What’s up, guys? Going to take off for the Labor Day weekend and get some much needed R&R, but in the meantime, here’s a shit-ton of bikinis for your edification. See how much I care? It’s almost like we know each other so well we can finish each other sentences. Except not really because I do all the writing around here. And you like it.
See you Tuesday,
- The Superficial
Bikini Babes (In Order with Links to Original Posts):
1. Kim Kardashian 2. Britney Spears 3. Sophie Monk 4. Paris Hilton 5. Bar Refaeli 6. Mena Suvari 7. Heidi Montag 8. Megan Hauserman 9. Holly Madison 10. Demi Moore 11. Kendra Wilkinson 12. Monica Cruz 13. Ali Landry 14. Jayde Nicole 15. AnnaLynne McCord 16. Whitney Port 17. Lisa Rinna 18. Katrina Darrell 19. Tara Reid 20. Gemma Atkinson 21. Katy Perry 22. Jessica Alba 23. Miranda Kerr 24. Adrianne Curry 25. Nicollette Sheridan 26. Jennifer Lopez 27. Amber Rose 28. Jamie Lynn Spears
Suck up | September 4, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Bye Fish, come home fresh and funny!
Guest | September 4, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Bar Refaeli is so ridiculously hot, it makes me want to cry.
Poopie Stains | September 4, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Are you talking about #19? She is the prettiest.
Taz | September 4, 2009 at 5:22 pm
thanks for the gift
Name Ho | September 4, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Damn it, I wanted Jennifer Love playing tennis. I guess I will just have to stroke to JLO..
Gemma | September 4, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Ali Landry and Bar Refaeli are the best.
DAMNNNN
We should all look like those two.
Fudge | September 4, 2009 at 5:35 pm
I’ve got to give the props to Miranda Kerr. Best bikini pic of 2009.
FcukHead | September 4, 2009 at 5:38 pm
I’d do everyone in less than 10 minutes ( I’m a quick spunker)!!!!!
havoc | September 4, 2009 at 5:38 pm
You’re a good man Charlie Brown…..
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What? | September 4, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Kim Assian should not be the lead picture. She is a photoshoped freak. Come on, there are actual bikini models in this litter.
KIKI | September 4, 2009 at 5:44 pm
8. Even herpes hilton and Tara Reid?
Randal | September 4, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Well, a good Labor Day weekend does start off right with Kim being number one on the list. As for Sophie Monk, she needs to be switched with Heidi Montag while Paris can be switched with Adrianne Curry. Teri Hatcher can round number five, even though she’s not on the list. She should be!
The best top 5 @ The FISH!
Have a great weekend everyone. High fives to the lads, kisses to the gals.
Randal
Randal's Fan | September 4, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Have a great weekend Randal. Kisses right back!
http://www.popduds.com/ | September 4, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
http://www.popduds.com/ | September 4, 2009 at 6:02 pm
@5, agreed. Or the Jennifer Love cellulite black bikini bottom that set off the firestorm would have been a nice touch.
Bar Refaeli is #1
Eve | September 4, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Who the hell is Sophie Monk and why does she have a faux hawk at the beach? Poo on that!
Jenny | September 4, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Haha, what a wiieee picture
I'm thinking | September 4, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Katrina Darrel looks the best.
Why is Paris Hilton on here.
EW.
and why Jamie Lynn?
thank god you didn’t put Lindsey.
There’s quite a few why are these women here on the list.
You should have women more like Olivia Wilde or Kate Beckinsale.
Name (required) | September 4, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Adrienne curry looked WAY better before she got her implants.
@2 … yes, yes she is. ^^
Grub | September 4, 2009 at 6:53 pm
Miranda Kerr!
GM | September 4, 2009 at 7:10 pm
kim is so fine. and that ass…
Catherine | September 4, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Paris Hiltons belly button looks like a cats butthole.
