Happy 4th of July Weekend! (Plus Bikinis)

July 3rd, 2009 // 56 Comments

Hey, everybody, I’m going to be taking off for the July 4th Weekend, but as a parting gift, here’s a gallery of the latest bikini pics that have graced this most patriotic of sites. Because when our forefathers signed the Declaration of Independence in 1776, I’m pretty sure this was the end result they had in mind. Along with flying cars so, seriously, someone needs to get cracking on that shit.

See you on Monday!

- The Superficial

Bikini Babes (In Order with Links to Original Posts):
1. Anna Faris 2. Shauna Sand 3. Kelly Carlson 4. Denise Richards 5. Kim Kardashian 6. Katie Price 7. Eva Longoria 8. Kelly Brook 9. Kourtney Kardashian 10. Victoria Silvstedt 11. Holly Madison 12. Miley Cyrus 13. Hayden Panettiere 14. Kendra Wilkinson 15. Pamela Anderson 16. Cameron Diaz 17. Teri Hatcher 18. Natalie Imbruglia 19. Geri Halliwell 20. Chantelle Houghton 21. Heidi Montag 22. Audrina Patridge 23. Nicole Scherzinger 24. Stephanie Pratt


Comments (56)

  1. Hash | July 3, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    1st
    EUROPE!

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  2. fu | July 3, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    Second! You don’t salute with your left hand, f-wad!

    Reply
  3. Anonymous | July 3, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    2nd
    North Korea?

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  4. ROUGH daddy | July 3, 2009 at 5:32 pm

    Im waving a white flag to this post in honor of implants! 23 of em! ill try to curb the belief that Miley has em…

    Reply
  5. T | July 3, 2009 at 5:48 pm

    Sweet Jesus. I love you too, The Superficial

    Reply
  6. shortypeople | July 3, 2009 at 6:16 pm

    aw hell that brings a tear to my eye. *snif*

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  7. Me | July 3, 2009 at 6:32 pm

    @4–Its only 22 sets-Pic 17-They’re real and they are spectacular (Unfortunately they’re also 44 and starting to slide south(But love her still))

    Reply
  8. Willie Dixon | July 3, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    Kelly Brook, ftw

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  9. Guy | July 3, 2009 at 7:02 pm

    1st fucktards!

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  10. Anexio | July 3, 2009 at 7:17 pm

    Ben Franklin would have nailed every single one of these bitches and given them a Dirty Sanchez, (back then it was called “Sniffing the King’).

    True fact.

    Reply
  11. Cash | July 3, 2009 at 7:20 pm

    Where’s the Lohan?

    Reply
  12. naas | July 3, 2009 at 9:33 pm

    wow you firstards are true devoted douchbags, how fuckin ghey. ……..but yes keep standing up to proclaim your nothing, everytime

    Looks like Denise has 6 toes on those suction-y cup feet of hers. I’d still hit it though, 12 toed women never bothered me before

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  13. vito | July 3, 2009 at 10:12 pm

    Smiley Vyrus is really starting to fill out nicely.

    And what’s the deal with Kelly Brook…??? Is she taking a picture of herself?

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  14. hollywood_hillbilly | July 3, 2009 at 10:59 pm

    God bless you SuperFish, and god bless America!

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  15. gunworth | July 4, 2009 at 1:14 am

    woot liked patridge’s body

    Reply
  16. captain america | July 4, 2009 at 1:36 am

    You like to have the meaning of the word ASSHOLE?
    ……………JUST TAKE A LOOK HERE!!

    Reply
  17. T-Bone | July 4, 2009 at 6:28 am

    17th Europe.

    Reply
  18. Beastman AIDS | July 4, 2009 at 6:54 am

    I don’t even know what the 4th of July celebrates – I could google it right now but I think I will stare at the pics you posted instead.

    Reply
  19. Galtacticus | July 4, 2009 at 7:31 am

    Happy 4th of Juli! According to the bikini pics,we have some good BBQ meat for you as well!

    Reply
  20. ROUGH daddy | July 4, 2009 at 9:26 am

    Artificial tatas have won the war,,,surrender your wallets….

    Reply
  21. Martina | July 4, 2009 at 11:45 am

    Anna’s looks, Longoria’s ass, Kelly Brooks’ tits, and toss the others in for a meltdown or tat removal counseling.

    Reply
  22. ds | July 4, 2009 at 11:50 am

    @10 fucking hilarious

    Reply
  23. jefferson white | July 4, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    they look ok. there are others that look way better than these chicks.

