Happy 4th of July, everybody!
On this most patriotic of days, I encourage you all to think about the sacrifices made by our forefathers. Sacrifices that allow a guy like me to write freely about breasts without the King of England coming into my home and teabagging me, if I recall my history lessons. So, on that note, USA!
Catch you guys on Monday.
P.S. Bring a musket.
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 Christina Ricci Seems Like Fun – The Chive | |
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Kelly Clarkson Lost Weight For Her Boyfriend |
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Kim Kardashian Is Gonna Love ‘The Paperboy’ |
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Courtney Stodden Is Very Subtle |
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Bill Clinton Posed With Porn Stars At His Own Charity Gala He Invited Gwyneth Paltrow To. PIMP. |
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Bertney’s X-Factor Rider Demands Chick’n, Soder Pop And That There Tater Salad She Likes 24/7 |
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Audrina Patridge Wore A Bikini Again And Other News |
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And Now For The Part of Cannes Where Michelle Rodriguez Wears A Bikini And Jumps Off Things |
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Kelly Brook Wore A Bikini, Too |
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Daisy Fuentes In A Bikini Is 3 Years Older Than Gabrielle Anwar, Looks Way Better |
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Dear Gabrielle Anwar In A Bikini, WHAT HAPPENED? |
THUNDER-FUCK!
i thought the 4th of July was about hamburgers and hot dogs, not pig
They should call her Old Glory.
Last time she was sexy was 1776.
I doubt she can make any man’s firecracker explode.
I can’t wait to celebrate my independence from old, washed up gold diggers.
44 years old, and as Tony says on Pardon The Interruption on ESPN, “Still getting the job done”! Along those line, big hello to 54 year old Christy Brinkley. Yeah the divorce is getting ugly, but I swear Christy, come over to my place and I’ll hide all the porn. Really, except for the Superficial site. Otherwise, sign the prenup beeotch.
GOd bless her………………
She has a hot body unlike fat ass Kim Kardaskank. She has a body that says I am not a glutton like Kim Kardaskank.
That was a good one about teabagging and George III. I hope I’m not the only one who got it . . .
Way to represent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry – but she looks better than chicks half her age. Anyone would wish to look like that at 44.
Ahhh…money can really turn a life around…
I met her in chicago after our late flights were canceled
due weather
she likes anal
Marla Maples – The next Heidi Montag?
She had a butterface then, and she has a butter face now.
Except then, her body was hot.. Now, its just….OLD.
DO NOT WANT
You guys are morons. She looks fantastic.
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she’s proud of that?
ummm no thanks
From a Country who stayed loyal to King George III, all I will say is:
Our MILFS (Shania Twain) are hotter than your MILFS!
Thppppppppt.
She looks fantastic……most of the guys on this blog must be gay…..cause ya’ll are lyin’ pieces of crap cause there no way any of you homo would turn her down if she gave you the time of day…..besides you wish your girlfriends looked that good….lol
One more reason to hate Americans.
I’d hit it! Where’s the vodka?
I think if her hair had a softer look, better cut and color, instead of the harsh bleaching with the roots she’d look better. Also something about seeing pit hair shadow and the whiteness of antipersperant smeared on kind of makes one look not so good. BUT….those things aside, there’s nothing wrong with her face or bod, and like people already said, she looks better than a lot of women half her age. She looks better than me in a bikini!
She’s old enough to be my mother and I’d SO lick her.
I made a rap about celebrity gossip lol!!
search “Rumor Rap Girl” on YouTube.
love u superficial!!
-Whitney
I will be thinking about the sacrifices my computer screen has made to my jo habit over the past 8 years.
Dude, been reading your blog for like 2 years now. Can you please post some shit on Whitney Houston? She is incredible.
such a smokin hot babe. you know these MILFs can really suck and fuck like champs.
Let’s face it – she’s hot, and we’re not.
These shots look really good, better than the last set as her face is not so close and she doesn’t look as weathered.
And we know she loves the beach and the sand because that’s where she went with her bodyguard at night when she said she had to stop to urinate. Oh and also suck some cock and take it up the ass. As Trump said, “She is so much more than a 10″ and he doesn’t give that score for a bad attitude.
Problem was she also wasn’t giving any attitude to other dudes who wanted to get a hit in including the help.
So Trump said bye bye Marla.
His millions are certainly helping her keep it together pretty well. Why she’s taking the effort to wrap herself in the flag for the holiday and publicity is the unaswered question.
Marla likes anal. She’s a good dirty girl.
She looks ridiculous
Why does she only own one bikini?
She looks great for her age. Too much make-up and a 20 year old’s bikini…but great.
Jackson, I would fuck the shit out of your ass. Oh, and call you Kim Kardaskank while I’m doing it.
holy crap she looks better than all those 16yr olds and 20 something yr olds “famous for no reason” idiots that are always in bikinis on this site. ideal body, serioulsy- way nicer figure than that dark as tanned hide soccer stars gf, that random chick dating that italian millionaire, those high school musical teenyboppers- who cares if shes got facelifts and plastic in her body, she still works out and knows how to maintain herself.
I love Marla Maples.
In the words of Borat… I would love to make love to her anus.
OK, maybe he didn’t say that but that’s how I feel. Yes, I’m a romantic.
Nice ribcage. Sick.
Damn…. patriotic hooters
I’d make her whiff my evil gas and suck my applesack.
She is pretty and sexy. I think I will love her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M, I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for seeking a great man for hook ups.
What is she most famous for – an affair and marriage with a rich married man with two kids.
Then appearing as a co host on the Miss Universe pageant, until they broke up.
Perhaps Miss USA would be better posing with that flag
………………………………………..BAJA BEACH CLUB?
GOD SAVE USA!!!
Hey Superficial guy,
Notice how much the average number of posts is declining. Hmm… could it possibly have something to do with how lame, boring, and repetitive you’ve gotten? Your site used to be hilarious, now it’s just good for ailing insomnia. And…. I’m another FORMER reader gone.
Bye, you fatass loser
Sophia I miss your HILARIOUS comments already.
“Nice ribcage. Sick.”
I agree. Don’t post any pictures of girls unless they have multiple zit-covered fat rolls, or you will directly cause an anorexia holocaust for teen girls.
Really sick of chicks in bikinis, that’s not interesting at all. I would like celeb’s info, not random, once famous for 10 sec in 1981, stupid looking douchettes. Or at least post some half naked stupid looking men so I can enjoy a little more.
absolutely fukable
Hafta admit she looks great. I’d hit it. Hard..
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? ?? ? oh,my god
,she is soooooooooo sexy.she posted a profile on a famous dating club ,called
“~~~~~TALLCHAT COM~~~~~”,seeking boyfriends.of course ,there are full of super models,beauties on that site.you can check it .
Sweet Liberty!!
Blonde Dina Lohan!!