Heidi Montag of The Hills turned 22 yesterday and to celebrate her birthday Spencer Pratt took her jewelry shopping followed by an equally staged picnic at the park. I really dig the two of them posing with the diamond cross necklace. Mostly because it renews my faith in God. I take comfort knowing in my heart that someone hears my prayers. Particularly the one where Heidi and Spencer get sent to a parallel dimension where cameras don’t exist and reality stars get stabbed in the eye with the Ebola virus. Or, in other words, Heaven. Aaaaah aahh aahh aahh-men.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Jimbo | September 16, 2008 at 1:53 pm
When is she going to pose naked in Playboy??
someguy | September 16, 2008 at 1:53 pm
First. Be-atches.
Jimbo | September 16, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Sorry second butt munch!!
Kelley | September 16, 2008 at 1:58 pm
OMG, what a bunch of horsh*t … are you sure these two aren’t really two wax dummies from Madame Tussaud’s ?? Incredibly plastic, utterly useless and talentless !
norton | September 16, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Whoa…. she’s got some BAD skin…..
Easy on the makeup cake dumbass.
Khirschy Squirts | September 16, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Where are their friends? Such losers!
Ted from LA | September 16, 2008 at 1:59 pm
I wish Payne Stewart’s jet would have landed on these two when it crashed.
FRIST!!! | September 16, 2008 at 1:59 pm
#1 ewww, why would you – anyone really- want to see that???
I heard next week..
Jimbo | September 16, 2008 at 2:00 pm
I’d let her strap one on and peg my rump!
Kim | September 16, 2008 at 2:04 pm
HOW CAN ANYBODY BE THAT VAIN AND FAKE! THEY LOOK LIKE THEY ARE POSING FOR SOME LAME CLOTHING CATALOG, NOT LIVING ACTUAL LIVES.
One day she will turn up dead with Spencer standing over her holding a gun. And he will be rewarded with thanks and praise from the entire world!
Rachel | September 16, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Wait a minute, who forgot to photo shop her face?!
Somebody’s going to get fired down at the Spedi compound.
Rachel | September 16, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Wait a minute, who forgot to photo shop her face?!
Somebody’s going to get fired down at the Spedi compound.
FRIST!!! | September 16, 2008 at 2:08 pm
You pinned it #10. Yep, and I would say Sears or Shopko..
Lola | September 16, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Aah, yes. This is so impromptu and such a surprise. Because it’s everyday a fake blonde, fake boobed, fake teeth, air-head, retarded whore of a bimbo, walks around in the park with a champagne bottle and glass, and the equally worthless bastard blondie-goatee, walk through the park, with baloons the size of her rubber titties and a cake.
Yes it’s totally normal.
Another year older, another year to sell more of them being “real” to the world.
BURN IN HELL YOU BITCHES!!!!!!
combustion8 | September 16, 2008 at 2:10 pm
I told myself I’d be done with this site if fish posted another speidi sighting.. later.
Captain Obvious 22 | September 16, 2008 at 2:10 pm
These two have got to be the worst “candid” photo fakers ever. That said – she still looks…hot. I hate to admit it but it’s true.
sirrix | September 16, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Yo Fish – Why are you still posting about this woman? You don’t wish everyone else happy birthday… You actually like this bitch, don’t you? Just do us all a favor and cut it out.
Ed | September 16, 2008 at 2:13 pm
The very embodiment of the McCain voter.
bar room hero | September 16, 2008 at 2:13 pm
She does not look hot, she looks fake. I don’t know, douche bags love “women” that look like her (so do douchbagettes). I guess i’m old fashioned and like a natural woman (and not a dumbass).
Spanky | September 16, 2008 at 2:14 pm
@8 – Don’t want to see her in Playboy. Something a little more hardocre so we could see her getting violated by a mule or sucking off an elephant.
J. | September 16, 2008 at 2:15 pm
YES, She almost fail my theroy that she needs to open her mouth to let the air out!!! Thanks Hedi for not failing me. You are good now close your mouth until the pressure builds up again!!!
vince | September 16, 2008 at 2:16 pm
@20
DONKEY – SHOW !!!!
heidi – dumb bitch
gits | September 16, 2008 at 2:17 pm
She probably could fit that entire cake in her mouth.
Freddo | September 16, 2008 at 2:18 pm
What’s noteable to me is that in all their pictures, including the ‘party’ it’s just the two of them…i.e. THEY HAVE NO FRIENDS!
Oh yeah, also she has a huge chin and bad skin. That’s noteable too.
