Before I scoot off for the holidays, here’s Mariah Carey rocking clown boots and cleavage despite the freezing temperatures in Aspen. Somewhere there’s an inspirational message to be found here, I can almost feel it. – - Nope, just my monitor. False alarm!
The Superficial shall return this weekend where my words will swaddle you like the newborn baby Jesus. In the meantime, hopefully you get some sweet gifts to tide you over. If not, at least you aren’t Nick Cannon: Human Terrier above. No one deserves that.
Happy Holidays, everybody!
Photos: Flynet, Splash News
diggy | December 24, 2008 at 6:03 pm
first.
shes a fat fuck.
Do FreeBird | December 24, 2008 at 6:09 pm
What a piece of work. Dressed up like a Whore while She promotes her boots. Hubby is second fiddle to her dog and any random fan.
And exactly why did she need enormous fake tits?
Matthew | December 24, 2008 at 6:16 pm
and again I wish I be nick cannon
Famous Plastic | December 24, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Oh, that’s sweet of Mariah. Taking an underprivileged kid shopping…
Blasphemy | December 24, 2008 at 6:20 pm
wow like the newborn baby Jeus. Amazing disrespect for religion.
momo | December 24, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Happy Holidays!
john | December 24, 2008 at 6:47 pm
cleavage during this cold winter snowy day. mariah works hard, now she can work harder by taking her top off completely so i can be motivated enough to go out and buy her 400th greatest hits album with the black elf man dupree on the side yelling on so-so-def through out the album while nick ADD cannon does his wild’ling out free style that gets laugh and giggles from fat black chicks in the crowd who has no idea that they are the nastiest looking ppl on tv besides New York.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
George | December 24, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, everyone!
THAT_GIRL_JENNb | December 24, 2008 at 7:17 pm
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
SO YOU WHITE MEN WOULD HATE ON MARIA CAREY’S BODY BUT
FIND ASIAN WOMEN WHO HAVE THE BODIES OF 12 YEAR OLD BOYS (REALLY THINK ABOUT IT IF YOU CUT THEIR HAIR AND DRESS THEM IN BAGGY CLOTHES) ATTRACTIVE?
YOUR ALL GAY, JUST ADMIT IT. INSTEAD OF BOOBS, YOU LIKE RIBS SHOWING. IF THAT ISN’T GAY I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS.
YOU HATE ON KIM BUT YOU WOULD ALL F*CK TILA? GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT GAY MESS!
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Luvs2Dance4U | December 24, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Well…I am happy that finally a REAL site with REAL HONEST comments about this played out HAG! She swears she is still “IT” and 20 something. She feels that her tummy hangin tits propped up by a too small push up bra will make her famous again…lol…at least she got the sense to marry a young “so-so” kid that will treat her like a Goddes..and I guess thats all that really counts…BUT
Yes..when she started she was great..unique…BUT now all she is doing is trying to hang on to the 90′s WHEN she actually looked good..think the video with her in her Black CLASSY & LADY LIKE dress…with her long curly locks…I HATED WHEN TONY M> LEFT HER!! After he dumped her she turned total stripper, street walking boot wearing, GHETTO-fied foul mouthed bi-polar wanna be…
Her first 2 albums were OK…nothing to jump up & down for either. But I prefer my female artist NOT so slutty..well at least slutty looking :o)
dork | December 24, 2008 at 7:53 pm
I bet if she didn’t have that big jacket on her nipples would poke my eyes out…
Laura | December 24, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Mariah is GROSS.
She looks okay from afar, but once you get up close, yikes. Fugly. And annoying too. I wouldnt even say anything about her if she wasn’t such an annoying twat. Anyone else notice that she ALWAYS has to have the wind-blowing machine on her in every video, making her hair blow back. Every fucking video. Gawd shes dumb.
Joe Schmo | December 24, 2008 at 8:00 pm
I can’t get enough of that “baby Jesus” joke. I fear speaking of Jesus with reverence because people might laugh at me and I might stand out as someone who is too intense. So I prefer to quote Will Ferrell movies. That way everyone knows I’m an all right guy and I don’t ruffle any feathers.
Venom | December 24, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Remember when Nick Cannon had a career and dignity?
This is so sad…
Rainy L.A. | December 24, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Yeah, I like the early 90′s Mariah, when she used to be sane and rational. It’s pretty disappointing to see that 40 year old Mariah always need to display herself it either too tight or too little just to look young (How she sees herself is not how others see her) – she is obviously suffering from low self image and self esteem. Marriage to kid Nick is a joke and cannot be taken seriously, but then again, neither can she…The lady really needs professional counseling.
Mike | December 24, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Seeing this reminds me of, where’s my fucking check Obama?
Oh, no they di'n't.... | December 24, 2008 at 8:14 pm
…wear matching outfits! Oh, my God — who the fuck is the man in this relationship? It’s certainly not Nick Cannon, because a motherfook would not let his broad dress him to coordinate with her outfit. Yes, Nick Cannon IS a foo-foo little dog … and damn, he was cute, too….
Baby Jesus | December 24, 2008 at 8:14 pm
I resent that remark. I haven’t swaddled anyone since I was Jewish. Now that I’m a Christian, you all are un-swaddled. You can do anything you want as long as you repent in my name. Ah, the magic of Christmas…
Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to me!
Vaugeois | December 24, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Please TheSuperficial PLEASE stop showing pictures of Mariah Carey!! PLEASE! I BEG OF YOU!
Vaugeois | December 24, 2008 at 8:34 pm
Please TheSuperficial PLEASE stop showing pictures of Mariah Carey!! PLEASE! I BEG OF YOU!
