…. Okay, I have a drinking problem.
In honor of the two most easily-remembered presidents, The Superficial will call it a day to reflect on the proud moment in our nation’s history when these brave men rode dinosaurs with Jesus into the west, leaving no abortion doctor or minority unshooted. In the meantime, be sure to check out such exciting events as Gwyneth Paltrow in a bikini, John Travolta’s real hair and these two bowls of oatmeal that somehow got tickets to a Rangers game.
Business as usual tomorrow,
- The Superficial
Photos: Sports Illustrated
Omg. LMAO!!
He could at least put the undoctored pics after the jump. This is unacceptable. Harrumph…
I think we really need to reflect on what made our founders great.
You used images from US curency it looks like. Sort of a Federal offense I think.
Excellent photoshopping skills Fish!!! Lol!!!
Why?
I think I would rather see Khloe in her see through top…
I like the new photo editor.
How strange to see that the father of our country had smokin’ hot tits.
Very nice balloons lol
Abe has a camel toe. So wrong.
He should wax.
Very funny.
http://www.plannedparenthood.org/
#4 – Now that Abraham Lincoln could jump out the window with MY dick in his hand.
Ah…make that BABE-RAH-HAM Lincoln. Zing!
The joke’s on you Fish, I still rubbed one out.
HAHAHAHAHA WINNER~
hahahaha nice
Hey Fish, if it wasn’t for these brave men, you’d be speaking german and working in a factory right now (and that’s a best-case scenario).
As it is we are working at Walmart (factories have moved to China) and speaking Spanish. I think it’s time for some new forefathers to step up or else we’re done.
Um, Woodrow Wilson was President during WWI and FDR/Truman were President during WWII. Try again.
Wow and you took the time out to google that just to be able to come on here and prove me wrong? Get a life fuckin lamo.
How many hits are you getting from folks in Egypt? Or Venezuela? How about Libya? Iran? Jordan? Armenia? Syria? None, you say?? Wonder why…could it be…censorship???
Yeah, America is just so awful. People flood the borders in droves to get into the worst place on the planet, huh?
ubergoober,
To be fair, you would have known that too had you completed elementary-level education.
Go America!
Um, ubergoober, I actually paid attention during history class, unlike some fucktards I could mention.
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
some ppl just have the basic knowledge to know that George Washington and Abe Lincoln weren’t president during the world wars. its pretty much basic knowledge.
Some people also have basic knowledge to know that without no father, there could be no son.
You had body paint pics with visible labia at SI website and you chose these? You ARE a drunk!!! LOL
Dammit Gravy! I just spent the last hour over at the SI site and I can’t find labia to save my life.
It’s almost like real life.
Go here… Kate Upton…
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/swimsuit/?eref=sinav
Note the spaces there so I could add the link…
Also, they are under Body Paint header link…. Enjoy. :)
w00t! I have the Washington Monument in my pants! In other words: A Presidential Boner!
Lame
Y’all can keep George, I’ll stick with stuffin’ Martha’s muffin.
This is handy. Now i just have to pull out a $1 or a $5 and I’m ready to spray the drapes.
boner alert!!!! i got the hots for our four fathers son!
Yeah, because you’re into men..
I would just like to point out that having the hots for you “forefathers, son” is very different from having the hots for your “four fathers son”. That is all.
i suddenly love whoever you are
After studying picture 5, I think I just became a Log Cabin Republican
Good one! Who made that nickname up, anyway…it’s apropos all right…
“The worst idea I ever had in my life” – hard to argue with that.
I wanna see FDR in body paint!
George Washington is my hero because he wasn’t afraid to slaughter people in their sleep on Jesus’ birthday.
Sorry Ed, no cigar! While it is true that Washington crossed the Delaware enroute to attacking the Hessians at Trenton, New Jersey on Dec. 25th, the battle took place the next day,Dec. 26, 1776. Guess you will need to rethink this hero worship thing you have for Washington for killing people on Jesus birthday. One other thing, Dec.25th probably wasn’t really Jesus’ birthday…he was more than likely born in July. That was a day used by the early christian churches to entice the pagans to convert and except the holiday because they already had a religious festival (Winter Solstice) at that time. But who cares about the facts anyway!
babooda, better watch out. ubergoober may call you a fuckin’ lamo.
I hope she takes out her wooden teeth before giving a blowjob.
Beard and boobs and bikini on one person. Somewhere Tom Cruise just came.
Chloe Kardashian lost weight!
score!
The Abe ones are kinda attractive, yea?
They say that every Lincoln bill has trace amounts of cocaine on it. If so that makes three reasons to sniff this Abe lady.
Ab Lincoln has a little camel toe going on in pic #4
I don’t think that qualifies as a camel toe because it’s not pulled up into the cleft. Very nice, though. Lookin’ good, Abe!
‘The Superficial will call it a day to reflect on the proud moment in our nation’s history when these brave men rode dinosaurs with Jesus into the west, leaving no abortion doctor or minority unshooted.’
Classic.
Right, because obviously if you have a conservative leaning, you’re an evil racist and intolerant.
Unlike liberals like The Superficial writer, who is of course extremely tolerant of other political beliefs.
Oh no, I just bankrupted by pants!
Man…we get it. You’re a screaming lefty bitch. Fewer reminders, please?
It seems like the political propaganda on this site is getting more and more common as well. I cannot stand when people shove politics down my throat – right or left. This is supposed to be a site about tits and re-re celebrities, not why we should all be ashamed to be Americans. /fail
“I wonder what Jen Aniston is doing today” Chelsea Handler thought to herself.
I cannot tell a lie, I have a chubby.
get a haircut.
“Four score and 7 inches ago…”
what a butterface
Huh. Looks like Kesha…but hotter.
So… not Kesha then.
What strange big feet you have, George.
thanks a fuckin’ lot- I’m very confused.
This is how he looked BEFORE the Civil War. He looked a lot different afterward, due to all the stress.
Pics 1 and 3? Seriously?
Haven’t we seen enough of John Travolta’s face for one day?
What happened to your more worthy posts…you hardly post anymore. Pinkisthenewblog has 10x more posts daily! Starting to become disappointed in thesuperficial!
I thought it was Keisha.
……….a social america?
YOU MEAN A COUNTRY WHO CARES ABOUT PEOPLE?
make morgan freeman president, folks!!
In my dream job, I learn how to do Photshop and then sit around all day photoshopping funny pictures for the Internet. And people pay me to do it. So you’re pretty close.
the facw only a porn star would love.
the face of only a porn star would love.
PHEW! At frist I thought Hollywood had decided to ruin Point Break with a sequel.
Never thought I’d want to nail either one of those presidents.
This is hilarious
greatest post ever & i’ve been following this site for like 5 years
John Travolta looks different-
Hey Fish,
Have you ever considered that maybe BOTH racism and abortion are wrong? Just because Dems are right about a lot of things doesn’t mean they’re right about everything. It’s foolish and ignorant to blindly follow one party, and taking shots at pro-lifers is cheap, cheap, cheap. Stick to titty jokes, they’re your specialty.
Brook Hogan is still alive?! AND in bikini….damn it all to hell!