Happy Labor Day Weekend!

August 29th, 2008 // 147 Comments

As I’ve often said for many years, “It doesn’t get more American than ogling a British lingerie model (Katie Downes) walking the streets of ole’ London town.” Cohesion: It’s what for dinner I started drinking at noon. SHAZAM!

Happy Labor Day Weekend, everybody! See you jokers on Tuesday.

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  1. ldsqtbea

    oh yeah, is it just me or does her body have like 3 different shades to it … her face, her mid section (stomach, breast) and then her legs … i mean, im not saying im perfect (far from it) but then again im not a model … she should try some of those moisturizing lotions that have a slight tin to them

  2. ldsqtbea

    #46-
    i went to that link and im wondering two things: is it the same girl ??? (i honestly cant tell) and if it is the same girl then where did all her freckles (or moles whatever you call them) go ???

  3. friendlyfires

    I love you, man!
    (sniff)

  4. spike

    You crack me up, blowup doll lover. :)

  5. Lovely Lady

    zoo, if you base your view of Americans on comments from these sorts of blogs and make overzealous generalizations based on the rest of the world’s views, then you are no better than those same Americans you’re criticizing.

    I try to never make generalizations about people because I know that every nation has the good and the bad. My family immigrated here from Russia (though I was born here) and I know that no culture is exempt from criticism, but remember that views are often biased, so please try to understand that many of us Americans are intelligent, health conscious, kind, and cultured. Also, have you ever been here? Because if you have, you’d know that.

    Just saying :)

  6. sophie

    no.47:
    zoo: last time I was in Jolly Ol’ England you mum was more than happy to suck my knob, then she tried to pass me off to your fucking nan but the bitch dropped dead when she saw the size of my tremendous PENIS! so don’t FUCK with the USA! YEAH!

    wow, that really taught us brits not to fuck with the USA!

  7. juniper

    she should screw a big black guy just to show how wonderful diversity is!

  8. fosse

    european women are far more beautiful than american women..she has a great body, but you can tell she does not live at the gym…and she is not orange…

  9. mink

    @58

    a.k.a. she has no muscle tone and looks like she hasn’t seen the sun in months

  10. Who, the hell, is this lazy BELLY?
    A PROSTITUTE?

  11. you dumb loser

    There’s nothing wrong with beautiful healthy white skin. Only mentally ill freaks think that people should be laying under the UV rays damaging their skin

  12. gerard Vandenberg

    My blowup doll has a tight and firm belly

  13. #48/49 C’mon why copy my trade mark like that? You know for a fact that Im the real slim shadey. Your views are not the same as mine. it wasn’t me.

  14. AliCat

    She looks a little squishy. Beautiful woman, but needs to tone up a bit if she’s gonna prance around in lingerie.

    She can get spray tanned abs. Two birds with one stone!

  15. lilo

    WHO IS THIS WHORE?

  16. my comment

    White skin is nice.
    So sick of looking at ORANGE PEOPLE.

  17. Regina Falange

    Wow, so many jealous people. Take a picture of yourself and let’s rate you, shall we?

  18. A Woman

    Ya gotta love how women in this society can do no right. I think I’ll make it my life’s mission to start tearing men apart over their physical short-comings. In fact, I did exactly that to a BF I had once, who had the nerve to say nasty things about my appearance to my face. I actually succeeded in driving him to tears, and then I dumped his worthless ass! Served him right!

  19. “A woman” you go girl, and Im glad you told his stank azz about himself. Just who do these men think they are anyway?

  20. Cartman

    I think she looks simply delicious.

    She can eat scones in my bed anytime.

  21. You guys are killing me saying things like spray tans can go a long way, and that no one can look good with very fair pale skin. I don’t believe it! I mean I never ever want to see someone like Nicole Kidman get a tan, because she looks beautiful fair the way God made her. Just like I look good brown the way God made me, and I don’t mean that Im Mexican. Im a brown colored black. If this girl on this pic was meant to be darker she would be. Besides…the spray on tans, and tans of tanning salons look so weird to me. I can contrast this to my black sistas with platinum blonde hair.

  22. You guys are killing me saying things like spray tans can go a long way, and that no one can look good with very fair pale skin. I don’t believe it! I mean I never ever want to see someone like Nicole Kidman get a tan, because she looks beautiful fair the way God made her. Just like I look good brown the way God made me, and I don’t mean that Im Mexican. Im a brown colored black. If this girl on this pic was meant to be darker she would be. Besides…the spray on tans, and tans of tanning salons look so weird to me. I can contrast this to my black sistas with platinum blonde hair.

