… MTV actually managed to find another beast in the same species as Snooki and pays it more than you make in a year for just one episode. (That should get you drinking.) U-S-A!
See you Tuesday,
- The Superficial
NOTE: I’ll be rekinding my drug-like addiction with Formspring over the long weekend, so feel free to pummel me with your questions that I secretly judge you for. Because I care :D
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News
































StEvec | September 3, 2010 at 6:15 pm
ughhhhhhhhhh….what a cow (or maybe a pig)
kuanzhang814 | September 4, 2010 at 1:27 am
nice
ronnie | September 7, 2010 at 10:39 am
she looks more like a real lady than these money bought bodies on this site.
the reason you guys HATE on real women is because you only see women in porn and the magazines, you aren’t even getting close to a REAL woman, suckas.
beakrush | September 9, 2010 at 8:24 am
she looks like a fucking linebacker
WowzersTrowzers | September 4, 2010 at 12:44 pm
Demi Moore in outdoor lighting- not sucking in.
ted | September 5, 2010 at 9:51 pm
I’d rather fuck a goat.
Balzac | September 7, 2010 at 11:31 am
J-Coww indeed
absinthe | September 7, 2010 at 6:04 pm
ManBearPig lives!
duke chute | September 8, 2010 at 3:32 pm
Holy shit, Gore was telling the truth after all!!!
blablabla | September 3, 2010 at 6:16 pm
FIRSTTTT
StEvec | September 3, 2010 at 6:18 pm
wrong
blablabla | September 3, 2010 at 6:20 pm
it was close!
jayman | September 3, 2010 at 6:24 pm
Ooooooohhhh…missed it by that much…
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…jackass
blablabla | September 3, 2010 at 10:48 pm
oh wow, you know big words like “jackass”….where’d you learn that?? Does you dad call your mom that every night?
blablabla | September 3, 2010 at 10:50 pm
COOL you know big words like “jackass”. Here’s your gold sticker, you can go get a discounted ice cream at Graeters with it.
Brooke | September 4, 2010 at 9:28 pm
No dude, you lose.
Hugh Gentry | September 3, 2010 at 6:30 pm
well at least you’re the “first” asshole douche
blablabla | September 3, 2010 at 10:49 pm
asshole? douche? good job, you get an A+. When you finally move on from community college, THEN comment on my posts. thanks.
MrsEllis | September 3, 2010 at 11:39 pm
This could all be avoided if you just didn’t post the words “first”.
blablabla | September 4, 2010 at 12:11 am
I didn’t realize people were so touchy.
MrsEllis | September 4, 2010 at 9:21 pm
Yup, people are assholes. Don’t let them get you down. With the internet as a shield, it’s easy to act like a piece of shit.
blablabla | September 5, 2010 at 1:16 am
Thanks and I couldn’t agree with you more! :)
blablabla | September 6, 2010 at 6:34 am
hurrp durrp… furrst!
blablabla | September 6, 2010 at 11:51 am
good job moron, you know how to mimic usernames.
tallulah | September 7, 2010 at 5:57 am
It’s a clever mimic – you two are impossible to tell apart.
bob | September 7, 2010 at 9:41 am
you guys just had a fight about who was first? Wow all of you are butt lickers in my book
Balzac | September 7, 2010 at 11:38 am
wow that was a painful thread…blablabla is a TOOL
blablabla | September 7, 2010 at 11:51 pm
Bob: It wasn’t a fight, there’s just 2 immature people who have an issue with me typing “first.”
Balzac: I guess you’re an even bigger “TOOL” for reading the entire thread then, huh?
molly | September 3, 2010 at 6:17 pm
who’s that fat one? cause i know that ain’t jwoww?
NL | September 3, 2010 at 6:20 pm
UGHHH, Wtf is this shit? Thanks alot for ruining our weekend, fish!
