Have you heard the Good News? Simona Fusco Stratten is freaking hot! I wonder if she’ll come to my house and help me find Easter eggs. Because, seriously, it’s been over a year and the smell is making me dizzy.
See you on Monday when I’ll be hopped up on delicious Cadbury Creme Eggs. Thanks, Jesus, who’s technically the living dead. Your zombie holiday rocks!
Happy Easter, everybody!
NOTE: Don’t know who Simona Fusco Stratten is? Well her credits include playing ‘Ulsa’ in Beerfest and ‘uncredited’ in Cougar Club. So, yeah, pretty much the greatest talent of this generation.
Photos: www.pacificcoastnewsonline.com
First Time | March 21, 2008 at 4:56 pm
That’s hot
AVL | March 21, 2008 at 4:58 pm
She has short legs
OMFGSECOND!!!!!!!! | March 21, 2008 at 4:58 pm
She has ugly legs, knees.
I’d hit it without a second thought.
Anexio | March 21, 2008 at 5:00 pm
…and speaking of zombies, how is Tara Reid doing?
Meaghan | March 21, 2008 at 5:03 pm
That chick really isn’t that hot and it’s annoying when chicks that aren’t even hot sit there and pose, and do weird stretches and shit in bikinis as if anyone gives a fuck. Unless you have the face of Jessica Alba, you can just fuck off. And since when did rib cages become hot? The only person pulling off rib cages was Jessica Alba back when the media convinced her that looking like you are about to die is hot. Now, some of you may think I’m just saying this because I’m one of those chicks that automatically hate every other chick over petty stupid female chick? The irony is, I am not like those chicks. That chick in that picture is probably the one who is like that. I respect any chick who is actually hot flaunting it. A lot of you men have some weird childhood issues that mold your taste in women I think. The same as a lot of women let their childhood issues mold their taste in men. Not I though, I rebelled against everything I thought was bullshit. I don’t go looking for men that remind me of my father, I stay the fuck away from anyone that reminds me of my father. Okay, bye now.
Brian | March 21, 2008 at 5:06 pm
#5-Totally agree about the rib cage thing.
She looks like she has a full diaper in picture #5.
Don’t get me wrong – I’d still do her in a heartbeat.
Brian | March 21, 2008 at 5:07 pm
…Picture #6 if you count the first one as picture “0″…
Ted from LA | March 21, 2008 at 5:13 pm
#5,
Have you read The Catcher in the Rye? I think you’d like it.
Tapeworm | March 21, 2008 at 5:16 pm
She looks like she has a good surgeon.
CoM | March 21, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Happy Zombie Jesus Day, everyone!
Harry Ballzack | March 21, 2008 at 5:20 pm
@5 – What …..you weigh in at about ………. 2 and a half ton ?
You were cool until you started bashing Jessica Alba (bows and prays to the Jessica Alba rubber doll with 5 handy entry points)
twzzlrgirl | March 21, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Hey, Meagan….I love the post. I agree 100%. Bones are not sexy. Boners=sexy. Protruding bones=famine victim.
I bought into that crap a while back and whittled by 5 foot 4 frame to 96 lbs. I didn’t get a lot of attention from guys, except the ones who wanted to know if i was on chemo. I’m 120 now (fat by hollywood standards), but i like my curves. And no one is looking at me like i should be in a coffin.
And Catcher in the Rye, btw, BEST BOOK EVER.
FRIST!!! | March 21, 2008 at 5:35 pm
That’s BLASPHEMY!!!! Talking about Jesus like that..
Jesus is NOT a zombie, he is just a man. A dead man who dresses up like a giant rabbit tossing eggs all over my lawn
So. Who’s this chick??
Jew Jew Beans | March 21, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Talmud really does rule don’t it, my little Goy slaves?
What kind of pig would make a statement like that?
I’d like some hook nose holiday jokes by this site next.
Oh #5, shut up you ugly skank, this chick is awesome!!!
juniper | March 21, 2008 at 6:29 pm
He aint’ a zombie until Sunday… i guess.
Happy Easter, Superfish…
(BTW, that girl is average)
Patrick | March 21, 2008 at 6:29 pm
I seriously want to play with those titties.
jules | March 21, 2008 at 6:40 pm
wow, so she has a pair of fake tits, along with a lot of other whores. don’t see the big deal.
she’s fuckable, but that doesn’t really make her special
eurotrash | March 21, 2008 at 6:51 pm
who the fuck is this?!
frankin | March 21, 2008 at 6:53 pm
OMG, she is so sexy. She is my favorite. It is said she is dating friends on a millionaire datingsite called meetingwealthy.c o m. Her sexy photos and profile are found there.
23apples | March 21, 2008 at 6:53 pm
EW. This woman has a disgusting knee/thigh combo. All bloated and saggy skinned
kitty_kat | March 21, 2008 at 7:00 pm
I can see her ribcage… Yeah, real sexy, Fish.
alwaysclassy | March 21, 2008 at 7:09 pm
She does not have a very pretty face. I don’t know how old she is, but she looks 40-ish.
If your body is nice, to me it doesn’t matter if your face isn’t. A pretty face is where it’s at.
