While Courtney Stodden‘s thankful for silicone, lax child marriage laws and an absentee father robbing her of the self-esteem she needed to grow up as a well-adjusted adult, all (two) of us at The Superficial are thankful that 90% of you are already out of the office so we can justify cutting the hell out early.
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Happy Thanksgiving.
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Okay, allegedly they are donating clothing to Goodwill. Yet in not one single photo have we seen them hand anything over…
About time! All this time, and ONE photo of them actually taking clothes anywhere. We know they’re not hers, she doesn’t own actual clothing.
The bolt-ons are too high. Tell me again what her talent is?
Not even OJ would hit that.
but real fur is cats, dogs, rabbits skinned alive in china bcos its cheaper
leather is often the samne, own industry. dog meat/fur/skin is soft and cheap
you would think she gets tired of always having to adjust herself so her fackey doesnt fall out and is revealed
She just doesn’t look happy. At all.
Oh would you look at that their boobs are about the same size
wtf are the ppl at good will going to do with it. have a sale for prostitutes so they can get new clothes to hook in
yeahhhh so that’s fake ass fur then right miss vegetarian peta person.