Happy Labor Day Weekend, Everybody…

September 3rd, 2010 // 235 Comments

… MTV actually managed to find another beast in the same species as Snooki and pays it more than you make in a year for just one episode. (That should get you drinking.) U-S-A!

See you Tuesday,

- The Superficial

NOTE: I’ll be rekinding my drug-like addiction with Formspring over the long weekend, so feel free to pummel me with your questions that I secretly judge you for. Because I care :D

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News


  1. StEvec

    ughhhhhhhhhh….what a cow (or maybe a pig)

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  3. molly

    who’s that fat one? cause i know that ain’t jwoww?

  4. NL

    UGHHH, Wtf is this shit? Thanks alot for ruining our weekend, fish!

  5. Banana

    Husky. I bet she claims she’s ‘curvy” like Christina Hendricks

  6. J-Woww and Deena Cortese
    mel gibson
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    Holy Shit

  7. Nik

    oh weak, how can u use this as the final post

  8. Pseudopodia

    brood sow

  9. mel gibson

    Holy Shit

  10. i’d do ‘er if she dropped a few

  11. J-Woww and Deena Cortese
    Hugh Gentry
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    what the fuck is that thing???

  12. herbiefrog



  13. dude

    1 fugly beast. brood sow is rite.

  14. J-Woww and Deena Cortese
    Commented on this photo:

    What can I say? At least she has a waist and some sort of ass… Big and all fluffy, but an ass nonetheless… The other one was just a thing. A big, nasty thing.

  15. ugh no thanks, googlin times for machete–alba, rodriguez, and lohan plus guns n shit. look smokin. watch ur drinkin safe 3daywknd

  16. J-Woww and Deena Cortese
    skinnier than thou
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy Heffer!! Sick!

    • ronnie

      you are an asshole. she looks like your mom, huh.
      she looks more like a full figured lady than most of the fake, money bought bodies on this site. WAKE UP

    • Rozita

      If you can’t make it with her, you are not a real man. Guys who whine about a few pounds must have severely low testosterone. Seek help.

  17. J-Woww and Deena Cortese
    Enzo Pisa
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    That’s a whole bunch of yuck right there!

  18. J-Woww and Deena Cortese
    Enzo Pisa
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    Nice mound shot! If I had a choice of death, or fucking a Jersey Shore bitch, I’d probably bang this freak-show.

  19. J-Woww and Deena Cortese
    Enzo Pisa
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a whole bunch of yuck right there!

  20. J-Woww and Deena Cortese
    Enzo Pisa
    Commented on this photo:

    I like looking at her dirty mound!

  21. nahhhhh

    LOL … well fuck you too Fish. You know I hit this shortcut everytime I open my browser. Have a great weekend!

  22. J-Woww and Deena Cortese
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    Doesn’t this skank own a second bikini? As much as she’s in it, it’s probably got more crabs than Red Lobster.

  23. J-Woww and Deena Cortese
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    I don’t want to see that bush.

  24. J-Woww and Deena Cortese
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  25. Broken Boner

    Thanks a lot, you’ve ruined my weekend.

    I think you hate men.

    • 2lazy2login

      Or..he just feels gay giving us too many erections.. If this ruins ur weekd then google. some. pr0n

  26. boOO

    what a bunch of cruel people rigth here!… maybe the ones who trash this girl has an fat mothet ,father, sister ,brother, girlfriend , boyfriend uncle ,aunt ,cousin, grandma or grandpa.

    • It aint easy being Rough

      That was some defense. Personally, I think she may have been the victim of Bruce Banner’s negligence (Not properly securing the gamma ray testing area).

      As a result, there must be an earnest plea to General Ross to step up his search… THE MAN IS A MENACE.

    • Bow Down Assholes

      Spoken like a true ugly fat chick.

  27. boOO

    who is FAT

  28. Pauly D

    Is that Ron in drag? yikes….

  29. J-Woww and Deena Cortese
    Pauly D
    Commented on this photo:

    looks like her dick is pierced too…

  30. Crabby Old Guy

    I wouldn’t fuck that with Fish’s dick. Well, assuming that he’s got one…and it would actually get hard…

  31. Lady Blah Blah

    Makes me wanna join the Taliban.

  32. J-Woww and Deena Cortese
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice almost toe though.

  33. The Only Hetero in this Joint

    Holee Crap! Well as THE Only Hetero in this Joint I have to say: I just vomited on my keyboard. NO thank you. THAT Is awful. This person is on MTV? I assume that if she is on MTV it is as a pitbull in one of those ‘My Crib’ episodes?

    If I were Don Draper drunk I still wouldn’t hit that….

  34. J-Woww and Deena Cortese
    Commented on this photo:

    This girl’s a solid 10 if she stands next to Snooki.

  35. J-Woww and Deena Cortese
    Johnny Cage
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks fine to me. Thicker girls to me are nicer than their bone skinny counter parts (NOT OBESE CHICKS BTW!) Christina Hendricks is a good example, although she is married now, before she was the prime example of the perfect female form.

    • Katie

      So if a chick gets married she’s no good anymore?

      • chelsea

        well obviously they’re not available anymore so it makes the whole deluded fantasy of getting with them even more impossible and less jack-off-able. unless you’re into that sort of thing.

    • Dude

      Dude, this nasty cow has no right to be mentioned in the same sentence with Christina Hendricks. Christina Hendricks is a beautiful woman with grace and talent to go with her perfect curves. This…thing…is a lump of nasty fat and fake tanner and probably smells of the clap. You should be ashamed. Thicker girls are nicer than the bony ones, but have some standards, man!

  36. timmy the dying boy

    Fish has been showing us, as of late, a lot more pics of Snooki than of Blake Lively. Hmmmmm. . .

  37. J-Woww and Deena Cortese
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    I take care

  38. aaa

    A Wild Snorlax Appears!

  39. truffles

    can you stop posting pictures of this fat cunt?

  40. J-Woww and Deena Cortese
    Hugh Gentry
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    $100 says she has a dirty asshole

  41. J-Woww and Deena Cortese
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    correct…married = waste of time

  42. J-Woww and Deena Cortese
    Hugh Gentry
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    I would like to nut right in her eye…really really hard.

  43. last time I saw a body like that near the ocean, it had a harpoon in it.

  44. J-Woww and Deena Cortese
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    she has such a nasty weird ass belly. it’s like her back, with a belly button on it

  45. captain america

    WOW, snooki is mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  46. J-Woww and Deena Cortese
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    When she wears red earrings she looks like the back of a school bus.

  47. J-Woww and Deena Cortese
    Bow Down Assholes
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    This chick makes TI’s wife look like a model. Is she even a chick, or Danny DeVito in drag. Nice tuck game Danny!

  48. J-Woww and Deena Cortese
    Commented on this photo:

    Who ate all the pies

  49. Woofus

    Who is this? It’s short, but not snooki

  50. Jay

    Boom!! Shock-a-lock-a!! Boom, Shock-a-lock-a!!!! That is a VERY big girl.

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