Catherine | September 4, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Paris Hiltons belly button looks like a cats butthole.
low carb diet tips | September 4, 2009 at 10:13 pm
Amber rose is ridiculously hot, don’t care what anyone says about it. Smokin hot.
Bob | September 4, 2009 at 11:43 pm
HA ha, looks like Kim K.’s ass cheek implants are slipping down the back of her thighs.
Nameless | September 4, 2009 at 11:46 pm
WTF is Paris Hilton doing in this set. She looks like a grisly piece.
Pilatunes | September 5, 2009 at 12:30 am
Bar Refaeli best butt, closely followed by Heidi Montag and Jessica Alba. Best boobs that might be real, that Emma chick.
WTF | September 5, 2009 at 1:13 am
DAAAAAMN, Mena Suvari is skinny!
Weeblo | September 5, 2009 at 1:59 am
I love the guy with bitch-tits behind AnnaLynne McCord
Laura | September 5, 2009 at 3:02 am
Bar Refaeli is definitly the prettiest in my opinion but I do love Heidi Montag’s hair.
rogerferris | September 5, 2009 at 7:10 am
Logo designers portfolio
rogerferris | September 5, 2009 at 7:13 am
design expert
zach | September 5, 2009 at 7:51 am
look at all the good you do
M3 | September 5, 2009 at 8:13 am
MORE SUVARI….MORE Suvari
Thos are some damn fine pics……..I knew she was hot….but that Damn body, and that fine ass….HOLY!!!!
Acai Berry | September 5, 2009 at 8:20 am
these pic are as hot as sun
Kelley | September 5, 2009 at 10:19 am
The post was utterly ruined with Paris Hilton and Heidi Montag, sorry, the rest are OK, even Britney … but Paris Hilton is “not hot.” Yuck.
cedric | September 5, 2009 at 10:50 am
ooooo it hot , i didnt mean the girls the enviroment is hot
Alex | September 5, 2009 at 2:14 pm
I’m sure you’d like to know, so that you can write an awesome post when you’re back, that Spencer Pratt legally changed his first name to “King”. King Pratt, that is.
Anyone have a shotgun? I’m going hunting for this guy.
Kelley | September 5, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Me toom man. Are you kidding me ? Holy giagantic ego, Batman …
wtf | September 5, 2009 at 5:32 pm
why does Kardashian’s ass look square from the side,? did her foot kick her bootie cheek in an earlier trampoline shot and now it’s all dented? it was lookin hot but then i did the full lateral view and somethin ain’t right about that ba-donk-a-donk. hmm
First Lady | September 5, 2009 at 7:07 pm
oooh oooooh ooooh AAAHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHHHH!!!
john | September 5, 2009 at 8:19 pm
much needed R&R? you write a damn blog for a living, I’d say your entire career is R&R bud
movie trailers | September 5, 2009 at 10:26 pm
alll in sexyyy girll. Thaxxx friend
Dread not | September 6, 2009 at 8:00 am
The picture of Paris Hilton apparently about to lose sphincter control and shit herself, almost ruins everything. But then I have Megan Fox put her awesome toe thumb over the picture of Paris and it’s all good. Isn’t that right, Foxy?
[Megan purrs at me, while I stroke the small her back and she sticks out her tongue]
Yeah, it turns out my monitor is an interdimensional portal to the internet. So, gotta go. So many bikini babes, so little time.
whatever | September 6, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Women read this site too….i’m just sayin’
dontlooknow | September 6, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Damn! Hilton is looking like Madonna.
Darth | September 6, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Is this the Labor Day Weekend bikini top 28?
Gando | September 6, 2009 at 4:14 pm
@47
That can’t be,there’re some bikini champs missing.
AJ | September 6, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Kim’s big saggy butt melting into her legs always makes me laugh because she tries so hard to lie about it and hide it with airbrushing but not this time ha! ha!
MEO9 | September 6, 2009 at 4:29 pm
I LOVE NUMBER 3′S BIKINNI …SUPER CUTE SUIT