Alright, folks, it’s St. Patrick’s Day where those with Irish blood like me-self are duty-bound to get shit-your-pants drunk or at minimum, chuck a wee pataytoh at a lass for not birthing six children like a proper Catholic. God, I love stereotypes. So I’ll be seein’ ya tomorrow, boyos, provided I don’t wake up sometime next week clutching a cow liver and demanding it switch places with my own via osmosis.
Begorrah!
- The Superficial
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What else is there but DAMN!!!
Can somebody come up with 1 solid reason why this irrelevant person is continually featured on this website ? Her and her nobody boyfriend need to take a long walk off of a short pier and leave the rest of us alone .
No straight guy can honestly say she’s not attractive. Useless attention whore that’s dating a nobody that appeared in a mediocre show for a couple seasons? Sure, but she’s definitely attractive in, wait for it… the superficial sense (get it? I’m somehow doubting you do)
you should rename this website:
How many times do you have to click on the same shit and reload it over and over again until you get to what you are clicking on?
@john g,
Hahaha
I can honestly say this crap isn’t attractive, and I still have no fucking clue who she is. Fried hair and over tanning just doesn’t do it for me. Than again, I have no penis so I need a little more than a hole to turn me on. But what do I know, I am still in love with Leeloo Dallas. (the supreme being,lmao)(!!)
Time to enjoy my vodka; I will most likely change my position on her level of do-ability in about… oh idk.. 4 shots?
autowash
lmfao! exactly.
No douchebag staring into space today, whoa.
Is it a coincidence that the stem of the shamrock looks like a penis?
slightly phallic, you’re reaching. ;)
–or got something on your mind. ;);)
I’d like to kiss her Blarney Stone.And by Blarney Stone I mean…aw, you know what I mean.
i don’t know what you mean? i know i would suck on her asshole…
Are you talking about here nether region? her ho ha?, her nasty spot? her vagina? her pussy???? Is that what we are talking about?
Well Jimbo, when a man and woman love each other, they do special things to make each other feel good. Sometimes, the man takes his ***** and will put it into her *****. She may even ask him to put it in her ****** or *****! Of course, the Lord frowns on this because you can’t make babies when you put it there…
I don’t want to make babies with her so I will opt for the ****** or *****!
Jimbo for the win!
Who is this chick and why should I care?
Professional bimbo.
Care only if you like the look of it.
I think she plays on HellCats. seriously who cares is right. but she does look good in a bikini.
She was never on Hellcats
Yawn…. all the girls in Ireland look like that whats the big deal?
All the girls in Ireland are fat, pale-skinned and ugly. Wtf are you talking about?
And St. Patrick is actually Scottish.
Not as fat pale-skinned and ugly as you are, fucknuts!
alyson hannigan is Irish, and not fat or ugly.
in fact the superficial needs more alyson,
and more michelle trachtenburg.
she’s german or something.
and WAY less snooki.
@welldoneson
Alyson Hannigan? Seriously the best you could come up with? And she’s American, by the way.
I am of Irish descent and have been there a few times. The women are really, very unattractive. It’s baaad.
Alyson Hanigan is half irish and half-Jewish. and michelle trachenberg is half russian and german jew.
She’s American. Ask an actual Irish person. What her descent is is another question. What’s with the tendency of some Americans to say they are from countries they’ve never been to, and in many cases have to go back several generations before there is anyone in their family who actually has? Is it that bad just being from America?
god. she. is. hot. her sex tape was good too. what a dirty, naughty little slut. built for sex. that is her only purpose. she is like a sex terminator.
Wait, wha….? She has a sex tape? Where?!
yup, sex tape is solid…. certain parts seem preplanned but for the most part it seems pretty candid.. and she gets fucked – well- several times. At one point when he bends her ass over the bed and films it from a distance while she lies there waiting, she……ok ok nevermind, im getting a bit carried away.
Look,its not Francis Ford Coppolla, but shes hot, shes eager, and fucks well enough. Would i pay for it? Nah.. but take the time to rip it? Certainly.
i mean she was sucking on her black boyfriend’s nut sack. which is pretty much proof that she’d do anything. it’s like slutty fear factor.
Beef curtain or should I say corned beef curtains?
