselves in your Grandma’s basement.
Mutton Chop | May 24, 2008 at 12:47 am
Oh, how FAT!!!!!
GRAMMA | May 24, 2008 at 1:25 am
Happy mem day fuckers
GRAMMA | May 24, 2008 at 1:26 am
Where am I???
FRIST!!! | May 24, 2008 at 1:29 am
Hmmmm…can I get my money back??
Randal | May 24, 2008 at 9:44 am
Wow, Britney is looking so good in this photo with her hair dripping wet and her skin glistening in the sun. She holds that board like a pro too.
It’s like no matter what she’s wearing or holding, she’s in ahead of the style game leaving everyone else behind playing catch up.
A great shot to enter the weekend.
Keep it fresh folks and enjoy the sun. Stay safe and spend time with your families.
Randal
Ted from LA | May 24, 2008 at 11:11 am
You’re the man Randal.
fygu | May 24, 2008 at 12:03 pm
I don’t think that the real Randal even comes here anymore. The trolls are better anyway. Britney has a gunt, a five head, catfish eyes, linebacker shoulders, cankles, and the intelligence of a chicken. Such a beauty indeed! And even if she’s not fat, her body is still bad. Sorry bitches, the truth hurts.
Ted from LA | May 24, 2008 at 12:37 pm
fygu,
You’re not as nice or positive as Randal.
homeslice | May 24, 2008 at 2:00 pm
you guys are all retards. britney is not fat AT ALL. what the fuck are you all talking about? i mean, shes completely ridiculous, but fat she is not….she even has abs. get a life…
Randal Black | May 24, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Britney has herpes. She is 30 lbs. overweight. 4 more years of Bush/Cheney, I hope the Mars lander crashes. I hope the Patriots go undefeated again – cheating or not.
I hope all of you get no nooky and get nuked.
There is nothing else to live for.
Randal Black
jane | May 24, 2008 at 3:02 pm
R Kelly Sex Tape. Finally you can watch it online and right now!
http://rkelly-sextape.blogspot.com/
Ted from LA | May 24, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Jane,
I’d rather watch you fuck Tarzan. Please put up a link. Thanks.
Trott Felipe | May 24, 2008 at 4:28 pm
She just needs to eat 20% less a day.
-Hollywood Dieting Guru Genius with frosted tips
emmyem | May 24, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Britney looks like she could lose some lbs, but mostly, to me, she looks DIRTY. And not the Christia Aguilara kind. Greasy dirty. And when she was with Sam McGilligutty-Lutfi-McDeath III, she was clearly, CLEARLY, out of her small mind, and being drugged.
By the way, where IS Mr. Drug-a-Star?
The Mel Gibson getaway thing is super creepy. I find myself wondering two things, more often than I should. What do Britney’s and Amy Winehouse’s heads look like without all the extra fake hair?
*shudder*
I have better things to do than wonder about that; so I guess I’ll get some professional help………………
AvgGirl | May 24, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Fat. Big. Chubby. Average. All apt adjectives for her jiggly physique.
Doctor Who | May 24, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Fuck that. If I were some crappy celebrity, I would make you worship me and then live it up Henry the eighth style. Good for her.
Doctor Who | May 24, 2008 at 7:15 pm
And speaking of Henry VIII, I think I saw his profile on wealthyromance.com the other day. I hear he’s available and now looking for true love. Check it out ladies.
fygu | May 24, 2008 at 7:50 pm
Ted from LA you’re meaner than I am and I love you for it.
"Frank' from 16th Floor | May 24, 2008 at 7:58 pm
#31 We’re with Ted on this one.
Sound like very good multicultural film.
Jambo.
Kareem Ofwheat | May 24, 2008 at 9:50 pm
#31 – http://rkelly-sextape.xx.xx is trojan downloader.
Jane, you ignorant slut.
nick hogan is a murderer | May 24, 2008 at 11:18 pm
why is this turd here.
Feces juggler | May 24, 2008 at 11:24 pm
She looks pretty good to me you picky little fags!
Man all kinds of shit is downloading behind the scenes on my pc now. How about you guys? What the fuck gives?
'Frank' From 16th Floor | May 25, 2008 at 1:05 am
Feces. ….Inside job….
David D. | May 25, 2008 at 1:21 am
http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/fiveisraelis.html
Israelis dancing after 9/11.
Help us jews in ethnic cleansing, genocide and colonization of Palestine, Afghanistan, Iraq, and…Iran. Thank the jewish media control and American public’s brainwashing. God bless America…and soon, Israel 2.
Cliff Notes | May 25, 2008 at 1:37 am
Cliff Notes : I think this #44 may be one of these ‘inside job’ guys Bink.
Binky : No – he’s a shill. David D. doesn’t quite cut it with ‘free fall’ collapse speed crowd.
He/she, if at all coherent, should probably change his/her handle – as they say in the industry.
Ted from LA | May 25, 2008 at 1:41 am
Inside job?
Knee Ya Ha Ha | May 25, 2008 at 2:11 am
Inside job.
Cliff Notes | May 25, 2008 at 2:20 am
Inside job.
Binky | May 25, 2008 at 2:23 am
Inside job.
Public at LARGE | May 25, 2008 at 2:26 am
Inside job.
GenerationWTF | May 25, 2008 at 2:30 am
Inside job.
mcbeef | May 25, 2008 at 2:30 am
26 – catfish eyes.
awesome.
Ghost of Arthur C. Clark | May 25, 2008 at 2:36 am
Inside what ?
Building what ? 5 ?
Look guys – I’m dead and still having a few tech/ghosting problems with the monolith.
But Rock on !!!