Happy Thanksgiving!

November 23rd, 2011 // 166 Comments

While Courtney Stodden‘s thankful for silicone, lax child marriage laws and an absentee father robbing her of the self-esteem she needed to grow up as a well-adjusted adult, all (two) of us at The Superficial are thankful that 90% of you are already out of the office so we can justify cutting the hell out early.

However, for those of you still stuck at work without anything to distract you from legitimately earning a paycheck – or in need of something, anything to keep you from knifing relatives in the face – you can peruse our massive Photos collection, skip right to the Bikinis, catch up on that Bieber fellow knocking up all the kids today or literally click through an entire year’s worth of Most Important People comment posts (below) thanks to our new endless gallery feature. We gotcha covered, Boozeface.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Photos: WHPhotography.net

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  1. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Asian Girl
    Commented on this photo:

    those are really gross FAKE boobs

  2. Clarence Beeks

    She’s a fucking turkey.

  3. tlmck

    She gives bimbos a bad name.

  4. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top
    awhitedude
    Commented on this photo:

    Is her face SUPPOSED to be a different color than her body?

  5. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Bleh.
    Commented on this photo:

    If she took her top off it would be extremely lackluster…

  6. Happy Thanksgiving Fish, Photoboy and the American commenters! As a proud Canadian, I’ll be up late tonight to avail myself of your online Black Friday sales :)

  7. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top
    jewels
    Commented on this photo:

    Why are all of her heels from dancers’ supply stores? Strippers don’t even wear ‘work’ shoes those outside of the club! And her husband makes me nauseated.

  8. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    jewels
    Commented on this photo:

    Worst union ever when it appears as though the Stodden chick is the more cognizant of the two.

  9. Jason

    My turkey just came out of the fryer. In comparison it has better skin.

  10. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Commented on this photo:

    Those things like two melons long ways up..I´ve never seen such strange shaped boobs.There´s way to much padding in the bottom of that bra.

    She looks like a prozzy.

  11. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Hawktoes
    Commented on this photo:

    Poor girls shoes don’t even fit! Her toes are hanging off the edge.

  12. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Shaun
    Commented on this photo:

    That sure is a handsome woman.

  13. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Eli
    Commented on this photo:

    haha…hater

  14. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    lori
    Commented on this photo:

    God, he looks like he smells bad. Enough with the skull caps. You’re not in your twenties. Ewwwwwwwww!!!!

  15. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    lori
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like a homeless man with a $20 hooker.

  16. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Jeffiner
    Commented on this photo:

    what the eff? her top breast is full on popping out!

  17. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    KumaTenshi
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s some insane padding in that shirt/bra. For christ sakes, you can see the damn padding down there. Her boobs may not actually be fake, but why in the hell would you constantly want to be having them squished together like that??

    Girls going to be saggy as crap by the time she’s 30.

  18. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top
    JANE
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is she holding up a long sleeve shirt as if interested to buy it as if she would ever wear something that covers up more than 20% of her body

  19. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    JANE
    Commented on this photo:

    He takes “disgusting” to a whole new level, my GOD.

  20. girl

    The site is slipping into its abuse towards women again. The first two pages are all attacks on women. Fish — don’t you get it. You’re being watched. Think Murdoch.

    • Hannibal

      “Howling Mad” Murdoch? The man is an excellent pilot, but I don’t see how that’s germane to the discussion here.

  21. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top
    jc
    Commented on this photo:

    Why don’t her shoes EVER FIT?! Her toes are always hanging out the front.

    • Jwlz

      Thank you! I’m always thinking the same thing. It looks terribly uncomfortable to have your toes hanging out like that!

  22. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    lushpuppy
    Commented on this photo:

    what’s up with her damn hobbit toes hanging off the end of her shoes?

  23. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Napoupi
    Commented on this photo:

    I think the boobs are a way to distract from everything else. If you remove the huge boobs and just look at here, she looks like a 40 year old Anna Paquin.

  24. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Shae
    Commented on this photo:

    Doug liked dressing up for Halloween so much he did it again for Thanksgiving.