J. | September 16, 2008 at 2:20 pm
@23
I totally agree
jlylec | September 16, 2008 at 2:21 pm
stupids
Erica | September 16, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Spencer is one of those really angry closeted gay men. Either he’s not hiding it as well anymore, or he’s almost homicidal from the number of times he thinks he caught a whiff of her pussy. He belongs in buttless chaps at the head of a parade in San Francisco…but Jimbo refuses to give up that spot.
hallie | September 16, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Her skin looks nasty.
King Asshole | September 16, 2008 at 2:30 pm
the part that the story left out: later that night, she wiggled that diamond cross necklace in spencer’s asshole until he came on their st. francis statue, while masturbating with a crucifix herself, her only real talent.
Candy | September 16, 2008 at 2:32 pm
She’s 22?!?! Holy fuck, she looks 30 at least! For God’s sake, she looks like a wax figure. Yuuuuck.
FRIST!!! | September 16, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Cheap shot at Jimbo, ERICA, WTF???
Julez | September 16, 2008 at 2:33 pm
What are you guys talking about? They are real! ALL REAL!!!
No, I’m seriously kidding. They can smile, and pose all they want. We ALL know Spencer is an @$$hole and she’s a MORON for still being with him. Did you see what he said to her sister?! If my bf, if I had one, did that to my sister……….oh man… not ONLY would it be over, but he’d get knocked out! She’s so stupid.
Cliff Clavin | September 16, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Hey Normie, yeah, it’s a little know fact that Spence Pratt is a government created Douche to annoy the world, and ,uh,Heidi Montag is a walking vernial diseased cesspool.
Pat | September 16, 2008 at 2:35 pm
She’s celebrating because Spencer finally managed to give her a facial. Granted, it was when he farted while she was inspecting his infected anal fissures, but still, it was something she always wanted to try.
JohnnyGoodtimes | September 16, 2008 at 2:36 pm
@18
Yeah right…I’m sure she isn’t a dummy-crat just like all the other stupid fake Hollywood types.
In a couple weeks you’ll probably see some staged pics of her campaigning for Obama…cuz she quote “Likes black guys!”
tamie | September 16, 2008 at 2:37 pm
ewwwww………..her face is all bumpy and yucky!
Learn To Sell Porn and Make Money | September 16, 2008 at 2:40 pm
I would love to make her ass bleed!!
Fat, Drunk, and Stupid | September 16, 2008 at 2:41 pm
When are they going to film the episode where Heidi get staked to the ground face up, and everyone who contributes $5 gets to throw a lawn jart at her from any distance they want. Now the rules clearly state, anyone who can land a lawn jart in her mouth, gets their $5 back, plus 5 more, plus 3 free throws. That episode is going to kick ass.
Jimbo | September 16, 2008 at 2:45 pm
#27, I agree with you completely.
I just bought my chaps and am headed for ‘Frisco.
for the love of god | September 16, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Please, please PLEASE stop writing about these two, I thought you promised it a few months ago, or are they paying you too to make them more publicity???
Patty from the Bronx | September 16, 2008 at 2:59 pm
I’d hit it. Right uppercut on that lantern jaw
Kendra | September 16, 2008 at 3:01 pm
I thought Christians don’t drink…… and I can guarantee you that isn’t a bottle of Sparkling White Grape Juice!! ;)
Fat, Drunk, and Stupid | September 16, 2008 at 3:02 pm
#40 if you want them to go away, just don’t watch their show. Calling someone a “vapid camera whore” is not the kind of endorsement anyone would pay for. Not even Heidi Montag who probably doesn’t know what those words mean.
tp | September 16, 2008 at 3:03 pm
ZIT FARM!!!
somuchbetter | September 16, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Her skin is disgusting
ali | September 16, 2008 at 3:04 pm
@ 18. she’s known to be a republican…
…and on another note, i love heidi montag. love.
ali | September 16, 2008 at 3:06 pm
i meant @35.
…and i still love her chest balloons.
Rachel | September 16, 2008 at 3:13 pm
#35 – tardboy – she’s publicly supported McCain several times already. McCain actually said he was “honored” to have her endorsement. Thankfully he was mocked for that afterward and couldn’t keep from laughing himself. Of course, that was back when he had balls and wasn’t hiding behind Palin’s skirt. My favorite story this week was yesterday when McCain and Palin finally split up and held separate events. Palin’s crowd was huge, McCain’s was so sparse it looked like a road crew doing a sound check an hour before a concert.
amnesia | September 16, 2008 at 3:13 pm
@42
mormons aren’t allowed to drink. christians can get tanked all they want. the bible is filled with stories of wine drinking.
havoc | September 16, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Who are these fucking people?
Why do you keep showing these catalog photos?
Seriously, are they in movies or something?
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