Happy Easter, my little chickadees!

Have you heard the Good News? Simona Fusco Stratten is freaking hot! I wonder if she’ll come to my house and help me find Easter eggs. Because, seriously, it’s been over a year and the smell is making me dizzy.

See you on Monday when I’ll be hopped up on delicious Cadbury Creme Eggs. Thanks, Jesus, who’s technically the living dead. Your zombie holiday rocks!

Happy Easter, everybody!

NOTE: Don’t know who Simona Fusco Stratten is? Well her credits include playing ‘Ulsa’ in Beerfest and ‘uncredited’ in Cougar Club. So, yeah, pretty much the greatest talent of this generation.