… MTV actually managed to find another beast in the same species as Snooki and pays it more than you make in a year for just one episode. (That should get you drinking.) U-S-A!
See you Tuesday,
- The Superficial
NOTE: I’ll be rekinding my drug-like addiction with Formspring over the long weekend, so feel free to pummel me with your questions that I secretly judge you for. Because I care :D
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News
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Jesus christ, now superficial is doing the whole you can make anything out of bacon meme. Yeah we get it, a humanoid/mongoloid made entirely out of bacon. great. the real question is, “Will it blend?”
She must’ve had a cow, man! :D
Ewww! Snookie is gross, but at least she’s lovable to watch and has a cuteness to her. This bitch looks like a fat, angry wart hog.
She looks better than Snooki. At least she is just big, not a blob. I find the tummy tuck on the other one hilarious. Worst tuck ever done, i am sure.
If I would try what’s happening in this photo, I’d prolly be arrested. Maybe I should get into Reality-TV? Or better yet, paparazzi-hood…
can someone say steroids!!!
Now, THAT, is big boned.
Look I really would not mind looking at /having such tits. I have problem with the rest of the body though…
HEY.HEY.HEY..
Eh, why not..maybe it’s a good cook.
too mucha pasta anda pizza! mamma mia!
i didn’t know they made cat crap boxes that big.
Could there be something like a Snooki-domino-effect?! Eeeww!
I guess there’s somewhere a secret floor in the MTV building which are responsible for the curiosity development.
Now this is one bush I don’t want to see.
I don’t know for who she’s getting a beer pint refill.. But a good girl supposed to be running!
She’s a bad role-model.
Or, in her case, a bad roll model.
That is one heavily lipo’ed tummy.
Who the f**k is she ?
If you look closely you can see his balls dangling from the speedo!
At least she’s got a nice…mmmmm…well….never mind.
Angry man face! J-Yuck is just as bad. Dude looks like a lady….
Wow, she has serious Cankle issues — scratch that, she has thicankles (thigh + Calf + Ankle) – at least from pic 3 anyway.
Mommy! I’m scared.
Those thighs are in perpetual war with each other like the Israelis and Palestinians.
lol
Look at that face!
OMG and this is after the plastic surgery.
J-Coww!
it’s a bigfoot documentary.
I eagerly await the bigfoot documentary being shot in Pic 24
Is she going to crap in the tub?
I don’t know why the scientific community has not been informed yet. This is really a miraculous discovery. It appears Snooki and Jwoww have mated and produced an offspring. Who knew procreation could exist between two women?
Omgosh, that’s exactly what I thought. I thought it was a photoshopped pic or something…lol
::Godzilla scream::
“Moments later, Tokyo was destroyed with only a scent of coconut oil and Speed Stick* lingering in in the rubble.”
*(byyyyyyy Men-en!)
i think she has a nice figure
I bet she looks good in mom jeans.
Psssst! What time is it over there?
That big girl is Deena Cortese, a friend of J-Woww, according to other websites.
Fish why did you have to shit on my labor day weekend, posting a pic of this beast.
Ugh!
You just don’t want to admit you’ve had worse!
She on MTV or Animal Planet?
i think i just puked
I will not be able to sleep tonight WOW that thing is SCARY!!
i spy through my pink-eye a camel toe.
looks like the love child of snooki and jwoww.
She could be a linebacker.
ha! i was gonna say she probably tells people she has an “athletic build.”
Yeah, a blocking dummy!
Looks good from far but it’s far from good, dude..
“I just puked in my mouth a little.”-
Who ever made this pig a celebrity? What a waste of bandwidth
Moooooooooooooooooooooo. What a cow.
Mooooooooooooooooooo.Mooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Whale on the beach.
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
ewwwwwww who would put this thing on tv? i thought jabba the hut died in the last star wars movie?
That is some nasty shit right there. Maybe she looks okay in close, but she should probably burn the pink bikini and fetch herself a muumuu.