  23. smoorenc

    I think she is HOT!!!

  24. jodee

    I was just reading about Summers ( http://www.pro-thinspo.com/annsummers.html ) and the girls and what they had to go through to get to where the store is now. It is so different then in the USA and am glad to see the girls hit the street and strut their stuff proudly. you go girl.

  25. jodee

    I was just reading about Summers ( http://www.pro-thinspo.com/annsummers.html ) and the girls and what they had to go through to get to where the store is now. It is so different then in the USA and am glad to see the girls hit the street and strut their stuff proudly. you go girl.

  26. Hannah goodem

    that is so ugly

  27. Hannah goodem

    that is so ugly

  28. Hannah goodem

    that is so ugly

  29. Hannah goodem

    that is so ugly

  30. Hannah goodem

    that is so ugly

  31. And by “brown black” I mean Negro, for those of you wiggers out there who didn’t get my frequent self descriptions, including “nappy hair”, “dark skin”, “cooch as wide as the grand canyon”, “double-wide ass”, “DDD boobs with nipples the size of dinner plates”.

    And remember, God works in mysterious ways, fucktards.

  32. Moby DIx

    Ah the ever fascinating English language: We say “elevator”, they say “lift”. We say “cigarette” (or “cocksucker”), they say “fag”. We say “pasty obese skank”, they say “lingerie model”.

  33. Carlos

    What I find most attractive is the lack of a navel piercing and the ubiquitous “tramp stamp”

  34. Sarah

    Obese? OBESE???

    God, you’re a retard.

  35. reply

    I’m confused that she is a model….not that she isn’t pretty….but, she does seem too heavy to be a model and looks a little harsh in the face. Don’t chastise me, bc I think she is pretty, just not model pretty.

  36. Alex

    68-

    Rock on! I did the same thing to an ex of mine after he disrespected me.

  37. vansmack

    Holy Moley!!!!!!

  38. duh

    her body and face are gorgeous.

  39. sarah

    katie downes is 4’11!!!!!

  40. sarah

    katie downes is 4’11!!!!!

  41. “Oh yeah I have the biggest boobs you’ve ever seen in the world, and the grand canyon ain’t got nothin on me when it comes to orifices.” All jokes aside though I do love my nappy hair don’t get it twisted. Nothing is better than being a negro HELLO! To all my fans out there…all you had to say is you wanted an autograph. I’ll sign for you anytime. Only for the groopies…only for the groopies.

  42. “Oh yeah I have the biggest boobs you’ve ever seen in the world, and the grand canyon ain’t got nothin on me when it comes to orifices.” All jokes aside though I do love my nappy hair don’t get it twisted. Nothing is better than being a negro HELLO! To all my fans out there…all you had to say is you wanted an autograph. I’ll sign for you anytime. Only for the groopies…only for the groopies.

  43. josh

    i knew she was british before i even read it. we must have a look about us. or its cos it wasnt sunny.

  44. @93 I love learning about new cultures, and I just wanted to ask you are Brits usually more fair skinned than other people? Just out of curiosity.

  45. bootlips

    I wouldn’t go out of my way to see her.

  46. Hey men out there if you didn’t already get the memo here it is. We women are not perfect in our looks nor in our personalities. There are women out there who are virtually perfect looking, but none of us fit the perfect bill. God know’s my nappy head azz ain’t close to perfect, but I would like to sing to the world one day. Please do me a favor if I make it famous and go light on me. Im already prepared for if i get lucky though. I know I’ll get things like oh she’s too dark, and she’s got a brillo pad for hair, and she has big lips, and is too skinny but in a fat way. I guess Im cool with that though, because Im cool with being imperfect. Don’t forget where I stand though. I stand for the nappy heads! Yes sir.

  47. ummm...yeah

    Shut the fuck up Sue Me

  48. Lux

    uhmm… She lacks the fake breasts, the fake tan, the bleach blond hair, the collagen lips and the eating disorder… there’s no way she could be american.

  49. But why? ummm…yeah, But why? Why should I stop posting my opinions in a free country? Never mind don’t even answer the question, because no answer will be valid enough. SUEME STANDS UP FOR ALL WOMEN. Please don’t be hatin.

  50. I like the way you think Lux. Natural beauty is the way to go, and as women we should be confident with ourselves. Putting on all the fake stuff is not a sign of confidence at all. Oh and P.S. #97 you just may be seeing a lot more of me now so suck it up and get over it, because otherwise I’ll have to bring out the orchestra to play you a sad song. I defy all the odds, and you’re one of them.

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