Happy Labor Day Weekend!

August 29th, 2008 // 147 Comments

As I’ve often said for many years, “It doesn’t get more American than ogling a British lingerie model (Katie Downes) walking the streets of ole’ London town.” Cohesion: It’s what for dinner I started drinking at noon. SHAZAM!

Happy Labor Day Weekend, everybody! See you jokers on Tuesday.

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  1. hausfrau

    FLABBY.

  2. 60.-”Who, the hell, is this lazy BELLY?
    A PROSTITUTE?” I wish…
    SueMe, what does it mean if someone doesn’t call you for 5 weeks, after one date?, is it the Mary Ann Boleyn thing?.

    “What I find most attractive is the lack of a navel piercing and the ubiquitous “tramp stamp” ” I agree.

    It helps with the rickets.

  3. whitebear

    could all the ugly girls please fuck off, no one is interested, go back to your sorry little lives and let us enjoy

  4. Weekend Warrior

    If you want to impress me with pictures of hot chicks then why don’t you post a picture of Anna Kournikova or Leelee Sobieski copping a squat on a white sand beach. There, I said it!

    Now – Talk amongst yourselves.

  5. Hi UltraSly that’s a good question that I unfortunately cannot answer, because I have only been in a relationship with one guy and we’re still together after almost 5 years. Sorry if that was meant to be a rhetorical question. What is the Mary Ann Boleyn thing anyway?

  6. Maybe Dick

    That’s not a lingerie model, it’s just some random trailer trash out wandering the streets looking for junkfood to stuff in her fat fucking belly. “Oy guv’ner can you spare a lass some candies? Or some figgy puddin’? I ain’t had nuffin’ to eat today but 10 or 15 bags of crisps and a few pound of sausages…”

  7. I thought for sure that this girl was like a dream girl for men. Blonde, blue eyed, fairly thin. I guess I was wrong. It must take the girl with only one flaw, because none are perfect.

  8. Like Ann Boleyn behaved, enchanting the king with her indifference and unavailability.

    “That’s not a lingerie model, it’s just some random trailer trash out wandering the streets looking for junkfood to stuff in her fat fucking belly.” I think they call ‘em pikes, pikey or something.

  9. freakin nasty
    now you see what real models look like without air brushing

  10. LOL UltraSly, and that just reminds me that over the weekend I watched “Snatch.” Brad Pitt is a good actor, and he’s fine too.

  11. Dr. Phil mmkay?

    Katie Downes is all sorts of hawt. I was wondering when she’d end up on the ‘Fish. Here’s a plus: she’s rich, bitch!

  12. So #1 – #111.
    Inside job ? Show work.

  13. Check out her “Page 3″ pictures. Do they all get their breast implants from the same surgeon?

  14. (Knee – you could be considered ‘off topic’)
    Knee Ya Ha Ha : Nice Tits.
    Cliff Notes : Oh. ok.

  15. Triflosa

    “Oy guv’ner can you spare a lass some candies?”

    British folk don’t call them ‘candies’.

    As a Scottish person, it’s confusing when Americans tell me to get a tan. We don’t have the sun here. I’m meant to look like an albino.

  16. Gr8 idea #113 = but personwooly having a few more problems with free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure… Comments… ? …
    Cliff Notes : You forgot ‘Nice tits’
    Knee Ya Ha Ha : Nice tits.
    Cliff Notes : Ok.

  17. # 115 Gr8 points all ‘Scottie’
    Inside job ?
    Oh….nice tits…

  18. hausfrau

    116 & 117- (formerly known as Binky) does acid ever get boring??

  19. Well. #118. Gr8 point.
    That is what is called an ‘ad homonym’ (sp?) attack.
    Pretend the person is the problem – not the facts.
    So # 118… ever had a good discussion with with Richard Gage ? About concepts like ‘gravity’, ‘resistance’ that type thing ?
    How did that turn out ?
    (Keep the acid to yourself)

  20. And who the fuck is “Binky” ?

  21. Binky

    Nice tits.

  22. Bink – look – you’re going to lose your target group if you keep this up.
    Binky: Oh….ok. ………….An Inside what ?
    Cliff Notes : ….’Job’.

