Happy Memorial Day Weekend!

May 23rd, 2008 // 76 Comments

The Superficial will be embarking on an epic three-day weekend, and I hope you guys have some fun in the sun like our pal Britney. As for me, I’m not doing anything special. Just relaxing and participating in the usual recreational activities of the common man. So, that said, I’ll see you all on the moon for the Annual Supermodel Lamborghini Race. Don’t forget to bring the gold bars – or it’s wedgies for you!* Ha ha!

Happy Memorial Day, everybody! See you on Tuesday.

*And also deportation into deep space, so, seriously, bring the fucking gold. Tootles!


  1. ferlo

    first.

  2. el gringo

    I’d tap it.

  3. First you get the gold, then you get the power, then you get the deportation into deep space.

  4. britney's weave

    when did she switch heads with brooke hogan?

  5. danielle

    strategically placed boogie board.

  6. susan

    Tell me again – this is to have been a “getaway” yet wherever she goes there are cameras en masse waiting for her – and I do mean ANYWHERE and ANYTIME…Britney is booooooring.

  7. Ted from LA

    That is the biggest dildo I’ve seen in my entire life.

  8. The White Urkle

    I would suck her pussy until her head caved in.

  9. sameshitdifferentyear

    Fat, ugly, untalented cunt.

    Bring on the guilt campaign handlers

  10. Cookie Guggleman

    Have a great weekend! I’ll be home, just diggin’ for gold in my wedgie…

  11. t

    okay. so she’s not obese.
    maybe not even fat.
    she just has this weird look to her
    like her body is way out of proportion.
    i mean, look at her calves. they sorta balloon out under the knee.
    weirdness.
    oh and as for her head, ewie.
    is she really pregnant? im just going to say a little prayer for her kiddie now.

    thanks guy,
    loveee to all.

  12. Jason

    She’s actually looking pretty good. Oh and to all the people who are calling her fat… if she was just a regular person (i.e. your co-worker) you’d say she was the hottest person you’ve ever met. It’s just trendy to call her fat and ugly when just a few years ago she was on everyone’s top ten list.

  13. fygu

    #13 I would never say that is the hottest person I’ve ever met. Far from it. Your standards are extremely low.
    Did she get implants? Why are her boobs suddenly so big?

  14. Geri

    Seriously. I liked your website for a long time. And then I discovered Perez. Can’t you get a staff for weekends? Honestly this site has been weak as of lately. It really was better even a few months back. Shape up cause I love your negativity/saracasm. That part keeps me coming back.

  15. Linda

    Britney is just like Aniston, they love these blurry pictures that make them look way better than what they actually look like. No zits or liver spots or birthmarks or stretch marks or scars. So not reality.

  16. THANKS…………………………………………….ALOT!!!!

  17. KBF

    I love the comments from all the fat, pudgy gay fudge packers calling other people fat. When most of you keep out of light and keep to yourselves in your Grandma’s basement.

  18. Mutton Chop

    Oh, how FAT!!!!!

  19. GRAMMA

    Happy mem day fuckers

  20. GRAMMA

    Where am I???

  21. Hmmmm…can I get my money back??

  22. Randal

    Wow, Britney is looking so good in this photo with her hair dripping wet and her skin glistening in the sun. She holds that board like a pro too.

    It’s like no matter what she’s wearing or holding, she’s in ahead of the style game leaving everyone else behind playing catch up.

    A great shot to enter the weekend.

    Keep it fresh folks and enjoy the sun. Stay safe and spend time with your families.

    Randal

  23. Ted from LA

    You’re the man Randal.

  24. fygu

    I don’t think that the real Randal even comes here anymore. The trolls are better anyway. Britney has a gunt, a five head, catfish eyes, linebacker shoulders, cankles, and the intelligence of a chicken. Such a beauty indeed! And even if she’s not fat, her body is still bad. Sorry bitches, the truth hurts.

  25. Ted from LA

    fygu,
    You’re not as nice or positive as Randal.

  26. homeslice

    you guys are all retards. britney is not fat AT ALL. what the fuck are you all talking about? i mean, shes completely ridiculous, but fat she is not….she even has abs. get a life…

  27. Randal Black

    Britney has herpes. She is 30 lbs. overweight. 4 more years of Bush/Cheney, I hope the Mars lander crashes. I hope the Patriots go undefeated again – cheating or not.

    I hope all of you get no nooky and get nuked.

    There is nothing else to live for.

    Randal Black

  28. jane

    R Kelly Sex Tape. Finally you can watch it online and right now!

    http://rkelly-sextape.blogspot.com/

  29. Ted from LA

    Jane,
    I’d rather watch you fuck Tarzan. Please put up a link. Thanks.

  30. She just needs to eat 20% less a day.

    -Hollywood Dieting Guru Genius with frosted tips

  31. emmyem

    Britney looks like she could lose some lbs, but mostly, to me, she looks DIRTY. And not the Christia Aguilara kind. Greasy dirty. And when she was with Sam McGilligutty-Lutfi-McDeath III, she was clearly, CLEARLY, out of her small mind, and being drugged.
    By the way, where IS Mr. Drug-a-Star?
    The Mel Gibson getaway thing is super creepy. I find myself wondering two things, more often than I should. What do Britney’s and Amy Winehouse’s heads look like without all the extra fake hair?
    *shudder*
    I have better things to do than wonder about that; so I guess I’ll get some professional help………………

  32. AvgGirl

    Fat. Big. Chubby. Average. All apt adjectives for her jiggly physique.

  33. Doctor Who

    Fuck that. If I were some crappy celebrity, I would make you worship me and then live it up Henry the eighth style. Good for her.

  34. Doctor Who

    And speaking of Henry VIII, I think I saw his profile on wealthyromance.com the other day. I hear he’s available and now looking for true love. Check it out ladies.

  35. fygu

    Ted from LA you’re meaner than I am and I love you for it.

  36. #31 We’re with Ted on this one.
    Sound like very good multicultural film.
    Jambo.

  37. Kareem Ofwheat

    #31 – http://rkelly-sextape.xx.xx is trojan downloader.

    Jane, you ignorant slut.

  38. nick hogan is a murderer

    why is this turd here.

  39. Feces juggler

    She looks pretty good to me you picky little fags!
    Man all kinds of shit is downloading behind the scenes on my pc now. How about you guys? What the fuck gives?

  40. Feces. ….Inside job….

  41. David D.

    http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/fiveisraelis.html

    Israelis dancing after 9/11.

    Help us jews in ethnic cleansing, genocide and colonization of Palestine, Afghanistan, Iraq, and…Iran. Thank the jewish media control and American public’s brainwashing. God bless America…and soon, Israel 2.

  42. Cliff Notes : I think this #44 may be one of these ‘inside job’ guys Bink.
    Binky : No – he’s a shill. David D. doesn’t quite cut it with ‘free fall’ collapse speed crowd.
    He/she, if at all coherent, should probably change his/her handle – as they say in the industry.

  43. Ted from LA

    Inside job?

  44. mcbeef

    26 – catfish eyes.

    awesome.

  45. Inside what ?
    Building what ? 5 ?
    Look guys – I’m dead and still having a few tech/ghosting problems with the monolith.
    But Rock on !!!

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