Happy Holidays!

December 24th, 2008 // 106 Comments

Before I scoot off for the holidays, here’s Mariah Carey rocking clown boots and cleavage despite the freezing temperatures in Aspen. Somewhere there’s an inspirational message to be found here, I can almost feel it. – - Nope, just my monitor. False alarm!

The Superficial shall return this weekend where my words will swaddle you like the newborn baby Jesus. In the meantime, hopefully you get some sweet gifts to tide you over. If not, at least you aren’t Nick Cannon: Human Terrier above. No one deserves that.

Happy Holidays, everybody!

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  1. diggy

    first.

    shes a fat fuck.

  2. Do FreeBird

    What a piece of work. Dressed up like a Whore while She promotes her boots. Hubby is second fiddle to her dog and any random fan.

    And exactly why did she need enormous fake tits?

  3. Matthew

    and again I wish I be nick cannon

  4. Oh, that’s sweet of Mariah. Taking an underprivileged kid shopping…

  5. Blasphemy

    wow like the newborn baby Jeus. Amazing disrespect for religion.

  6. momo

    Happy Holidays!

  7. john

    cleavage during this cold winter snowy day. mariah works hard, now she can work harder by taking her top off completely so i can be motivated enough to go out and buy her 400th greatest hits album with the black elf man dupree on the side yelling on so-so-def through out the album while nick ADD cannon does his wild’ling out free style that gets laugh and giggles from fat black chicks in the crowd who has no idea that they are the nastiest looking ppl on tv besides New York.

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

  8. George

    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, everyone!

  9. THAT_GIRL_JENNb

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    SO YOU WHITE MEN WOULD HATE ON MARIA CAREY’S BODY BUT
    FIND ASIAN WOMEN WHO HAVE THE BODIES OF 12 YEAR OLD BOYS (REALLY THINK ABOUT IT IF YOU CUT THEIR HAIR AND DRESS THEM IN BAGGY CLOTHES) ATTRACTIVE?

    YOUR ALL GAY, JUST ADMIT IT. INSTEAD OF BOOBS, YOU LIKE RIBS SHOWING. IF THAT ISN’T GAY I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS.

    YOU HATE ON KIM BUT YOU WOULD ALL F*CK TILA? GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT GAY MESS!

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

  10. Luvs2Dance4U

    Well…I am happy that finally a REAL site with REAL HONEST comments about this played out HAG! She swears she is still “IT” and 20 something. She feels that her tummy hangin tits propped up by a too small push up bra will make her famous again…lol…at least she got the sense to marry a young “so-so” kid that will treat her like a Goddes..and I guess thats all that really counts…BUT
    Yes..when she started she was great..unique…BUT now all she is doing is trying to hang on to the 90′s WHEN she actually looked good..think the video with her in her Black CLASSY & LADY LIKE dress…with her long curly locks…I HATED WHEN TONY M> LEFT HER!! After he dumped her she turned total stripper, street walking boot wearing, GHETTO-fied foul mouthed bi-polar wanna be…
    Her first 2 albums were OK…nothing to jump up & down for either. But I prefer my female artist NOT so slutty..well at least slutty looking :o)

  11. dork

    I bet if she didn’t have that big jacket on her nipples would poke my eyes out…

  12. Laura

    Mariah is GROSS.

    She looks okay from afar, but once you get up close, yikes. Fugly. And annoying too. I wouldnt even say anything about her if she wasn’t such an annoying twat. Anyone else notice that she ALWAYS has to have the wind-blowing machine on her in every video, making her hair blow back. Every fucking video. Gawd shes dumb.

  13. Joe Schmo

    I can’t get enough of that “baby Jesus” joke. I fear speaking of Jesus with reverence because people might laugh at me and I might stand out as someone who is too intense. So I prefer to quote Will Ferrell movies. That way everyone knows I’m an all right guy and I don’t ruffle any feathers.

  14. Venom

    Remember when Nick Cannon had a career and dignity?
    This is so sad…

  15. Rainy L.A.

    Yeah, I like the early 90′s Mariah, when she used to be sane and rational. It’s pretty disappointing to see that 40 year old Mariah always need to display herself it either too tight or too little just to look young (How she sees herself is not how others see her) – she is obviously suffering from low self image and self esteem. Marriage to kid Nick is a joke and cannot be taken seriously, but then again, neither can she…The lady really needs professional counseling.

  16. Mike

    Seeing this reminds me of, where’s my fucking check Obama?

  17. Oh, no they di'n't....

    …wear matching outfits! Oh, my God — who the fuck is the man in this relationship? It’s certainly not Nick Cannon, because a motherfook would not let his broad dress him to coordinate with her outfit. Yes, Nick Cannon IS a foo-foo little dog … and damn, he was cute, too….

  18. Baby Jesus

    I resent that remark. I haven’t swaddled anyone since I was Jewish. Now that I’m a Christian, you all are un-swaddled. You can do anything you want as long as you repent in my name. Ah, the magic of Christmas…

    Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to me!

  19. Vaugeois

    Please TheSuperficial PLEASE stop showing pictures of Mariah Carey!! PLEASE! I BEG OF YOU!

