What’s up, guys? Going to take off for the Labor Day weekend and get some much needed R&R, but in the meantime, here’s a shit-ton of bikinis for your edification. See how much I care? It’s almost like we know each other so well we can finish each other sentences. Except not really because I do all the writing around here. And you like it.
See you Tuesday,
- The Superficial
Bikini Babes (In Order with Links to Original Posts):
1. Kim Kardashian 2. Britney Spears 3. Sophie Monk 4. Paris Hilton 5. Bar Refaeli 6. Mena Suvari 7. Heidi Montag 8. Megan Hauserman 9. Holly Madison 10. Demi Moore 11. Kendra Wilkinson 12. Monica Cruz 13. Ali Landry 14. Jayde Nicole 15. AnnaLynne McCord 16. Whitney Port 17. Lisa Rinna 18. Katrina Darrell 19. Tara Reid 20. Gemma Atkinson 21. Katy Perry 22. Jessica Alba 23. Miranda Kerr 24. Adrianne Curry 25. Nicollette Sheridan 26. Jennifer Lopez 27. Amber Rose 28. Jamie Lynn Spears
Just try to get yourself as much as possible dressed in a bikini.That will increase your change for getting posted here considerable.
ummmmm…… it is clear that this site is for guys. any girls on here– http://www.laineygossip.com has some yummy treats for us! too bad the superficial is catered towards hetero men, because it used to be a good site.
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Dear GENIUS of The Superificial: Hope you’re relaxing…well deserved. Your website brings me hilarity and joy on a regular basis, and for that, my friend, I SALUTE YOU. Happy Labor Day. Hope you’re getting laid.
Dear GENIUS of The Superificial: Hope you’re relaxing…well deserved. Your website brings me hilarity and joy on a regular basis, and for that, my friend, I SALUTE YOU. Happy Labor Day. Hope you’re getting laid.
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PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
Kim K. ass is drooping into her leg lol! I wish this fat liar bitch would admit to all her airbrushing and that her droopy ass needs a butt girdle! She would actually get respect from the other droopy ass chicks like me! I put on my butt girdle like Kim and I make heads turn because my ass looks freaky perky like Kim! It’s better than no attention at all!
#62
I love your honesty. The flat chested female reminds me of me. Nice to see a celebrity without implants. My butt is my best feature but I do like to wear little tops braless since I’m small on top.
Makes me want to go to the gym. Kim K. butt ain’t looking too good, poor little rich girl.
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After taking into consideration each and every aspect of these beautiful women, Dreads’ top ten in order are:
1 – Mena Suvari
2 – Katy Perry
3 – Jennifer Lopez
4 – Britney Spears
5 – Holly Madison
6 – AnnaLynne McCord
7 – Kim Krashthatassin
8 – Lisa Rinna
9 – Sophie Monk
10 – Gemma Atkinson
1-10 1 being best
Jessica Alba
Bar Refaeli
Adrianne Curry
Gemma Atkinson
Sophie Monk
Katrina Darrell
Megan Hauserman
Holly Madison
Kim Kardashian
Mena Suvaribva
Who is that airbrushed hosebeast and what is she doing on my browser.
fuck you superficial writer. you’re the laziest blogger out there. get off your ass and post more than twice a week.
fuck you.
forget these bitches…the tila mtv whore is trying to frame that football player from san diego…pub whore…
Four days and no updates?
What’s happening, I need my daily dose of superficial
Is anyone else watching that whiny little homo on A&E? No wonder the dad is a raging alcoholic.
23 is easily the best of the bunch.
Ugly feet always give away the poor breeding.
without bikini please..
Bar Rafaeli and Miranda Kerr are stunning.
Not one black chick – they wear bikinis too
hey superficial :)
i love your website…im prepared to put up with the bikini pictures but hate the lewd comments people leave on ur website (hence i avoid reading them). So whats been going on? I need my daily dose of laughs and i havent got anything new from you. PLease continue posting mate!
Besides beautiful pictures …. but I ‘m not missing ….)
glass at. somewhere … Break apart into thousand pieces ..
Wow what a sexy pics of hot babes.. This all bikini pics are really so hot..
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Thank you for another great article. Where else could anyone get that kind of information in such a perfect way of writing? I have a presentation next week, and I am on the look for such information.
Your blog is very nice. I m really impressed .I m waiting for your next post. Hopefully I will get it soon.
did anyone notice how HUGE jennifer lopez’s ass is…haha I always knew she had a big ass but WOW! Not saying it looks bad though…
This is a great post.These stars look great.
What is up with Bruce Jenner?
i like these sexy pics of hot babes.
nice pics..wow
Cool pics. Brings a smile to my face for sure lol
Nice and sexy bikini pictures. Love it.
Great article! I really love the second paragraph, I know exactly what you mean! This site is great thanks again!
Corey
Funny post! Im not exactly sure what you meant in your third paragraph, care to expand?
Interesting article! Im not exactly sure what you were saying in the second paragraph, any chance you can expand?
very beautiful..
they waste their time going in the wrong direction. eyelash extensions
It’s almost like we know each other so well we can finish each other sentences. eyelash extensions