Happy Memorial Day Weekend!
The Superficial will be embarking on an epic three-day weekend, and I hope you guys have some fun in the sun like our pal Britney. As for me, I’m not doing anything special. Just relaxing and participating in the usual recreational activities of the common man. So, that said, I’ll see you all on the moon for the Annual Supermodel Lamborghini Race. Don’t forget to bring the gold bars – or it’s wedgies for you!* Ha ha!
Happy Memorial Day, everybody! See you on Tuesday.
*And also deportation into deep space, so, seriously, bring the fucking gold. Tootles!