Have you heard the Good News? Simona Fusco Stratten is freaking hot! I wonder if she’ll come to my house and help me find Easter eggs. Because, seriously, it’s been over a year and the smell is making me dizzy.
See you on Monday when I’ll be hopped up on delicious Cadbury Creme Eggs. Thanks, Jesus, who’s technically the living dead. Your zombie holiday rocks!
Happy Easter, everybody!
NOTE: Don’t know who Simona Fusco Stratten is? Well her credits include playing ‘Ulsa’ in Beerfest and ‘uncredited’ in Cougar Club. So, yeah, pretty much the greatest talent of this generation.
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Laura, I certainly wouldn’t say you’re fat but you would really look a whole lot better if you lost 10 lbs.
I think this BMI misrepresentation can really drive women crazy.
Right now I’m 5’2″ and 98lbs. That’s 17.9, less than 18, which is supposed to be the skinniest healthy BMI. But no one has told me that I’m too thin, especially after seeing me in my bikini.
I know a girl who is 5’1″, 115lbs, which is 21.7 BMI. She runs, swims and plays tennis everyday and is therefore loaded with muscles and no fat.
Everyone who sees us together ALWAYS thinks that I weigh more than she does, because her body is so toned and condensed. People asked her to gain some fat.
So, please don’t rely completely on this BMI because it depends heavily on a person’s body composition.
Juuuuust got in under the wire on Easter Sunday in the U.S.:
U.S. military death toll reaches 4,000!!!
Woooohoooo!!!!
Funniest part – you’re fighting men and WOMEN armed with rocks and sticks!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
#134
I can get over the short arms, but I keep going back to the missing feet. She must have great balance to pose like that with no feet.
…for civil liberties…the war that will not end in our lifetime…sig krieg!
Jesus is a cunt who doesn’t exist. Fucking morons and their magic sky fairy.
He was an essene and fought against the pharisees for their Mishnaic vulgarities. They considered themselves above God and non jews were not human beings and could be treated as such. You know, how they treat us today.
Carry your blasphemy further into the madness that consumes you, not here.
WTF why every time I click on a pic, I go to EBay!?
#5 – While you made me feel like shit for playing pocket pool at my cube when I saw this chick, here’s a few more shots before you pass judgement, tubby. You call them implants, I call it money well spent.
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=4598
Crap, I just soiled my briefs… again. Who wants to shake hands?
P.S. – Meaghan is a wierd name for a dude. I’m just sayin’…
Her bikini doesn’t fit
She looks dumb, she is stretching in front of a camera although she is not making any fitness video
And I can’t stand women who wear sunglasses in their hair. If she doesn’t wear the sunglasses when looking at the sea, it means she doesn’t need to cover her eyes at all. She’d better think about covering her tits.
Ugly scar on her distorted leg.
#107 – That photo is ‘shopped. Get a fucking life fatso.
You people who say she is to skinny are dumb ass idiots… Just because all you Americans are fat ass bitches doesn’t mean everybody has to be fat. Anyone who is normal built and not fat, has ribbs showing in that position.
Go on a diet stupid whores…
She’s not attractive. She’s like a boy with huge boobs. She does not have a female body. Or a pretty face.
Oh GO GET SOME FRIENDS you silly people.
She’s a person with fake tits, get over it.
“Meaghan”
….Jesus what a hideous way to spell an already-hideous and overused name….
Hi all.
Arguing on the internet is like saying you’re the smartest person with down syndrome. If someone else doesn’t agree with you, or (gasp) actually has their own thought, get over it. It’s not a competition to see who can say the most ridiculous things about this girl’s fake boobies or what size her legs are. She’s obviously comfortable in her own skin so maybe you should try it out too instead of arguing over whether or not someone else thinks she’s attractive. I doubt she gives a fuck about what any of us think.
Omg, Meaghan. Shut the fuck up already. You’re seriously calling names? Omg. And I totally agree with Sarah about your name. Disgusting.
shes hot…until u get to her legs…