Happy Thanksgiving!

November 23rd, 2011 // 166 Comments

While Courtney Stodden‘s thankful for silicone, lax child marriage laws and an absentee father robbing her of the self-esteem she needed to grow up as a well-adjusted adult, all (two) of us at The Superficial are thankful that 90% of you are already out of the office so we can justify cutting the hell out early.

However, for those of you still stuck at work without anything to distract you from legitimately earning a paycheck – or in need of something, anything to keep you from knifing relatives in the face – you can peruse our massive Photos collection, skip right to the Bikinis, catch up on that Bieber fellow knocking up all the kids today or literally click through an entire year’s worth of Most Important People comment posts (below) thanks to our new endless gallery feature. We gotcha covered, Boozeface.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Photos: WHPhotography.net

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  1. CranAppleSnapple

    Happy Thanksgiving Fish and Photoboy! Love you!

    When are the damn sales starting at Amazon? I am getting crampy trigger fingers here.

    • Satan's bitch

      What, you don’t wanna risk riots, trampling & pepper spray at the WalMart? PUSSY.

      Happy T-Day weekend to you, Fish & PhotoBoy!!

  2. The endless gallery thing sucks BTW… Need better demarcation of when you leave one group of pics…

    I also suspect you guys are high when you choose MIP captions…

    Anyway… Try not to kill anyone you two….

    • CranAppleSnapple

      The endless gallery rules, and the demarcation is a thick pink border around the first photo of the new group. Are you hard of seeing? :P

      • Sand

        That would be nice if it were true, but… it isn’t. (Too much alcohol? “:P”)

        Only a little tag on the first pic of a new group in the gallery view under the photos, and who looks there systematically and attentively enough to see it every time?

        (And when you’re already on that first pic, that tag is missing, so you’d have to look at the number, or go back to the previous pic, or get it after reading twenty very familiar comments.)

      • CranAppleSnapple

        Sigh. Joking. Hence the :P

    • @CranAppleSnapple – I didn’t get you were joking either… LOL
      Glad I am not the only one though…

  3. Deacon Jones

    I’m going to the bar!

    Ill leave a cryptic message from my phone when I am on my 7th pitcher of Miller Lite!

    Happy Kwanza, later jerkoffs!

  4. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    heahie
    Commented on this photo:

    Am I the only one grossed out by the fact that her toes hang like a foot over the end of her shoe?

  5. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL Tom Cruise style shoe lifts. Those babies are pure 70s platforms.

  6. Snack pack

    Boozeface? I thought only my mom called me that. snif.

    Gobble gobble ya’ll.

  7. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    TGNY
    Commented on this photo:

    no ass. she needs to keep the cameras in front of her

    • Charro

      Oh, THANKS! Now the next time Doug pushes her on our retinas, she’s gonna have BUTT PADDING, and she’ll have body-paint circles drawn around THEM, too! LOL

  8. mrsmass

    how many pairs of chicken cutlets is she wearing here?

  9. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Herbert Von Peen
    Commented on this photo:

    Another Lohan. I like ‘em young, but this does nothing for me.

  10. Jack Ketch

    Hmmm, she doesn’t look very happy here. Love how she exposes the big fakers for the morning coffee run, wears a trashy top, and CARRIES a coat. Meanwhile, Dougie wears a jacket and a hat ?? By the way, it looks like she had two implants stuffed into each tit-sack, like Anna Nicole Smith had done (and Coco as well). And they’re even wonkier and harder to manage without those dumb-ass clear bra straps. Maybe she’s pissy-looking because of all the back-lash (totally justified) from Dr. Drew exposing her for the fake piece of trash she really is. Betcha. Kim K is also looking rather pissy these days. I like it. Happy Thanksgiving to American Friends !!

    • Jay

      “Maybe she’s pissy-looking because of all the back-lash (totally justified) from Dr. Drew exposing her for the fake piece of trash she really is.”

      And here we were giving him shit. Wow.

      And a Happy Thanksgiving and Ba Ba Booey to you.

      • Jack Ketch

        Thanks, Jay :) But I’m not giving him shit at all. If I gave him shit fo anything it’d be for not saying “so … hey, Courtney, what’s WITH this, because apparently there are implants in there, clearly” !! And for not calling her liar on national TV.

  11. Boy Blunder

    Holy bad boob job Batman! No ways those are real, no matter what faked TV “tests” show.

    • Arkon

      They’re so obviously fake. That supposed “test” was utter bullshit. We shoudn’t be surprised, it’s not like “Dr” Drew was a beacon of medical/scientific truth before that show.

  12. cc

    Happy Thanksgiving to my American friends!

  13. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m glad Dr Drew put the whole “fake boob” speculation to rest, now we can all bask in the knowledge that real boobs just look like this.

  14. Bianca

    Happy Thanksgiving to Fish and all the American readers here :)

  15. LegMan

    Stuffed breasts for everyone!

  16. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Lord Invader
    Commented on this photo:

    Not pictured: Mickey Rourke digging through the dumpster behind Goodwill in Los Angeles.

  17. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    SharMar
    Commented on this photo:

    This is like watching a train wreck……can’t. look. away.

  18. Cock Dr

    Another bimbo in the running for “Dumbest and Worst Boobs Ever*” trophy.
    *not a reference to brain dead husband

  19. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Mike701
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes because real boobs have bag ridges too! It’s the way God made us all.

  20. AlbertaGuy

    Fuck off with the shitty bra padding, you look fucking stupid. How has nobody mentioned this to you before?

    • Jack Ketch

      And the NERVE to show herself in public after that disastrous Dr. Drew thing. Did you catch the frightened look on her face when they actually found the implant ? Ha.

