While Courtney Stodden‘s thankful for silicone, lax child marriage laws and an absentee father robbing her of the self-esteem she needed to grow up as a well-adjusted adult, all (two) of us at The Superficial are thankful that 90% of you are already out of the office so we can justify cutting the hell out early.
However, for those of you still stuck at work without anything to distract you from legitimately earning a paycheck – or in need of something, anything to keep you from knifing relatives in the face – you can peruse our massive Photos collection, skip right to the Bikinis, catch up on that Bieber fellow knocking up all the kids today or literally click through an entire year’s worth of Most Important People comment posts (below) thanks to our new endless gallery feature. We gotcha covered, Boozeface.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Photos: WHPhotography.net
Happy Thanksgiving Fish and Photoboy! Love you!
When are the damn sales starting at Amazon? I am getting crampy trigger fingers here.
What, you don’t wanna risk riots, trampling & pepper spray at the WalMart? PUSSY.
Happy T-Day weekend to you, Fish & PhotoBoy!!
The endless gallery thing sucks BTW… Need better demarcation of when you leave one group of pics…
I also suspect you guys are high when you choose MIP captions…
Anyway… Try not to kill anyone you two….
The endless gallery rules, and the demarcation is a thick pink border around the first photo of the new group. Are you hard of seeing? :P
That would be nice if it were true, but… it isn’t. (Too much alcohol? “:P”)
Only a little tag on the first pic of a new group in the gallery view under the photos, and who looks there systematically and attentively enough to see it every time?
(And when you’re already on that first pic, that tag is missing, so you’d have to look at the number, or go back to the previous pic, or get it after reading twenty very familiar comments.)
Sigh. Joking. Hence the :P
@CranAppleSnapple – I didn’t get you were joking either… LOL
Glad I am not the only one though…
I’m going to the bar!
Ill leave a cryptic message from my phone when I am on my 7th pitcher of Miller Lite!
Happy Kwanza, later jerkoffs!
Am I the only one grossed out by the fact that her toes hang like a foot over the end of her shoe?
Nope. Ick.
Yeah, ill-fitting stripper heals, a sensible choice for a stroll to the Goodwill Box, lol. At least, I mean at least, Shaua Sand’s stripper heels fit her.
LOL Tom Cruise style shoe lifts. Those babies are pure 70s platforms.
Boozeface? I thought only my mom called me that. snif.
Gobble gobble ya’ll.
no ass. she needs to keep the cameras in front of her
Oh, THANKS! Now the next time Doug pushes her on our retinas, she’s gonna have BUTT PADDING, and she’ll have body-paint circles drawn around THEM, too! LOL
how many pairs of chicken cutlets is she wearing here?
Another Lohan. I like ‘em young, but this does nothing for me.
Dunno if you’ve seen this yet fish: http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/162549/study-fox-news-viewers-are-less-informed-than-those-who-dont-watch-news-at-all/
Yeah, that’s common knowledge. Well, to everyone who doesn’t watch Fox News, anyway.
I’m English and just thought WTF! Anyways, happy thanksgiving y’all!
Hmmm, she doesn’t look very happy here. Love how she exposes the big fakers for the morning coffee run, wears a trashy top, and CARRIES a coat. Meanwhile, Dougie wears a jacket and a hat ?? By the way, it looks like she had two implants stuffed into each tit-sack, like Anna Nicole Smith had done (and Coco as well). And they’re even wonkier and harder to manage without those dumb-ass clear bra straps. Maybe she’s pissy-looking because of all the back-lash (totally justified) from Dr. Drew exposing her for the fake piece of trash she really is. Betcha. Kim K is also looking rather pissy these days. I like it. Happy Thanksgiving to American Friends !!
“Maybe she’s pissy-looking because of all the back-lash (totally justified) from Dr. Drew exposing her for the fake piece of trash she really is.”
And here we were giving him shit. Wow.
And a Happy Thanksgiving and Ba Ba Booey to you.
Thanks, Jay :) But I’m not giving him shit at all. If I gave him shit fo anything it’d be for not saying “so … hey, Courtney, what’s WITH this, because apparently there are implants in there, clearly” !! And for not calling her liar on national TV.
Holy bad boob job Batman! No ways those are real, no matter what faked TV “tests” show.
They’re so obviously fake. That supposed “test” was utter bullshit. We shoudn’t be surprised, it’s not like “Dr” Drew was a beacon of medical/scientific truth before that show.
Happy Thanksgiving to my American friends!
I’m glad Dr Drew put the whole “fake boob” speculation to rest, now we can all bask in the knowledge that real boobs just look like this.
LMAO!
Happy Thanksgiving to Fish and all the American readers here :)
You’re a Canuck ? Whoot !!
Aw, you Canadians! You’re so damn nice! Love it!
We are so :)
You too Bianca! I always like your posts. :)
Yeppers Jack, go Canada :)
Hey kimmy, I hope you enjoy all the marshmallow casserole, turducken, funyons dipped in ranch dressing and all the other vomit inducing foods you crazy Americans eat to your heart’s content!
Aww thanks Clarence, likewise!
***PILING ON THE GROUP HUG**** !!! LOVE CANUCKS TOO (((SQUEEZE)) ESP CANUCK HOCKEY PLAYERS OH YESSS :)~
HAPPY T-BIRD DAY TO ALL!!!
Stuffed breasts for everyone!
:))
Not pictured: Mickey Rourke digging through the dumpster behind Goodwill in Los Angeles.
This is like watching a train wreck……can’t. look. away.