    Reply
  24. supppppp | July 4, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    Ohhh my goddd. Heidi Montag is SO ugly. Please don’t ever post pictures of her in a bikini again…or period. Thanks. Whoever Kelly Carlson is…she looks amazing.

    Reply
  25. Darth | July 4, 2009 at 7:27 pm

    Are these our Top bikinis?

    Reply
  26. Nero | July 4, 2009 at 7:52 pm

    The guy in the swimming pants is for our female- and gay readers.We care about you.

    Reply
  27. Rhialto | July 4, 2009 at 8:22 pm

    @26 Borat’s or John Mayer’s swimsuit would have covered a bigger audience in this case.

    Reply
  28. Renee | July 5, 2009 at 3:21 am

    ewwww- John Mayer is a complete douch bag. He think that he is Gods gift to women. He just comes off like a weak bitch to me- I like a real manly man- anything else is a complete turnoff.

    So many breast implants in these photos- but look at the bright side, if anyone is drowning, a helpless child could just grab on to one of those floating devices.

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  29. Renee | July 5, 2009 at 3:21 am

    ewwww- John Mayer is a complete douch bag. He think that he is Gods gift to women. He just comes off like a weak bitch to me- I like a real manly man- anything else is a complete turnoff.

    So many breast implants in these photos- but look at the bright side, if anyone is drowning, a helpless child could just grab on to one of those floating devices.

    Reply
  30. Renee | July 5, 2009 at 3:26 am

    ewwww- John Mayer is a complete douch bag. He think that he is Gods gift to women. He just comes off like a weak bitch to me- I like a real manly man- anything else is a complete turnoff.

    So many breast implants in these photos- but look at the bright side, if anyone is drowning, a helpless child could just grab on to one of those floating devices. (help mommy!)

    I can’t believe that there are people on here that instead of enjoying their 4th of July watching fireworks- they are on here blogging……. Real life is important that sitting in front of the computer all day folks.

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  31. Renee | July 5, 2009 at 3:29 am

    I almost threw up in my mouth when I saw this photo. The girl looks great- but what the fuck is up with this fat wad?

    He looks like a beach whale caught in the american flag.

    just plain nasty. I was going to make something to eat- not even hungry anymore.

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  32. Darth | July 5, 2009 at 4:10 am

    Hola! Breast implants are a regular in these pics.But how about butt implants?

    Reply
  33. Galtacticus | July 5, 2009 at 4:22 am

    My experienced and trained eye says there’s for certain one with silicon butt implants but maybe there’re two.

    Reply
  34. upsr|soalan upsr | July 5, 2009 at 6:02 am

    this girl deserve someone better than this fat guy lol

    Reply
  35. spikeyjoe | July 5, 2009 at 7:53 am

    I can’t believe Steve McNair is dead now! This is getting weird.

    Reply
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  37. His Huge Greatness Himself | July 5, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    Where ma girl!?

    Reply
  38. Leadership | July 5, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    Wow, many many bikinis! Happy 4th July everyone!!

    Reply
  39. Anna Faris' Scrunch Face | July 5, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    Can someone explain to me how Dr. Little Nips wound up with Anna Faris? I mean, she’s not a 10 or anything, but that guy……damn.

    It looks like he was chasing down the hot dog truck in his boxers and it didn’t stop until it hit the boardwalk in Atlantic City. He figured “Hey, I’m already at the beach….may as well get some sun.”

    That still doesn’t explain him getting to sweat all over Anna Faris. Maybe she likes hot dogs too.

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  40. Infonistacrat | July 5, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    So THAT”S why I joined the military…to protect life, liberty, and…. silicon!

    Reply
  41. jimbob | July 5, 2009 at 6:51 pm

    only 16 sets of implants for sure, but maybe one or two more.

    Reply
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    + FAT

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  46. Realist | July 5, 2009 at 10:12 pm

    Nice job, Chris Pratt. Faris is out of your league, but you got her anyway.

    Reply
  47. Realist | July 5, 2009 at 10:12 pm

    Nice job, Chris Pratt. Faris is out of your league, but you got her anyway.

    Reply
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  49. Frogger | July 6, 2009 at 1:16 am

    These are some pretty nice Bikini Girl pictures. The slightly overweight dude does not look that good in those shorts…

    Reply
  50. Callie | July 6, 2009 at 2:08 am

    FISH – how about some GUY candy? For the ladies?

    Please?

    I mean, you post 24 pics of half nude hot celebs and not one is of Mathew Macconaughey???

    Reply

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