  23. GG1000

    Hmm, I think the “lusher” body’s nice, she’s quite pretty and the hair’s to die for, but Lord, whoever did her makeup should get back to the Double Wide Trailor Park in Mobile Alabama, where that look’s in high demand.

  24. Me Toyou

    #106 Maybe Dick – Hilarious! You should write for a living. I’m curious though: do you live in the UK?

  25. Me Toyou

    To the women out there: I think some guys here are kind of surprised at her lack of fitness. The high fitness standards that we have come to expect in North America just are not seen as often in the UK as on the western side of the Atlantic. Its got nothing to do with plastic surgery or the color of her skin. Here we have an obviously beautiful woman (genetically) who looks like she rarely exercises. There is an aliveness and vitality to someone that is fit. Its unmistakeable and striking. And in North America we are spoiled by it. In 2 weeks of nibbling good food and indulging in heavy cardio she could look stunning. Here she looks like she’s been wolfing down Cheetos in front of a TV for weeks. There’s a pastiness to her that is not the skin. Its just the look of drab, complacent physical apathy. The good news is she can snap into fitness whenever she wants.

  26. I hope that no body is offended when I tell myself to “shut the FUCK up, you dumb cunt!” Thank you, that is all.

  27. toni

    WHY ISNT THE SUPERFICIAL WRITER POSTING ANY MORE SITES!?!??!??

    I WANT MORE GOSS : )

    x

  28. dreamn

    ***I found some media reported he used a site to find love. Seems it’s called ‘Sea rchingM illionaire *C om’ it is said it brings rich women and young men together. after checking it,I saw a lot of charming girls and rich men in the club.

  29. Bosco

    Get to work ffs…I need a laugh, what are you in a union or something?

  30. sexyBBW

    If she has bigger boobs, she will be more attractive! Like the hot sexy BBW=big beautiful women on ___PlusMeet.c om___!

  31. Me

    Finally a real woman! She is not surgically enhanced, cancerous due to tanning beds, or anorexic. She is in great shape and her skin is normal. For those that want the “perfect” skin and surgical enhancements go to the television and forget that you yourself are an out-of-shape slob whose only way to see real women is on the internet.

  32. menchi

    “Urbanspaceman –

    Check out her “Page 3″ pictures. Do they all get their breast implants from the same surgeon? ”

    Page3 implemented a no silicon policy years ago, so those are all real breasts.

  33. 132. wanks – thanks man, keep it up.

  34. 93. josh – i knew she was british before i even read it. we must have a look about us. or its cos it wasnt sunny.

    Naw, the bowler was a dead giveaway. :->

    A) She’s very cute.
    B) The outfit’s delectable
    C) I shoot pinup photos, and just convinced a model to emulate this look. I am a happy camper.

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    Good Day, how are you doing? I hope all is well with you.

    Please I know you don’t know me and you may fell that I am try to play some game with you know I just want to tell you my mind and how things are with me.

    For a start I will not tell you all now but I will have to take it one for one that is if you give the way to come in.

    And please I will want you to use understand in all of this don’t misunderstand my letter but see it as life.

    I will start by telling you about my self I am Maxwell Obiakor of a truth I am from Nigeria but now I am in Gabon one of the Africa country of which I don’t know if you have hard the name before or not.

    I am just 3mounts here in Gabon , and coming to Gabon was not my mind but I have to but because I have no other way out to my problem.

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    I lost my father and mother at the age of 10 we are 3 in number and I am the first son we are one girl two boy, by the time we lost my father and mother I am about 10 yes old that was 1991 so from that time to now we have no help of any, my father brothers don’t care about us so I thanks God that I was sent to school by send me to live as a house boy to one of the family in the village that was how I go to school, then my sister also with was some like they do to me.

    I am tell you all this for you to know that I am not write you for your money or but for help which is how can you help me, and know that now I am 29 and I have no wife or some to call a girls friend so I will like to live with you as my wife in which you will help me we make a good family please if what I say now is some thing you will have to think about I will be happy to hare from you over this.

    Please I will tell you more about my self in my next letter to you if you will writ me back again here in Gabon I have no house to sleep no job no money with me.