Besides, her body isn’t that great anyway. Fake tits = enough already…
yeahgreat | March 21, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Another fake rack? yawn, please how fucking tedious.
Meaghan | March 21, 2008 at 7:45 pm
To #11, I wasn’t bashing Jessica Alba at all, you mongoloid. So much for reading comprehension. Go back and re-read my post very carefully so next time when you decide to respond, you wont be responding to shit I never even said.
Meaghan | March 21, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Also, #11, I weigh in at about 130, and thats after having a baby. Now put that in your “I like my women to have a body that resembles the body of a 12 year old boy” pipe and smoke it. Haha, you just tried to insult me by calling me fat via the internet. That was so unexpected, really. What a shocker. Do you write your own material or are you really just in love with fat women like Delta Burke, yet are in denial about it? Hahaha, you insigni-fi-cunt horse anus.
Alex C. | March 21, 2008 at 7:54 pm
tee hee, she said “cunt”…
YeahImHott | March 21, 2008 at 8:05 pm
Come on Meg, she’s not THAT bad…kinda. I agree…fake titties aren’t attractive at all, not even to most dudes I know. But she looks all skinny like that because she’s doing all those funky stretches. I’m 5’4″ and 94lbs, but I look 100% healthy and I AM 100% healthy, and that’s AFTER having a baby. I’m 20 so I just bounced back without much effort, and I get a shitload of attention from guys. Unfortunately, most men like thin…just not anorexic.
Blonde+Fake Titties=Boring.
uhh | March 21, 2008 at 8:31 pm
you think cameron diaz is ugly and this is hot? what the hell is wrong with you? her body and face are fine but completely average and her tits are hideous.
Meaghan | March 21, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Come on yeahimhot, quit talking to me like I’m a moron and don’t see through that facade of yours. Lmao@you, yeah, whatever you say there ace. Why don’t you try telling me something that isn’t so predictable. It isn’t a competition, hence I don’t give a fuck about your weight and all of that shit. You must be smoking crack if you think 94 pounds is a healthy weight for any adult. Especially at 5’4? Lmao, you’re annoying. Don’t ever talk to me again you egocentric ass turd.
Splooge | March 21, 2008 at 8:40 pm
Math correction.
Blonde + Fake Titties = Boner for me!!
powen | March 21, 2008 at 8:41 pm
she’s okay, but who is she? Am I supposed to know her from something?
RENEE | March 21, 2008 at 8:54 pm
She definetly is a slave to the gym…that and her plastic surgeon’s office.
FRIST!!! | March 21, 2008 at 8:56 pm
Her thighs are as big as her waist. Seriously. Who is she? Is she on the Hills?
YeahImHott | March 21, 2008 at 8:58 pm
Meg, I have to LMAO at YOU. I sense a bit of malicious jealousy from you towards anyone who’s not fat or ugly, such as yourself. Sorry you don’t get any attention for your obviously hideous looks or your fat saggy stretch-mark-ridden self. Not all of us can be as lucky as me, now can they? Sorry. I’m willing to bet you’d give up your obese self to be thin anyday. Last I checked, I actually eat right and work out. You must sit on your fat ass all day eating twinkies trying to make physically fit pretty women feel bad for not being ugly. HA!
LOL. I’m out.
Meaghan | March 21, 2008 at 9:00 pm
RENEE, that’s kind of on the same page of what I’m saying. I don’t get people who punish their own bodies repeatedly for the purpose of vanity. That chick’s body is grotesque, straight up. You are supposed to have chub, and all of that shit. Her body looks created through means of stupid vanity related bullshit. How about we put all things in the trash like VANITY, which separates human beings from human beings.
Meaghan | March 21, 2008 at 9:10 pm
No YeahI’mHott, you have it confused. I sit on my perfectly delicious ass all day and make fun of mental midgets , such as yourself. Hey YeahI’mHott, as you’re sitting there crying over your so called healthy 94 pound weight (total bullshit) and starving yourself to get attention from a bunch of worthless loser men, most likely which you meet at bars, I’ll be sitting here getting in on some yummy double chee action. Get over yourself yeahimhott, you aren’t hot, you’re whole aura is plexiglass and if it came down to a real life shit, I would have choked you with a double cheese burger wrapper by now. If you weigh 94 pounds, you really shouldn’t be talking shit to anyone. A lot of my 130 weight came from lifting, because I feel I need to be able to defend myself or simply put bottom feeders like you back in their rightful place, which is your face in some concrete. You aren’t cute or sexy, and the proof is in the fact that you feel the need to proclaim it via some stupid ass website where none of these people will ever even meet your approval seeking void of a self.
Polly Pureheart | March 21, 2008 at 9:17 pm
Ok. This chick is hot. All you virgins who are talking about her imperfect knees or legs or whatever… if any of you guys saw this chick in real life you would shit and go blind trying to get next to her.
http://wtcctr.blogspot.com
YeahImHott | March 21, 2008 at 9:20 pm
Wow Meg, very hateful/unintelligent/hilarious. You’e just proving how nasty you must look, and how insecure about your looks you are. I absolutely love what I look like, and I’ll brag all damn day about it to hateful ugly people like you. I’m perfectly happy with my weight, and actually extremely proud (obviously), and so is my Dr. HA! I laught at your psychotic jealousy. While I’m flaunting my sexy self in bikini’s all summer, you’ll be hiding your grotesque-ness in your little house on your computer all day!