  25. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    PoormansPamela
    Commented on this photo:

    Why doesn’t she just get a boob job instead of over stuffing her bra with chicken cutlets and air brushing her cleavage? I bet it’s because they haven’t gotten paid yet for their reality show.

  26. Cyrus Willard

    Shes too young to has seen a real man inside her

  27. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Maria
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh god, I’m just waiting for her to become pregnant… Poor kid.

  28. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    ohwhatthehell
    Commented on this photo:

    That big toe looks like it got hit with a hammer.

  29. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    ugly
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is this stupid ugly bitch famous? She is 16? Why does she look like a 45 year old crack addict?

  30. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    ugly
    Commented on this photo:

    She is pretty good at tucking that dick between her legs. She looks like a woman in that picture….. We all know she isnt though.

  31. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    maknaeluca
    Commented on this photo:

    They appear to be in different climate zones.

  32. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Mike
    Commented on this photo:

    Isn’t she like… a child?

  33. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    dont be retarded
    Commented on this photo:

    everyone is a fucking idiot. they arent fake boobs. its makeup.

    • JP

      It is makeup, she’s trying to make her real boobs look fake. Why?

    • Jack Ketch

      You need to change your moniker … they’re totally fake. Did you not see Dr. Drew and the round “thing” on the ultrasound ?? And the frightened look on her face when they found it ?? Grow a brain.

  34. Pu Pu Platter

    It freaks me out when people’s lips are the exact same color as the rest of their facial skin. Unless you’re Pam Anderson, slap some chapstick on those things, at least. Pammy is about the only one who can get away with the nude lip.

  35. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Steve Sabol
    Commented on this photo:

    Miss…. Miss… just a dollar?… Please?… my car broke down and I just need some bus fare… Thank you… God bless.

  36. forrest gump

    well, she indeed must be enormous thankful for those enormous breasts of her.
    …….NOT, folks?

  37. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh man, between these friggin’ gigantic boobs and the stripper heels my back is *killing* me! Don’t let ‘em see the pain, Courtney, don’t let ‘em see it…”

  38. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    German
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d still fuck her.

  39. Yessireebob

    Christ- had to see this fake titty fame-whore cunt hog the front page of superficial for 4 days running now. Make it stop.

  40. Kirby

    How much do you want to bet he’s an evil genius and that arm bracelet is really a child bride mind control device. Once he put it on her he controls her thoughts. She ALWAYS wears it. And the sad part is I’m only half kidding :S

  41. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, I get it. Thanksgiving humor. Stuffing for the turkey.

  42. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    cp3
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder when Starbucks is going to pay her to stop carrying their cups around.

  43. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top
    Lila
    Commented on this photo:

    how can she donate clothes when she doesnt even own clothes?!

  44. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Droz
    Commented on this photo:

    Doesn’t she know that the metal armband thing was only for late 90′s strippers? Oh wait, thats when she started stripping

  45. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Jenni
    Commented on this photo:

    Make her go away!! SO ANNOYING

  46. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    lala
    Commented on this photo:

    Has the entire world forgotten that Doug is gay? It wasn’t exactly a secret.

    • Charro

      He may be bi, at most…he’s been married twice before, and was quite the porn aficionado/addict. But he’s always yanking on her arm…”OOH! Pretty shinies!!!!” he has to drag her away from MORE SHOPPING!

  47. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Charro
    Commented on this photo:

    HOLY SHIT! Is she wearing…PANTS? I think I felt a few brain cells explode!

  48. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top
    Charro
    Commented on this photo:

    Apparently, she’s spent Doug into the poorhouse already, and is now SHOPPING at Goodwill. There’s a tag, with Doug in the background, looking at the paintings for their new single-wide.

  49. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top
    Charro
    Commented on this photo:

    And what is with the fake fur? Green Mile didn’t pay Doug enough to get her REAL dead animals? Oh, that’s right…back when he was collecting porn, doing drugs, and worshiping the goddess, he was also a vegetarian.

  50. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Charro
    Commented on this photo:

    Doug’s expression is saying, “Damn, does this bitch EVER stop shopping?”

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