… MTV actually managed to find another beast in the same species as Snooki and pays it more than you make in a year for just one episode. (That should get you drinking.) U-S-A!
See you Tuesday,
- The Superficial
NOTE: I’ll be rekinding my drug-like addiction with Formspring over the long weekend, so feel free to pummel me with your questions that I secretly judge you for. Because I care :D
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ughhhhhhhhhh….what a cow (or maybe a pig)
nice
she looks more like a real lady than these money bought bodies on this site.
the reason you guys HATE on real women is because you only see women in porn and the magazines, you aren’t even getting close to a REAL woman, suckas.
she looks like a fucking linebacker
Demi Moore in outdoor lighting- not sucking in.
I’d rather fuck a goat.
J-Coww indeed
ManBearPig lives!
Holy shit, Gore was telling the truth after all!!!
FIRSTTTT
wrong
it was close!
Ooooooohhhh…missed it by that much…
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…jackass
oh wow, you know big words like “jackass”….where’d you learn that?? Does you dad call your mom that every night?
COOL you know big words like “jackass”. Here’s your gold sticker, you can go get a discounted ice cream at Graeters with it.
No dude, you lose.
well at least you’re the “first” asshole douche
asshole? douche? good job, you get an A+. When you finally move on from community college, THEN comment on my posts. thanks.
This could all be avoided if you just didn’t post the words “first”.
I didn’t realize people were so touchy.
Yup, people are assholes. Don’t let them get you down. With the internet as a shield, it’s easy to act like a piece of shit.
Thanks and I couldn’t agree with you more! :)
hurrp durrp… furrst!
good job moron, you know how to mimic usernames.
It’s a clever mimic – you two are impossible to tell apart.
you guys just had a fight about who was first? Wow all of you are butt lickers in my book
wow that was a painful thread…blablabla is a TOOL
Bob: It wasn’t a fight, there’s just 2 immature people who have an issue with me typing “first.”
Balzac: I guess you’re an even bigger “TOOL” for reading the entire thread then, huh?
who’s that fat one? cause i know that ain’t jwoww?
UGHHH, Wtf is this shit? Thanks alot for ruining our weekend, fish!
Husky. I bet she claims she’s ‘curvy” like Christina Hendricks
Holy Shit
oh weak, how can u use this as the final post
brood sow
Holy Shit
i’d do ‘er if she dropped a few
what the fuck is that thing???
I was just thinking those very same words…
Demi Moore in outdoor lighting- not sucking in.
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ta…
1 fugly beast. brood sow is rite.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaale
What can I say? At least she has a waist and some sort of ass… Big and all fluffy, but an ass nonetheless… The other one was just a thing. A big, nasty thing.
ugh no thanks, googlin times for machete–alba, rodriguez, and lohan plus guns n shit. look smokin. watch ur drinkin safe 3daywknd
You’re gonna see it tonight?
yeah it fuckin ruled! def one to see on the big screen~
Holy Heffer!! Sick!
you are an asshole. she looks like your mom, huh.
she looks more like a full figured lady than most of the fake, money bought bodies on this site. WAKE UP
If you can’t make it with her, you are not a real man. Guys who whine about a few pounds must have severely low testosterone. Seek help.
That’s a whole bunch of yuck right there!
Nice mound shot! If I had a choice of death, or fucking a Jersey Shore bitch, I’d probably bang this freak-show.
+1
That’s a whole bunch of yuck right there!
I like looking at her dirty mound!
LOL … well fuck you too Fish. You know I hit this shortcut everytime I open my browser. Have a great weekend!
Doesn’t this skank own a second bikini? As much as she’s in it, it’s probably got more crabs than Red Lobster.
I don’t want to see that bush.
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS???
Thanks a lot, you’ve ruined my weekend.
I think you hate men.
Or..he just feels gay giving us too many erections.. If this ruins ur weekd then google. some. pr0n
what a bunch of cruel people rigth here!… maybe the ones who trash this girl has an fat mothet ,father, sister ,brother, girlfriend , boyfriend uncle ,aunt ,cousin, grandma or grandpa.
That was some defense. Personally, I think she may have been the victim of Bruce Banner’s negligence (Not properly securing the gamma ray testing area).
As a result, there must be an earnest plea to General Ross to step up his search… THE MAN IS A MENACE.
Spoken like a true ugly fat chick.
who is FAT
Is that Ron in drag? yikes….
hysterical :)
looks like her dick is pierced too…
I wouldn’t fuck that with Fish’s dick. Well, assuming that he’s got one…and it would actually get hard…
Makes me wanna join the Taliban.
Nice almost toe though.
Holee Crap! Well as THE Only Hetero in this Joint I have to say: I just vomited on my keyboard. NO thank you. THAT Is awful. This person is on MTV? I assume that if she is on MTV it is as a pitbull in one of those ‘My Crib’ episodes?
If I were Don Draper drunk I still wouldn’t hit that….
Relax. It probably has a dick.
This girl’s a solid 10 if she stands next to Snooki.
Looks fine to me. Thicker girls to me are nicer than their bone skinny counter parts (NOT OBESE CHICKS BTW!) Christina Hendricks is a good example, although she is married now, before she was the prime example of the perfect female form.
So if a chick gets married she’s no good anymore?
well obviously they’re not available anymore so it makes the whole deluded fantasy of getting with them even more impossible and less jack-off-able. unless you’re into that sort of thing.
Dude, this nasty cow has no right to be mentioned in the same sentence with Christina Hendricks. Christina Hendricks is a beautiful woman with grace and talent to go with her perfect curves. This…thing…is a lump of nasty fat and fake tanner and probably smells of the clap. You should be ashamed. Thicker girls are nicer than the bony ones, but have some standards, man!
Fish has been showing us, as of late, a lot more pics of Snooki than of Blake Lively. Hmmmmm. . .
I take care
A Wild Snorlax Appears!
Bullseye.
ahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhaha
I just imagined that intoned from that guy from Mutual of Omaha’s “Wild Kingdom”.
HIGH-larious!
can you stop posting pictures of this fat cunt?
$100 says she has a dirty asshole
I don’t think she can even reach her asshole with all those stomach rolls!
LMAO
correct…married = waste of time
I would like to nut right in her eye…really really hard.
last time I saw a body like that near the ocean, it had a harpoon in it.
she has such a nasty weird ass belly. it’s like her back, with a belly button on it
probably liposuction
WOW, snooki is mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When she wears red earrings she looks like the back of a school bus.
This chick makes TI’s wife look like a model. Is she even a chick, or Danny DeVito in drag. Nice tuck game Danny!
Who ate all the pies
Who is this? It’s short, but not snooki
Boom!! Shock-a-lock-a!! Boom, Shock-a-lock-a!!!! That is a VERY big girl.