While Courtney Stodden‘s thankful for silicone, lax child marriage laws and an absentee father robbing her of the self-esteem she needed to grow up as a well-adjusted adult, all (two) of us at The Superficial are thankful that 90% of you are already out of the office so we can justify cutting the hell out early.
However, for those of you still stuck at work without anything to distract you from legitimately earning a paycheck – or in need of something, anything to keep you from knifing relatives in the face – you can peruse our massive Photos collection, skip right to the Bikinis, catch up on that Bieber fellow knocking up all the kids today or literally click through an entire year’s worth of Most Important People comment posts (below) thanks to our new endless gallery feature. We gotcha covered, Boozeface.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Photos: WHPhotography.net
those are really gross FAKE boobs
They were tested, they are real.
Real…..ly fake! The outline at the top alone is a dead giveaway.
She’s a fucking turkey.
She gives bimbos a bad name.
Is her face SUPPOSED to be a different color than her body?
If she took her top off it would be extremely lackluster…
Happy Thanksgiving Fish, Photoboy and the American commenters! As a proud Canadian, I’ll be up late tonight to avail myself of your online Black Friday sales :)
Why are all of her heels from dancers’ supply stores? Strippers don’t even wear ‘work’ shoes those outside of the club! And her husband makes me nauseated.
Worst union ever when it appears as though the Stodden chick is the more cognizant of the two.
My turkey just came out of the fryer. In comparison it has better skin.
Those things like two melons long ways up..I´ve never seen such strange shaped boobs.There´s way to much padding in the bottom of that bra.
She looks like a prozzy.
Poor girls shoes don’t even fit! Her toes are hanging off the edge.
i laughed out loud!
That sure is a handsome woman.
haha…hater
God, he looks like he smells bad. Enough with the skull caps. You’re not in your twenties. Ewwwwwwwww!!!!
Looks like a homeless man with a $20 hooker.
what the eff? her top breast is full on popping out!
That’s some insane padding in that shirt/bra. For christ sakes, you can see the damn padding down there. Her boobs may not actually be fake, but why in the hell would you constantly want to be having them squished together like that??
Girls going to be saggy as crap by the time she’s 30.
saggy at 30? You mean she’s won’t be dead by overdosing by then?
*she
Why is she holding up a long sleeve shirt as if interested to buy it as if she would ever wear something that covers up more than 20% of her body
He takes “disgusting” to a whole new level, my GOD.
The site is slipping into its abuse towards women again. The first two pages are all attacks on women. Fish — don’t you get it. You’re being watched. Think Murdoch.
“Howling Mad” Murdoch? The man is an excellent pilot, but I don’t see how that’s germane to the discussion here.
Why don’t her shoes EVER FIT?! Her toes are always hanging out the front.
Thank you! I’m always thinking the same thing. It looks terribly uncomfortable to have your toes hanging out like that!
what’s up with her damn hobbit toes hanging off the end of her shoes?
I think the boobs are a way to distract from everything else. If you remove the huge boobs and just look at here, she looks like a 40 year old Anna Paquin.
Doug liked dressing up for Halloween so much he did it again for Thanksgiving.
Why doesn’t she just get a boob job instead of over stuffing her bra with chicken cutlets and air brushing her cleavage? I bet it’s because they haven’t gotten paid yet for their reality show.
Shes too young to has seen a real man inside her
Oh god, I’m just waiting for her to become pregnant… Poor kid.
That big toe looks like it got hit with a hammer.
Why is this stupid ugly bitch famous? She is 16? Why does she look like a 45 year old crack addict?
She is pretty good at tucking that dick between her legs. She looks like a woman in that picture….. We all know she isnt though.
They appear to be in different climate zones.
Isn’t she like… a child?
everyone is a fucking idiot. they arent fake boobs. its makeup.
It is makeup, she’s trying to make her real boobs look fake. Why?
You need to change your moniker … they’re totally fake. Did you not see Dr. Drew and the round “thing” on the ultrasound ?? And the frightened look on her face when they found it ?? Grow a brain.
It freaks me out when people’s lips are the exact same color as the rest of their facial skin. Unless you’re Pam Anderson, slap some chapstick on those things, at least. Pammy is about the only one who can get away with the nude lip.
Miss…. Miss… just a dollar?… Please?… my car broke down and I just need some bus fare… Thank you… God bless.
well, she indeed must be enormous thankful for those enormous breasts of her.
…….NOT, folks?
“Oh man, between these friggin’ gigantic boobs and the stripper heels my back is *killing* me! Don’t let ‘em see the pain, Courtney, don’t let ‘em see it…”
I’d still fuck her.
Christ- had to see this fake titty fame-whore cunt hog the front page of superficial for 4 days running now. Make it stop.
How much do you want to bet he’s an evil genius and that arm bracelet is really a child bride mind control device. Once he put it on her he controls her thoughts. She ALWAYS wears it. And the sad part is I’m only half kidding :S
Oh, I get it. Thanksgiving humor. Stuffing for the turkey.
I wonder when Starbucks is going to pay her to stop carrying their cups around.
how can she donate clothes when she doesnt even own clothes?!
Doesn’t she know that the metal armband thing was only for late 90′s strippers? Oh wait, thats when she started stripping
Make her go away!! SO ANNOYING
Has the entire world forgotten that Doug is gay? It wasn’t exactly a secret.
He may be bi, at most…he’s been married twice before, and was quite the porn aficionado/addict. But he’s always yanking on her arm…”OOH! Pretty shinies!!!!” he has to drag her away from MORE SHOPPING!
HOLY SHIT! Is she wearing…PANTS? I think I felt a few brain cells explode!
Apparently, she’s spent Doug into the poorhouse already, and is now SHOPPING at Goodwill. There’s a tag, with Doug in the background, looking at the paintings for their new single-wide.
And what is with the fake fur? Green Mile didn’t pay Doug enough to get her REAL dead animals? Oh, that’s right…back when he was collecting porn, doing drugs, and worshiping the goddess, he was also a vegetarian.
Doug’s expression is saying, “Damn, does this bitch EVER stop shopping?”