Banana | September 3, 2010 at 6:21 pm
Husky. I bet she claims she’s ‘curvy” like Christina Hendricks
Nik | September 3, 2010 at 6:23 pm
oh weak, how can u use this as the final post
Pseudopodia | September 3, 2010 at 6:24 pm
brood sow
mel gibson | September 3, 2010 at 6:24 pm
Holy Shit
jayman | September 3, 2010 at 6:25 pm
i’d do ‘er if she dropped a few
herbiefrog | September 3, 2010 at 6:27 pm
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dude | September 3, 2010 at 6:33 pm
1 fugly beast. brood sow is rite.
Applesauce | September 4, 2010 at 9:56 am
Whaaaaaaaaaaaale
dudeatdudedotdude | September 3, 2010 at 6:42 pm
ugh no thanks, googlin times for machete–alba, rodriguez, and lohan plus guns n shit. look smokin. watch ur drinkin safe 3daywknd
sobrietyisacrutch | September 3, 2010 at 8:00 pm
You’re gonna see it tonight?
dudeatdudedotdude | September 4, 2010 at 12:32 pm
yeah it fuckin ruled! def one to see on the big screen~
nahhhhh | September 3, 2010 at 7:11 pm
LOL … well fuck you too Fish. You know I hit this shortcut everytime I open my browser. Have a great weekend!
Broken Boner | September 3, 2010 at 7:33 pm
Thanks a lot, you’ve ruined my weekend.
I think you hate men.
2lazy2login | September 3, 2010 at 8:33 pm
Or..he just feels gay giving us too many erections.. If this ruins ur weekd then google. some. pr0n
boOO | September 3, 2010 at 7:49 pm
what a bunch of cruel people rigth here!… maybe the ones who trash this girl has an fat mothet ,father, sister ,brother, girlfriend , boyfriend uncle ,aunt ,cousin, grandma or grandpa.
It aint easy being Rough | September 4, 2010 at 10:34 am
That was some defense. Personally, I think she may have been the victim of Bruce Banner’s negligence (Not properly securing the gamma ray testing area).
As a result, there must be an earnest plea to General Ross to step up his search… THE MAN IS A MENACE.
Bow Down Assholes | September 5, 2010 at 10:14 pm
Spoken like a true ugly fat chick.
boOO | September 3, 2010 at 7:50 pm
who is FAT
Pauly D | September 3, 2010 at 8:01 pm
Is that Ron in drag? yikes….
jesse | September 3, 2010 at 8:40 pm
hysterical :)
Crabby Old Guy | September 3, 2010 at 8:07 pm
I wouldn’t fuck that with Fish’s dick. Well, assuming that he’s got one…and it would actually get hard…
Lady Blah Blah | September 3, 2010 at 8:21 pm
Makes me wanna join the Taliban.
The Only Hetero in this Joint | September 3, 2010 at 9:15 pm
Holee Crap! Well as THE Only Hetero in this Joint I have to say: I just vomited on my keyboard. NO thank you. THAT Is awful. This person is on MTV? I assume that if she is on MTV it is as a pitbull in one of those ‘My Crib’ episodes?
If I were Don Draper drunk I still wouldn’t hit that….
Bow Down Assholes | September 5, 2010 at 10:15 pm
Relax. It probably has a dick.
timmy the dying boy | September 3, 2010 at 9:25 pm
Fish has been showing us, as of late, a lot more pics of Snooki than of Blake Lively. Hmmmmm. . .
aaa | September 3, 2010 at 9:40 pm
A Wild Snorlax Appears!
Fart | September 3, 2010 at 10:25 pm
Bullseye.
MrsEllis | September 3, 2010 at 11:58 pm
ahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhaha
sobrietyisacrutch | September 4, 2010 at 6:08 pm
I just imagined that intoned from that guy from Mutual of Omaha’s “Wild Kingdom”.
HIGH-larious!
truffles | September 3, 2010 at 10:08 pm
can you stop posting pictures of this fat cunt?