Woo!
Hamper Lint | March 21, 2008 at 9:34 pm
she has Peter Dinklage’s legs ….
dude | March 21, 2008 at 9:36 pm
this is a fun site, but I could do without the blasphemy. The Fish goes out of his way to do it. It’s unnecessary.
henry | March 21, 2008 at 9:40 pm
#40 cant stand the god talk? give me a break…what a baby…go back to ilovejesus.com lame-o.
also…look at the sweet titty shot where it looks like her tits are too big and they are buldging out from the bottom…its like her tits are too big to be contained!!! i dont think she is that hot…but for some reason that shit turns me on.
lambman | March 21, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Those are hilariously bad implants, they are positioned completely wrong on her chest and noticed the under-boob in pic 1 LOL. Plus you know grapefruit halves on top of rib cages are not sexy
tmhs | March 21, 2008 at 10:03 pm
Fuck you blogger talking about Jesus like that!
Knee Ya Ha Ha | March 21, 2008 at 10:10 pm
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Say Binky – not sure who this Anglo Saxon gal is. Comments ?
Binky : No me either. But if she shows up at Echo Beach – I’m there. (And look – I’ve been busy – that’s why I contracted out the ‘Inquisition’ to China. So move on for a while.)
Knee Ya Ha Ha ; Well… I thought we could maybe change the name from the ‘Binky inquisition’ to the ‘Knee Ya Ha Ha Inquisition’.
Binky : Look Knee – the whole thing – in fact your whole existence- was based on an old Monty Python sketch.
‘Knee Ya ha ha. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.’
Let’s all go now to example ‘A’.
‘A ‘ – Knee Ya ha ha, no one expects the Knee Ya Ha Ha Inquisition.
or example ‘B’ ( with the talking guy/gal coming in from the left)
‘B’ – Knee Ya Ha Ha : Knee Ya Ha Ha no one expects the Knee Ya Ha Ha Inquisition.
Binky : No offense Knee, but to me there are too many ‘knee ya ha ha’s’ in there. Like ‘Way’. And with that sort of cumulation it makes the ‘inquisition thing sound rather generic – and not just a little WTF ? !
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Oh. Ok Just asking.
arbitrary albatross | March 21, 2008 at 10:24 pm
Ladies, ladies. Fighting on the internets? Please. If you’re going to fight, do it the old fashioned way: mud wrestling.
Cliff Notes | March 21, 2008 at 10:31 pm
Say – if you cut off her picture – just above the knees – it looks like those statue things from Easter Island. How weird is that ?
Binky : Pretty weird… But …This isn’t archeology class Cliff.
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Personally I was hoping for some sort of unification of social and biological archeology.
Binky : Not now Knee. Maybe next week’s thread. I’m outa here for a while, Have a good holiday everybody. Knee since your calender says today is a ‘Monkey’ or something – you don’t get the weekend off.
Knee Ya Ha Ha | March 21, 2008 at 10:40 pm
Albatross… ?
Albatross !!! ?
Anyone ? Anyone for an ‘Inside job’ Albatross ?
Cliff Notes : I guess you got that show over there in Hong Kong ?
Knee Ya ha ha : Cliff – shouldn’t you be summarizing a book in a concise readable form ?
LL | March 21, 2008 at 11:45 pm
I swear to you that at first glance, I thought this chick (who I have never heard of) was Posh Spice. I think she kinda looks like beef jerky.
Zombie Jesus saves… room for braaiinnss.
Meaghan | March 21, 2008 at 11:47 pm
Whatever floats your vanity boat, YeahI’mHot. Walking around the beach in bikinis is gay. When I go to the beach, I usually go to beaches where there aren’t a bunch of idiots flaunting their bodies like. The entire flaunting your body around reminds me of some big bird like a peacock..”HEY LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL FEATHERS I’M SO MAJESTIC AND MAGICAL” lmao. I appreciate beaches for the beauty of nature value. Like San Diego for instance, is beautiful. I’ve kicked it at some very cool beaches down there where there was only like 4 people surfing, which is fine by me. I try to avoid all people like you where ever I go, because really, you people do nothing to better humanity and all you give a fuck about is your vain ambitions. Sometimes I like to go boogie boarding, but aside from that the ocean is a toxic waste pool and full of shit like sharks and I prefer to stay out of it. This is what I mean when I call people like you mental midgets. You’re some kind of genetic freak occurrence. Please spay or neuter yourself to avoid dirtying up the gene pool more with stupid ideas about what life should be about. All I know is life is not about flaunting your stupid fucking body around. No one gives a shit at the end of the day.
Alright! | March 21, 2008 at 11:57 pm
#38, 49.
You’re both as stupid as Binky, Knee Ya Ha Ha, Cliffs Notes, or whatever that imbecile is calling himself tonight.
Neither of you win; the rest of us lose by virtue of your presence.