Happy Holidays!

By: The Superficial / December 24, 2009

Bad news, everybody. Christmas has herpes.

Ha! Just kidding. It’s only the clap. On that note, The Superficial is bailing early for the holidays, but I’ll be back Monday to kick off some light holiday posting and a look back at the best celebrity body parts of 2009. (Leighton Meester’s ass, you might want to prepare yourself for disappointment.) In the meantime, feel free to visit our awesome link partners below and try not to make out with the Christmas tree this year. I don’t care if it was asking for it with all those bulbs, shiny tinsel, sexy little tree skirt… Give daddy that piney sugar!

Happy Holidays!

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