Another bimbo in the running for “Dumbest and Worst Boobs Ever*” trophy.
*not a reference to brain dead husband
Yes because real boobs have bag ridges too! It’s the way God made us all.
Fuck off with the shitty bra padding, you look fucking stupid. How has nobody mentioned this to you before?
And the NERVE to show herself in public after that disastrous Dr. Drew thing. Did you catch the frightened look on her face when they actually found the implant ? Ha.
Why would you purposely contour the top of your breasts to make them look like bolt-ons???
Because she probably doesn’t know that cleavage on large real breasts doesn’t look like the McDonald’s arches. The pictures she was looking at in order to decide on the shading were pictures of women with fake breasts probably.
her breasts are actually real.
Future of Americans teens..In few years they will all look like this bad..
Her face looks less harsh then usual in this picture
OMG, how can she sleep with such a fugly dork?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice roots.
Uh, no, don’t you know? Her hair is RILL!!!!
More mismatched boob layers than a Turducken.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH best comment ever in the history of comments.
At least she’s not wearing those clear bra straps this time… Her shirt’s padding looks absolutely ridiculous, tho.
Not to mention that she severely overdid the boob makeup. I could have done better with a brown sharpie.
She’s donating clothes? To Goodwill? I wouldn’t be surprised if they send them back….
Look, there goes an elderly baglady with plastic bra straps clipped to her cardigan.
Best comment of the day !!
She wants everyone to have the God-given right to get thrown out of pumpkin patches for looking slutty.
Is she already giving up on the mom jeans?
When does the donating of clothing happen?
yeah, it looked like she was shopping.
I wonder what she’ll look like at 40?? I guess we’ll just have to wait until next year.
LOL
I just wanna call her PancakeFace
if she doesn’t have implants then shes stuffing way too many ‘chicken cutlets’ in her bra.
I think she is. I don’t think her tits go half way down that bra. The bottom is all… something.
Ah ha ha ha ha! Well put, darling.
because she thinks sexy=squished boobs. i’m pretty sure the chicken cutlets biz is what’s going on here.
what will she do when hes dies around 70 and shes only in her 30s???
Inherit his acting fortune? AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He’s a good actor, just because he married some young poon doesn’t mean he isn’t. I’m sure he made decent coin from being in one of the greatest movies of the last 20 years AND the greatest TV drama ever.
Seriously? That movie and show were years ago now, and his efforts would not have had high pay because he was not the lead and was an unknown, and there would be no residuals attached either. He’d better be looking for more work.
You don’t have to be a lead actor to get residuals. Doug has done quite a bit of supporting work on tv and in movies. So whenever and wherever the films or tv episodes get shown, he gets residuals.
I have a friend who was a featured extra in a big Hollywood flick almost 20 years ago and he still gets residuals from that.
Yes, I’m sure he was offered points and merchandising too. That should keep up the rent on the double-wide.
she looks like shes in her 40s…look at the face!!!
poor thing
Happy Thanksgiving Fish and Photoboy.
thanks for the pics and laughs.
Happy Thanksgiving to Fish and Photoboy, and to the rest of you in the cheap seats that keep me entertained with awesome comments daily.
-Brian
It looks like a combination of chicken cutlets, push up bra, and chest contouring (drawn in cleavage) to me. I’d say they’re real, and if she scrubbed off the shading, took out the chicken cutlets, and was wearing an unpadded bra they wouldn’t even look particularly large.
This. I’m pretty sure that they’re real, but people who don’t understand the “magic” of tons of padding and contouring to enhance cleavage can’t see it. It’s really obvious that her actual breasts are maybe half the size that she tries to make them look.
Yes! She does duct tape her tits together and buys bras waaaaayyyy too big for herself to make it LOOK like she has boobs that big. She needs a stylist? Anybody married to an unemployed actor needs a stylist. Lmao!
I don’t get it. Why is that girl famous for again ?
If you think she’s famous now, wait until she turns 18 and someone makes a sex tape with her and pees on her.
Happy Thanksgiving Fish, Photoboy and everyone who makes this blog a blast to read! Don’t stuff your bellies as much as this girl stuffs her chest. Shout-outs to Kimmykimkim &TomFrank!
Woo-hoo! Back at’cha, kiddo!
That ain’t no woman! It’s a man, man!
…Well if it is a woman, it looks like she’s been beaten with the ugly stick
Glad she is aging quite well enough.
A slice of silicone for everyone!!!
lols!
Either she’s offering to jerk him off or, she’s showing him his odds of getting f##ked tonight.
Fondling herself in public ? lol
In nearly every picture, she’s pulling at her top, always fidgeting with it … she forgot the clear bra straps today. Don’t see ‘em anywhere.
They are both wearing the stupidest shoes I’ve ever seen. Seriously, I get that it’s hard for Shauna not to wear her disgusting porn heels (and I don’t care how long they make anyone’s legs they still look cheap and dimwitted) but why does she make her son wear lifts too?
I would love to see these two walking down the street. Doug with his pink wrinkly skin, in his hip youthful hat and his thick winter jacket, stomping in those 5 inch lifts with that smug look on his face… And Courtni next to him. You can you just see how she wobbles in those 5 inch heels and with her long toes going over the edges of the shoes. You could just savour the seductive, crooked sandy pout on her face, the dirty orange paste on her soft skin, the luscious mismatched tits pinned up by Victoria’s Secret Wonderbra, the dry and yet somehow oily bleached sun-shine kissed hair… Seeing these two would somehow be poetic, somehow almost…almost beautiful.