I bet her snatch smells like a burnt mattress.
Holy 72pt font FAP
Here’s hopin to see Taylor Momsen in a bikini tonite lol! But yeah girl don’t go braughless cos Fairfax County’s a police state. Ask Red Hot Chilli Peppers..
Now say this in an Irish accent: OIL BEEF HOOKED
Down the hatch~
THAT’S WHERE POOP COMES FROM!
I don’t care what anyone says, I’ll give her a DNA enema anytime.
NICE! i too would like to assault her corn turbine.
Karissa Go Bragh-less [please]
Why, they are fake anyway!
Keep your “bragh” on, Karissa and remove yourself from public view instead!
Sound advice, fuckstick, how about you follow it? You make the same asinine, whiney comments almost daily, and its a tired act. Youve obviously got some sort of inferiority complex that results in you having to insult chicks who are far fucking hotter than any you’ll ever get within 1000 feet of (at least thats what the restraining order entails). Your act is tired, shut the fuck up.
The ocean?
More proof that the 90′s were the last great decade. Stephanie Seymour is 42 and she looks a billion times hotter than this Hef cast-off. Maybe I’m just getting old.
THE END
You’re both correct.
Nornally, I am not a Karissa Shannon fan but…I think you’d be hard pressed to find an (honest) straight man who doesn’t look at pic 6 and doesn’t immediatly think of how great it would be to fuck her from behind.
That ass is probably all I will think about for the next hour. Unless I go back and look at the Kelly Brook pics.
I am now going to look at pic 6 because of your comment. FAP
Well, isn’t that just a beautiful view.
One of these for every man on Earth. I think even the gay ones might convert.
World Peace.
This gal is a violation of the pure food & drug act! And I want to evaluate her!
She reminds me of a cocktail waitress at an average shorebar.
You just keep pounding drinks all night, each time, a little bit more convincingly to yourself, you mutter “yeah,…..Yeah I can see it” until you’re 5 Long Islands and 11 Miller Lite’s deep, ask her her name, and fast foward to 2:30 am you’re banging her on the beach. With a mouthful of dyed blond hair so brittle it feels like straw in your mouth and she’s bitching about getting sand in her pussy.
She looks as poised and graceful as a Barbi doll flung by one leg at a stray cat. There’s not a single photo of this chick that doesn’t look painfully staged.
I just want to know if she works out, or if she is naturally that fcking hot. Perfect ass and legs. Now do as we’ve commanded and go braghless, ya dirty whore.
Lame sauce.
That has got to be rosier than a pot O gold.
WHO?!?!?!?!?!
Pics aren’t displaying on mobile today for some reason…sux!
ung, ung, ung, ung ohhhhhhhgod I just came
Who else just noticed that “four-leafed clover” rhymes with “poor queef blower”?
I’m drunk.
There, there
New found appreciation for green. And ass.
her most candid photos to date. i know i always walk around with a giant inflatable shamrock.
Oh, she’s certainly physically attractive…But, the fact she’s still with her soon to be put away for up to 20 years boyfriend makes me think the girl’s got issues.
at least she is blond.
………..AND DUMB, folks!!
why do people think WHITE hair is hot?
Because Loni Anderson had huge tits, and Seka was the queen of triple penetration.
Too bad she’s hooked up with that lowlife mud person.
1holly shit!! a dolphin in the water
she is beautiful!
My penis is kelly green from Fapping to this.
WTF?!?! That’s a three-leaf clover, not four!!!!. As an Irishman, I could never love her! Well, maybe for three or four hours, but that would be it!
The bikini glows neon when it detects herpes.
Did Fish die or something? When is this fake skank piece o’ trash with the prolapsed rectum gonna stop being at the top of the page?
I’d eat her shit. No joke. I’d eat that shit.
Soo freakin’ HOT!!
Question; are those waves, or is that all the spooge she’s seen in her life time?
Please fish, your 3 beer maximum before hallucinating will never get you an invitation to the betty ford clinic, sorry.
she likes black guys, right?
She will premier her new line of sex toys in the next week or two.
Vibrators that resemble used dump truck radiator hoses and hydraulic lines.
You go girl.
She has big ribs…
Prime grade A eatn pussy!!!