Vaugeois | December 24, 2008 at 8:34 pm
Please TheSuperficial PLEASE stop showing pictures of Mariah Carey!! PLEASE! I BEG OF YOU!
Bill Clinton | December 24, 2008 at 9:26 pm
I remember the time she went down on me in the oval office…looks like she still has it!
Bill
This Poster | December 24, 2008 at 10:21 pm
Anyone posting after This Poster sucks on Nick’s big black Cannon
scabbeus | December 24, 2008 at 11:04 pm
What is the big deal?
This is very sweet, a mother and son Christmas shopping!
gerard Vandenberg | December 24, 2008 at 11:11 pm
THAT’S THE BIG QUESTION HERE, folks!!
Lothario | December 24, 2008 at 11:29 pm
The son looks well-fed from those pair of milk jugs
I hate you | December 25, 2008 at 12:10 am
Nick Cannon is smiling like a typical black guy getting paid to sell something. Oh wait…
Jenna | December 25, 2008 at 2:05 am
OMG moonboots with fur!
I have a pair of blue moonboots…guess Dior is making them now?
MCFan | December 25, 2008 at 2:18 am
ppl are such haters! who cares if shes showing her boobs or wearing boots people dont like, she is a living legend. ppl are so quick to point out the negative!! everyone on here took the time to write a comment about mariah so she must be doing somthing right! u know what they say, behind every great person is a flock of HATERSSS and i see they all flocked here!! knowing damn well they still play some of mariahs cds! lol YOU BETTER WORK THOSE BOOTS MARIAH!!!! <3
friendlyfires | December 25, 2008 at 2:24 am
Harry Christmas Soup Or Fish Al,
I’ve read my tarot cards, attempted suicide elenvy-nine times but failed miserably, doomed to live and meet my fate: Nick Cannon is merely a stop-gap, I am the one destined to be the lifelong mate of The Carey Treatment. Already Christina Ricci sends me hate you bricks and Winona Ryder is dating Austinites just to spite me. Girls! Girls! GIRLS! It’s not me! It’s my fate! Please stop with the bricks to the head already, Christina …OWWWW …. Winona, do you really wanna hook up with a Wilson brother, I’d rather you date Samantha Ronson.
It’s not easy being me.
NewYorker | December 25, 2008 at 9:03 am
Money doesn’t buy class. Prime example.
EverybodylovesROUGHers | December 25, 2008 at 9:07 am
*Decks the hall with rough daddy la la la,,,,la la la la*
jen | December 25, 2008 at 9:47 am
This day is called Christmas day. Christmas is the only reason why it’s a holiday. Have the courtesy of saying Happy Christmas.
Daughter | December 25, 2008 at 10:52 am
This makes me feel icky inside. And why are they matching?
Carlos | December 25, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Remember back when Nick Cannon had his self respect? Me neither.
EverybodylovesROUGHers | December 25, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Little red riding the fake hood!
superflous | December 25, 2008 at 1:25 pm
#12 Everybody can look OK from far, especially if you’ve got myopia :D
Maria dresses inappropriately for her age and weight. That’s why she’s so gross.
The Truth | December 25, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Negroes smell bad and are criminals. The smarter ones end up working in fast food or foot lockers. The negro in this picture is lucky the white man let him have some success. We do that to trick the rest of the negroes into thinking any of them could do it. He can’t have everything though, we only let him have a fat half breed whore.
Bay Area BeezY | December 25, 2008 at 4:19 pm
GROSS…
fearsarewishes | December 25, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Nick Cannon is a very flashy Kneegrow.
He be sportin’ that fly knit cap sideways and the groovy goggles be tipped to the other side.
Nice!
Rudolph | December 25, 2008 at 4:45 pm
I’ll be Mariah’s Human Terrier any day. Take me to Aspen.
Mr. Honest | December 25, 2008 at 5:19 pm
People still go to Aspen??
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auzzie | December 25, 2008 at 7:53 pm
I don’t even know what she’s all about..I’ve never heard one song she’s ever sung.
Mike | December 25, 2008 at 9:26 pm
I sense a crotch flash for this ‘ho in the near future to stay relevant. I applaud #4 for posting what I thought when I saw the picture. You’re frist in my book!
Mike | December 25, 2008 at 9:27 pm
Nice that she let him drive her up to the photo op in his 1984 Jeep Wagoneer too! She’s a real negro’s negro!
CUTIE | December 25, 2008 at 9:36 pm
WOW, PEOPLE ARE JEALOUS HERE I SEE? HER PERSONAL LIFE IS EXACTLY THAT….PERSONAL! STOP CLOWNING HER AND HER HUSBAND NICK. I COULD CARE LESS WHAT THEY DO AND WHO SHE DOES. YOU PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED, AND THIS IS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO ISN’T EVEN A FAN OF HER MUSIC.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
CUTIE | December 25, 2008 at 9:40 pm
HOW COME MOST OF THE COMMENTS ARE ABOUT THE BLACK MAN SHE IS MARRIED TO? GET OVER YOURSELF CRACKERS! JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE A PALE PIECE OF TRASH THAT HAS NO CHANCE WITH HER, DO NOT GO ON THE INTERNET TO EXPRESS YOUR FRUSTRATION. YOU’RE JUST UGLY, NO TANNING SALON CAN HELP THAT. GO COMMIT SUICIDE OR SOMETHING! WHITE TRASH, UGLY GARBAGE.
Petey Pablo | December 25, 2008 at 9:50 pm
wtf is Nick Cannon wearing ski goggles for??
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
The Grinch | December 26, 2008 at 12:20 am
Merry Christmas everyone xoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo’s