Happy Presidents’ Day and The Worst Idea I’ve Ever Had in My Life

…. Okay, I have a drinking problem.

In honor of the two most easily-remembered presidents, The Superficial will call it a day to reflect on the proud moment in our nation’s history when these brave men rode dinosaurs with Jesus into the west, leaving no abortion doctor or minority unshooted. In the meantime, be sure to check out such exciting events as Gwyneth Paltrow in a bikini, John Travolta’s real hair and these two bowls of oatmeal that somehow got tickets to a Rangers game.

Business as usual tomorrow,

- The Superficial

Photos: Sports Illustrated