Rex Kramer | September 3, 2010 at 10:21 pm
last time I saw a body like that near the ocean, it had a harpoon in it.
captain america | September 3, 2010 at 11:54 pm
WOW, snooki is mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woofus | September 4, 2010 at 12:35 am
Who is this? It’s short, but not snooki
Jay | September 4, 2010 at 12:50 am
Boom!! Shock-a-lock-a!! Boom, Shock-a-lock-a!!!! That is a VERY big girl.
thunderstud | September 4, 2010 at 1:08 am
She must’ve had a cow, man! :D
richology | September 4, 2010 at 3:46 am
can someone say steroids!!!
Doc Schweinstrudel | September 4, 2010 at 7:33 am
Look I really would not mind looking at /having such tits. I have problem with the rest of the body though…
Marcus | September 4, 2010 at 7:37 am
HEY.HEY.HEY..
Eh, why not..maybe it’s a good cook.
Darth | September 4, 2010 at 8:25 am
Could there be something like a Snooki-domino-effect?! Eeeww!
Rhialto | September 4, 2010 at 8:33 am
I guess there’s somewhere a secret floor in the MTV building which are responsible for the curiosity development.
Lovemypubichairthick | September 4, 2010 at 8:36 am
Now this is one bush I don’t want to see.
Nero | September 4, 2010 at 9:15 am
I don’t know for who she’s getting a beer pint refill.. But a good girl supposed to be running!
bimbamboing | September 4, 2010 at 9:32 am
She’s a bad role-model.
Jessesgirl | September 4, 2010 at 10:51 am
Or, in her case, a bad roll model.
iamhomosquirrel | September 4, 2010 at 11:40 am
That is one heavily lipo’ed tummy.
Jonny Topside | September 4, 2010 at 11:49 am
If you look closely you can see his balls dangling from the speedo!
Vito | September 4, 2010 at 12:08 pm
At least she’s got a nice…mmmmm…well….never mind.
ad nasuem | September 4, 2010 at 12:31 pm
Wow, she has serious Cankle issues — scratch that, she has thicankles (thigh + Calf + Ankle) – at least from pic 3 anyway.
dude | September 4, 2010 at 1:22 pm
I eagerly await the bigfoot documentary being shot in Pic 24
Rob | September 4, 2010 at 2:41 pm
I don’t know why the scientific community has not been informed yet. This is really a miraculous discovery. It appears Snooki and Jwoww have mated and produced an offspring. Who knew procreation could exist between two women?
WonderWoman | September 8, 2010 at 1:45 am
Omgosh, that’s exactly what I thought. I thought it was a photoshopped pic or something…lol
Marcus | September 4, 2010 at 4:11 pm
I bet she looks good in mom jeans.
grim reaper | September 4, 2010 at 4:23 pm
Psssst! What time is it over there?
Laura | September 4, 2010 at 4:39 pm
That big girl is Deena Cortese, a friend of J-Woww, according to other websites.
Obvious | September 4, 2010 at 4:49 pm
Fish why did you have to shit on my labor day weekend, posting a pic of this beast.
boogeyman King Dong | September 4, 2010 at 5:07 pm
Ugh!
Gando | September 4, 2010 at 5:13 pm
You just don’t want to admit you’ve had worse!
Chagall | September 4, 2010 at 5:12 pm
She on MTV or Animal Planet?
Taz | September 4, 2010 at 6:18 pm
She could be a linebacker.
Gary | September 6, 2010 at 8:56 am
ha! i was gonna say she probably tells people she has an “athletic build.”
Bow Down Assholes | September 6, 2010 at 8:13 pm
Yeah, a blocking dummy!
Tired | September 4, 2010 at 7:28 pm
Who ever made this pig a celebrity? What a waste of bandwidth
Brooke | September 4, 2010 at 9:31 pm
That is some nasty shit right there. Maybe she looks okay in close, but she should probably burn the pink bikini and fetch herself a muumuu.