  21. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Jen
    Commented on this photo:

    Why would you purposely contour the top of your breasts to make them look like bolt-ons???

    • Kitty

      Because she probably doesn’t know that cleavage on large real breasts doesn’t look like the McDonald’s arches. The pictures she was looking at in order to decide on the shading were pictures of women with fake breasts probably.

  22. Maximilian

    Future of Americans teens..In few years they will all look like this bad..

  23. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    ACS999
    Commented on this photo:

    Her face looks less harsh then usual in this picture

  24. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Siren
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG, how can she sleep with such a fugly dork?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top
    Boy Blunder
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice roots.

  26. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Commented on this photo:

    More mismatched boob layers than a Turducken.

  27. At least she’s not wearing those clear bra straps this time… Her shirt’s padding looks absolutely ridiculous, tho.

  28. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Really?
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s donating clothes? To Goodwill? I wouldn’t be surprised if they send them back….

  29. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Lilbee
    Commented on this photo:

    When does the donating of clothing happen?

  30. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder what she’ll look like at 40?? I guess we’ll just have to wait until next year.

  31. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Chinny
    Commented on this photo:

    I just wanna call her PancakeFace

  32. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Jeffiner
    Commented on this photo:

    if she doesn’t have implants then shes stuffing way too many ‘chicken cutlets’ in her bra.

  33. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Jeffiner
    Commented on this photo:

    because she thinks sexy=squished boobs. i’m pretty sure the chicken cutlets biz is what’s going on here.

  34. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Karl
    Commented on this photo:

    what will she do when hes dies around 70 and shes only in her 30s???

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Inherit his acting fortune? AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      • Matt

        He’s a good actor, just because he married some young poon doesn’t mean he isn’t. I’m sure he made decent coin from being in one of the greatest movies of the last 20 years AND the greatest TV drama ever.

      • CranAppleSnapple

        Seriously? That movie and show were years ago now, and his efforts would not have had high pay because he was not the lead and was an unknown, and there would be no residuals attached either. He’d better be looking for more work.

      • MJB

        You don’t have to be a lead actor to get residuals. Doug has done quite a bit of supporting work on tv and in movies. So whenever and wherever the films or tv episodes get shown, he gets residuals.
        I have a friend who was a featured extra in a big Hollywood flick almost 20 years ago and he still gets residuals from that.

      • CranAppleSnapple

        Yes, I’m sure he was offered points and merchandising too. That should keep up the rent on the double-wide.

  35. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Karl
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks like shes in her 40s…look at the face!!!

  36. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Allie Reno
    Commented on this photo:

    poor thing

  37. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    Happy Thanksgiving Fish and Photoboy.
    thanks for the pics and laughs.

  38. Happy Thanksgiving to Fish and Photoboy, and to the rest of you in the cheap seats that keep me entertained with awesome comments daily.

    -Brian

  39. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Kitty
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks like a combination of chicken cutlets, push up bra, and chest contouring (drawn in cleavage) to me. I’d say they’re real, and if she scrubbed off the shading, took out the chicken cutlets, and was wearing an unpadded bra they wouldn’t even look particularly large.

    • whatevs

      This. I’m pretty sure that they’re real, but people who don’t understand the “magic” of tons of padding and contouring to enhance cleavage can’t see it. It’s really obvious that her actual breasts are maybe half the size that she tries to make them look.

    • Haggy har har

      Yes! She does duct tape her tits together and buys bras waaaaayyyy too big for herself to make it LOOK like she has boobs that big. She needs a stylist? Anybody married to an unemployed actor needs a stylist. Lmao!

  40. bing

    I don’t get it. Why is that girl famous for again ?

  41. MJB

    Happy Thanksgiving Fish, Photoboy and everyone who makes this blog a blast to read! Don’t stuff your bellies as much as this girl stuffs her chest. Shout-outs to Kimmykimkim &TomFrank!

  42. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Yeah Baby
    Commented on this photo:

    That ain’t no woman! It’s a man, man!

  43. 826-Jake Stodden Clutchlow

    Glad she is aging quite well enough.

  44. A slice of silicone for everyone!!!

  45. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Commented on this photo:

    Either she’s offering to jerk him off or, she’s showing him his odds of getting f##ked tonight.

  46. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Jack Ketch
    Commented on this photo:

    Fondling herself in public ? lol

  47. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    Jack Ketch
    Commented on this photo:

    In nearly every picture, she’s pulling at her top, always fidgeting with it … she forgot the clear bra straps today. Don’t see ‘em anywhere.

  48. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    NineInchNailed
    Commented on this photo:

    They are both wearing the stupidest shoes I’ve ever seen. Seriously, I get that it’s hard for Shauna not to wear her disgusting porn heels (and I don’t care how long they make anyone’s legs they still look cheap and dimwitted) but why does she make her son wear lifts too?

  49. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Tube Top Doug Hutchison
    NineInchNailed
    Commented on this photo:

    I would love to see these two walking down the street. Doug with his pink wrinkly skin, in his hip youthful hat and his thick winter jacket, stomping in those 5 inch lifts with that smug look on his face… And Courtni next to him. You can you just see how she wobbles in those 5 inch heels and with her long toes going over the edges of the shoes. You could just savour the seductive, crooked sandy pout on her face, the dirty orange paste on her soft skin, the luscious mismatched tits pinned up by Victoria’s Secret Wonderbra, the dry and yet somehow oily bleached sun-shine kissed hair… Seeing these two would somehow be poetic, somehow almost…almost beautiful.

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