Marla Maples in a bikini = Happy 4th, America!

Happy 4th of July, everybody!

On this most patriotic of days, I encourage you all to think about the sacrifices made by our forefathers. Sacrifices that allow a guy like me to write freely about breasts without the King of England coming into my home and teabagging me, if I recall my history lessons. So, on that note, USA!

Catch you guys on Monday.

P.S. Bring a musket.