  20. Vaugeois

    Please TheSuperficial PLEASE stop showing pictures of Mariah Carey!! PLEASE! I BEG OF YOU!

  21. Vaugeois

    Please TheSuperficial PLEASE stop showing pictures of Mariah Carey!! PLEASE! I BEG OF YOU!

  22. Bill Clinton

    I remember the time she went down on me in the oval office…looks like she still has it!

    Bill

  23. This Poster

    Anyone posting after This Poster sucks on Nick’s big black Cannon

  24. scabbeus

    What is the big deal?

    This is very sweet, a mother and son Christmas shopping!

  25. THAT’S THE BIG QUESTION HERE, folks!!

  26. Lothario

    The son looks well-fed from those pair of milk jugs

  27. I hate you

    Nick Cannon is smiling like a typical black guy getting paid to sell something. Oh wait…

  28. Jenna

    OMG moonboots with fur!

    I have a pair of blue moonboots…guess Dior is making them now?

  29. MCFan

    ppl are such haters! who cares if shes showing her boobs or wearing boots people dont like, she is a living legend. ppl are so quick to point out the negative!! everyone on here took the time to write a comment about mariah so she must be doing somthing right! u know what they say, behind every great person is a flock of HATERSSS and i see they all flocked here!! knowing damn well they still play some of mariahs cds! lol YOU BETTER WORK THOSE BOOTS MARIAH!!!! <3

  30. friendlyfires

    Harry Christmas Soup Or Fish Al,
    I’ve read my tarot cards, attempted suicide elenvy-nine times but failed miserably, doomed to live and meet my fate: Nick Cannon is merely a stop-gap, I am the one destined to be the lifelong mate of The Carey Treatment. Already Christina Ricci sends me hate you bricks and Winona Ryder is dating Austinites just to spite me. Girls! Girls! GIRLS! It’s not me! It’s my fate! Please stop with the bricks to the head already, Christina …OWWWW …. Winona, do you really wanna hook up with a Wilson brother, I’d rather you date Samantha Ronson.

    It’s not easy being me.

  31. NewYorker

    Money doesn’t buy class. Prime example.

  32. *Decks the hall with rough daddy la la la,,,,la la la la*

  33. jen

    This day is called Christmas day. Christmas is the only reason why it’s a holiday. Have the courtesy of saying Happy Christmas.

  34. This makes me feel icky inside. And why are they matching?

  35. Carlos

    Remember back when Nick Cannon had his self respect? Me neither.

  36. Little red riding the fake hood!

  37. superflous

    #12 Everybody can look OK from far, especially if you’ve got myopia :D

    Maria dresses inappropriately for her age and weight. That’s why she’s so gross.

  38. The Truth

    Negroes smell bad and are criminals. The smarter ones end up working in fast food or foot lockers. The negro in this picture is lucky the white man let him have some success. We do that to trick the rest of the negroes into thinking any of them could do it. He can’t have everything though, we only let him have a fat half breed whore.

  39. fearsarewishes

    Nick Cannon is a very flashy Kneegrow.

    He be sportin’ that fly knit cap sideways and the groovy goggles be tipped to the other side.

    Nice!

  40. Rudolph

    I’ll be Mariah’s Human Terrier any day. Take me to Aspen.

  41. Mr. Honest

    People still go to Aspen??

  42. BOXING DAY SALES!
    click on my name to get online coupon codes to Baby Phat, Roccowear, Ben Sherman, Amiclubwear and more

  43. auzzie

    I don’t even know what she’s all about..I’ve never heard one song she’s ever sung.

  44. Mike

    I sense a crotch flash for this ‘ho in the near future to stay relevant. I applaud #4 for posting what I thought when I saw the picture. You’re frist in my book!

  45. Mike

    Nice that she let him drive her up to the photo op in his 1984 Jeep Wagoneer too! She’s a real negro’s negro!

  46. CUTIE

    WOW, PEOPLE ARE JEALOUS HERE I SEE? HER PERSONAL LIFE IS EXACTLY THAT….PERSONAL! STOP CLOWNING HER AND HER HUSBAND NICK. I COULD CARE LESS WHAT THEY DO AND WHO SHE DOES. YOU PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED, AND THIS IS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO ISN’T EVEN A FAN OF HER MUSIC.

    MERRY CHRISTMAS!

  47. CUTIE

    HOW COME MOST OF THE COMMENTS ARE ABOUT THE BLACK MAN SHE IS MARRIED TO? GET OVER YOURSELF CRACKERS! JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE A PALE PIECE OF TRASH THAT HAS NO CHANCE WITH HER, DO NOT GO ON THE INTERNET TO EXPRESS YOUR FRUSTRATION. YOU’RE JUST UGLY, NO TANNING SALON CAN HELP THAT. GO COMMIT SUICIDE OR SOMETHING! WHITE TRASH, UGLY GARBAGE.

  48. Petey Pablo

    wtf is Nick Cannon wearing ski goggles for??

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  49. The Grinch

    Merry Christmas everyone xoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo’s

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