Happy 4th of July Weekend! (Plus Bikinis)

July 3rd, 2009 // 56 Comments

Hey, everybody, I’m going to be taking off for the July 4th Weekend, but as a parting gift, here’s a gallery of the latest bikini pics that have graced this most patriotic of sites. Because when our forefathers signed the Declaration of Independence in 1776, I’m pretty sure this was the end result they had in mind. Along with flying cars so, seriously, someone needs to get cracking on that shit.

See you on Monday!

- The Superficial

Bikini Babes (In Order with Links to Original Posts):
1. Anna Faris 2. Shauna Sand 3. Kelly Carlson 4. Denise Richards 5. Kim Kardashian 6. Katie Price 7. Eva Longoria 8. Kelly Brook 9. Kourtney Kardashian 10. Victoria Silvstedt 11. Holly Madison 12. Miley Cyrus 13. Hayden Panettiere 14. Kendra Wilkinson 15. Pamela Anderson 16. Cameron Diaz 17. Teri Hatcher 18. Natalie Imbruglia 19. Geri Halliwell 20. Chantelle Houghton 21. Heidi Montag 22. Audrina Patridge 23. Nicole Scherzinger 24. Stephanie Pratt

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  1. Hash

    1st
    EUROPE!

  2. fu

    Second! You don’t salute with your left hand, f-wad!

  3. Anonymous

    2nd
    North Korea?

  4. Im waving a white flag to this post in honor of implants! 23 of em! ill try to curb the belief that Miley has em…

  5. T

    Sweet Jesus. I love you too, The Superficial

  6. shortypeople

    aw hell that brings a tear to my eye. *snif*

  7. Me

    @4–Its only 22 sets-Pic 17-They’re real and they are spectacular (Unfortunately they’re also 44 and starting to slide south(But love her still))

  8. Willie Dixon

    Kelly Brook, ftw

  9. Guy

    1st fucktards!

  10. Anexio

    Ben Franklin would have nailed every single one of these bitches and given them a Dirty Sanchez, (back then it was called “Sniffing the King’).

    True fact.

  11. Cash

    Where’s the Lohan?

  12. wow you firstards are true devoted douchbags, how fuckin ghey. ……..but yes keep standing up to proclaim your nothing, everytime

    Looks like Denise has 6 toes on those suction-y cup feet of hers. I’d still hit it though, 12 toed women never bothered me before

  13. vito

    Smiley Vyrus is really starting to fill out nicely.

    And what’s the deal with Kelly Brook…??? Is she taking a picture of herself?

  14. God bless you SuperFish, and god bless America!

  15. gunworth

    woot liked patridge’s body

  16. captain america

    You like to have the meaning of the word ASSHOLE?
    ……………JUST TAKE A LOOK HERE!!

  17. T-Bone

    17th Europe.

  18. Beastman AIDS

    I don’t even know what the 4th of July celebrates – I could google it right now but I think I will stare at the pics you posted instead.

  19. Galtacticus

    Happy 4th of Juli! According to the bikini pics,we have some good BBQ meat for you as well!

  20. Artificial tatas have won the war,,,surrender your wallets….

  21. Martina

    Anna’s looks, Longoria’s ass, Kelly Brooks’ tits, and toss the others in for a meltdown or tat removal counseling.

  22. ds

    @10 fucking hilarious

  23. they look ok. there are others that look way better than these chicks.

  24. supppppp

    Ohhh my goddd. Heidi Montag is SO ugly. Please don’t ever post pictures of her in a bikini again…or period. Thanks. Whoever Kelly Carlson is…she looks amazing.

  25. Darth

    Are these our Top bikinis?

  26. Nero

    The guy in the swimming pants is for our female- and gay readers.We care about you.

  27. Rhialto

    @26 Borat’s or John Mayer’s swimsuit would have covered a bigger audience in this case.

  28. Renee

    ewwww- John Mayer is a complete douch bag. He think that he is Gods gift to women. He just comes off like a weak bitch to me- I like a real manly man- anything else is a complete turnoff.

    So many breast implants in these photos- but look at the bright side, if anyone is drowning, a helpless child could just grab on to one of those floating devices.

  29. Renee

    ewwww- John Mayer is a complete douch bag. He think that he is Gods gift to women. He just comes off like a weak bitch to me- I like a real manly man- anything else is a complete turnoff.

    So many breast implants in these photos- but look at the bright side, if anyone is drowning, a helpless child could just grab on to one of those floating devices.

  30. Renee

    ewwww- John Mayer is a complete douch bag. He think that he is Gods gift to women. He just comes off like a weak bitch to me- I like a real manly man- anything else is a complete turnoff.

    So many breast implants in these photos- but look at the bright side, if anyone is drowning, a helpless child could just grab on to one of those floating devices. (help mommy!)

    I can’t believe that there are people on here that instead of enjoying their 4th of July watching fireworks- they are on here blogging……. Real life is important that sitting in front of the computer all day folks.

  31. Renee

    I almost threw up in my mouth when I saw this photo. The girl looks great- but what the fuck is up with this fat wad?

    He looks like a beach whale caught in the american flag.

    just plain nasty. I was going to make something to eat- not even hungry anymore.

  32. Darth

    Hola! Breast implants are a regular in these pics.But how about butt implants?

  33. Galtacticus

    My experienced and trained eye says there’s for certain one with silicon butt implants but maybe there’re two.

  34. this girl deserve someone better than this fat guy lol

  35. spikeyjoe

    I can’t believe Steve McNair is dead now! This is getting weird.

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  37. His Huge Greatness Himself

    Where ma girl!?

  38. Wow, many many bikinis! Happy 4th July everyone!!

  39. Anna Faris' Scrunch Face

    Can someone explain to me how Dr. Little Nips wound up with Anna Faris? I mean, she’s not a 10 or anything, but that guy……damn.

    It looks like he was chasing down the hot dog truck in his boxers and it didn’t stop until it hit the boardwalk in Atlantic City. He figured “Hey, I’m already at the beach….may as well get some sun.”

    That still doesn’t explain him getting to sweat all over Anna Faris. Maybe she likes hot dogs too.

  40. So THAT”S why I joined the military…to protect life, liberty, and…. silicon!

  41. jimbob

    only 16 sets of implants for sure, but maybe one or two more.

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  45. Realist

    Nice job, Chris Pratt. Faris is out of your league, but you got her anyway.

  46. Realist

    Nice job, Chris Pratt. Faris is out of your league, but you got her anyway.

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  48. These are some pretty nice Bikini Girl pictures. The slightly overweight dude does not look that good in those shorts…

  49. Callie

    FISH – how about some GUY candy? For the ladies?

    Please?

    I mean, you post 24 pics of half nude hot celebs and not one is of Mathew Macconaughey???

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