Marla Maples in a bikini = Happy 4th, America!

Actually #42 has a point. Ever since the Superficial went all payolla on us all you get are bikini shots and Hiedi and Spencer. Too bad, this site used to be a laugh. I’ll keep coming of course cause I’m at work and bored shitless but thank god for Dlisted, which is actually funny and relevant.

No – she looks really good. Just jealousy comments from people (mostly women I suspect) with jiggly rolls of fat around the middle or big fat rear ends – lol….oh and big thunder thighs too.

I personally wouldn’t touch a woman over 35 it makes me sick to think of seeing them nakes. I am 61 and my girl is 28. I am in great shape, well hung, and have lots of surgery to look the way I do.

She’s fucking hot, period.

She seriously needs to get tits. There’s nothing there for a guy to suck on.

England Rules!

Can you post something for the ladies for once?! Enough bikinis.

Son’t worry you filthy Yank savages, you still belong to us and always have. Look at your economy and jobs fools. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .

#58 That’s OK, we have Eddie Izzard and we’re keeping him.

#53
Gross, you are a dirty old misogynistic hypocritical pervert. I bet you wake up thanking god for cialis and viagra every day. I am glad ‘your girl’ doesn’t think enough of herself to find someone she actually has things in common with- like century born within. Does she even know who Howdy Doody is, or remember cowering under her desk for air raid readiness in school? How many of her friends got polio?

Isn’t that improper use of the flag?

SHE LOOKS FANTASTIC !!

A WHOLE LOT BETTER THAN THAT ASHLEY TISDALE LISTED ABOVE HER.!!

The guy who writes superficial must of not of been breast fed cause he’s obsessed with boobs

They are just flabs of fat

Nothing says patriotism like rubbing your ass on the flag.

It does not matter to me what she thinks in regards to my age. You see, I am rich and can affort to replace her at a moments notice. Yes I do use Viagra (a man’s best friend). What do you use? Coffee? Alcohol? Etc.?
I can understand you petty sentiments. The poor can never understand the exotic perspective of the wealthy. Life is only worth living when you can affort to really live, darling.
I take three significant vacations a year and leave the continent usually 2-3 times. Once a month I take a week off and travel within the country more or less wherever I wish. I do not physically work and report to the offices of sorts maybe 0-10 hours a week. I actually am involved in business now no more than 0-20 hours a week from my PC.
I own two large homes and two small ones and co-op three more with dear friends in two countries one in the mountains high above all the lower lives of sorts, no offense.
I hope to die inside a young woman not beside an old one and I am sorry but women age poorly and worse than men.

I so wish I had that back. Melania is starting to look like Pizza the Hut.

Besides, she loves it when the Donald gets his son to join the fun and do the old Trump DP.

All the haters are absolutely guaranteed homosexuals or just blithering idiots.

This is a GORGEOUS woman..

period.

All the haters are absolutely guaranteed homosexuals or just blithering idiots.

This is a GORGEOUS woman..

period.

She looks awesome.

I’m fairly certain that the catty bitches who say otherwise are those obese, disgusting, polyester clad heifers I see eating themselves into oblivion.

I’m also fairly certain that the men saying she looks bad are married to the aforementioned heifers. Only in your dreams could you even hope to fuck a woman who looks even 1/10 as good as Marla.

WTF is she doing? Using the flag to get publicity?

Homewrecking Slut! The military should shoot her for disgracing the US Flag.

I think “the Donald” is gay since she has the face of a little boy, a plastic little boy at that.

LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.

I am with “Yuck” number 53. Except I am 72 and I won’t touch a woman over 25.

I am hung like king kong and have always thought that once a woman turns 25 she should be out to pasture or put down.

#65 … “I hope to die inside a young woman not beside an old one …”

Thank you. Well said.

… although I’d tag Maples without hesitation over Tisdale and Canalis any day

It really amazes me that women act angry and surprised when we tell them we need mistresses after they have had our children. Ladies you do understand that after childbirth your vagina goes from being a sexual device to a mechanism for emitting children. Worn and loose but efficient not for pleasure (at least for men) but rather oozing 8 lbs. of baby.
It is not fair to ask a man who works hard to deal with something so disgusting and if you had any respect for him you would introduce him yourself to younger sexier women to keep him happy.

Sure, she’s slim, but unfortunately, she has the body of someone who starves herself regularly, rather than the body of someone who eats healthily and works out…….

I can only agree with your limitless wisdom kind sir. I have had many many older men tell me the same horrible stories of their old wives and stretched out cooters. It’s the same thing for all these ages and I vow to never have children and when I get old (over 30-35) I am going to try to woman up and set my husband up with some young stuff from time to time to keep him happy. And the way I see it, it is truly a man’s world and I owe it to him.