    I came to Gabon by sea that you see that I am just tell the truth of my life and please don’t just see me as some one why can be him self know with help what I can do, I will like you to have some of my contact if you will like to contact Email address (max.babyboy@yahoo.com)

    Tel:number +241-07-78-32-86)the name is Maxwell, take good care of your self till then may God bless you and your family please have me in mind and I am looking up to you for an answer.

    Thanks

    Max.

  38. Hello,

    Good Day, how are you doing? I hope all is well with you.
    This is my story save a life please don’t off look this,i am ask for your help please.

    Please I know you don’t know me and you may fell that I am try to play some game with you know I just want to tell you my mind and how things are with me.

    For a start I will not tell you all now but I will have to take it one for one that is if you give the way to come in.

    And please I will want you to use understand in all of this don’t misunderstand my letter but see it as life.

    I will start by telling you about my self I am Maxwell Obiakor of a truth I am from Nigeria but now I am in Gabon one of the Africa country of which I don’t know if you have hard the name before or not.

    I am just 3mounts here in Gabon , and coming to Gabon was not my mind but I have to but because I have no other way out to my problem.

    Now I will tell you about my family I am from the family of Mr. and Mrs. Obiakor which are both late.

    I lost my father and mother at the age of 10 we are 3 in number and I am the first son we are one girl two boy, by the time we lost my father and mother I am about 10 yes old that was 1991 so from that time to now we have no help of any, my father brothers don’t care about us so I thanks God that I was sent to school by send me to live as a house boy to one of the family in the village that was how I go to school, then my sister also with was some like they do to me.

    I am tell you all this for you to know that I am not write you for your money or but for help which is how can you help me, and know that now I am 29 and I have no wife or some to call a girls friend so I will like to live with you as my wife in which you will help me we make a good family please if what I say now is some thing you will have to think about I will be happy to hare from you over this.

    Please I will tell you more about my self in my next letter to you if you will writ me back again here in Gabon I have no house to sleep no job no money with me.

    I came to Gabon by sea that you see that I am just tell the truth of my life and please don’t just see me as some one why can be him self know with help what I can do, I will like you to have some of my contact if you will like to contact Email address (max.babyboy@yahoo.com)

    Tel:number +241-07-78-32-86)the name is Maxwell, take good care of your self till then may God bless you and your family please have me in mind and I am looking up to you for an answer.

    Thanks

    Max.

  39. Hello,

    Good Day, how are you doing? I hope all is well with you.
    This is my story save a life please don’t off look me to dead your can save back to life.

    Please I know you don’t know me and you may fell that I am try to play some game with you know I just want to tell you my mind and how things are with me.

    For a start I will not tell you all now but I will have to take it one for one that is if you give the way to come in.

    And please I will want you to use understand in all of this don’t misunderstand my letter but see it as life.

    I will start by telling you about my self I am Maxwell Obiakor of a truth I am from Nigeria but now I am in Gabon one of the Africa country of which I don’t know if you have hard the name before or not.

    I am just 3mounts here in Gabon , and coming to Gabon was not my mind but I have to but because I have no other way out to my problem.

    Now I will tell you about my family I am from the family of Mr. and Mrs. Obiakor which are both late.

    I lost my father and mother at the age of 10 we are 3 in number and I am the first son we are one girl two boy, by the time we lost my father and mother I am about 10 yes old that was 1991 so from that time to now we have no help of any, my father brothers don’t care about us so I thanks God that I was sent to school by send me to live as a house boy to one of the family in the village that was how I go to school, then my sister also with was some like they do to me.

    I am tell you all this for you to know that I am not write you for your money or but for help which is how can you help me, and know that now I am 29 and I have no wife or some to call a girls friend so I will like to live with you as my wife in which you will help me we make a good family please if what I say now is some thing you will have to think about I will be happy to hare from you over this.

    Please I will tell you more about my self in my next letter to you if you will writ me back again here in Gabon I have no house to sleep no job no money with me.

    I came to Gabon by sea that you see that I am just tell the truth of my life and please don’t just see me as some one why can be him self know with help what I can do, I will like you to have some of my contact if you will like to contact Email address (max.babyboy@yahoo.com)

    Tel:number +241-07-78-32-86)the name is Maxwell, take good care of your self till then may God bless you and your family please have me in mind and I am looking up to you for an answer.

    Thanks

    Max.

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