Alright, folks, I’m cutting out for the weekend and won’t be back until Tuesday, so please enjoy this magical slice of patriotism in my stead.
In the meantime, don’t forget to enter The Superficial Banner Girl Contest or comment on how retarded I am for not noticing this Katy Perry pic was missing a tattoo on her wrist. (Short answer: I have a penis.)
Can I change that to “Long answer?” Or, no, wait: “Herculean.”
Drink responsibly,
- The Superficial
P.S. South Africa’s one of those countries that cuts off your hand for minor offenses, right? Say yes.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
COCK LOVER | July 2, 2010 at 5:19 pm
Eww who is this? Gross. No cock?
FrankNfrtr | July 2, 2010 at 5:21 pm
Thick, bleached & lightly tattooed……..hope you like it.
Happy birthday America.
Randal 1000 | July 2, 2010 at 5:40 pm
I FOR ONE DO NOT LIKE. Of course I am a girl who thinks her body is better. At least she is side profiling.
Randal 1000 | July 2, 2010 at 5:21 pm
Drink responsibly? I am at work with two hours left already drunk off my ass. I wish you would have told me earlier.
Linda | July 2, 2010 at 5:22 pm
Who is this?
Randal 1000 | July 2, 2010 at 5:25 pm
Some fugly don’t worry she will get old and even uglier real soon.
Mel Gibson | July 2, 2010 at 5:33 pm
Sorry “slash Americans”. White Blondes got your ethnic butt whipped.
Cock Dr | July 2, 2010 at 5:37 pm
Take off your beer goggles Mel. That purty blonde hair came out of a smelly bottle.
Cardinal Fang | July 2, 2010 at 5:36 pm
My rockets a red glare.
Da troooooooof | July 2, 2010 at 5:45 pm
My bombs a burstin’ in da air!
So | July 2, 2010 at 5:45 pm
Bitch needs to do some side bends.
gigi | July 2, 2010 at 6:35 pm
yikes…. bad hip-waist ratio…. but you morons will miss that because this heffer is a blonde…. duh
Aunt Jemima | July 2, 2010 at 6:43 pm
Why is this whorish woman holding the American Flag upside down in a sign of distress. Throw her ass over the border and secure it so her and everyone else cant come back across!
Randal 1000 | July 2, 2010 at 6:44 pm
Aunt J~ Yes. LOLOLOL
Nameless | July 3, 2010 at 12:53 am
Gotta agree with this stupid b*tch holding the flag upside down.
And Playboy wonders why they don’t have the clout it used to. Chick looks used.
Uncle Sam | July 3, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Hell yeah! Let’s deport her ass back to the United States!
hmna | July 4, 2010 at 8:36 pm
That’s her subtle hint that she’s surrendering her ass!
Plunder that booty!
JR's bullet | July 2, 2010 at 6:51 pm
I hate platinum blond hair unless the eyebrows and lashes match.
speedmonkey.net | July 2, 2010 at 6:53 pm
nothing says patriotic like a shoving the stars and stripes up your ass. Well done Karissa, well done.
Poison Ivy League | July 2, 2010 at 7:13 pm
Mmmm. Red, white, and cottage cheese.
Jill | July 2, 2010 at 7:23 pm
absolutely WHORE-RIFIC.
sobrietyisacrutch | July 2, 2010 at 7:34 pm
I wish the Fish a long weekend of “interviewing” Banner gals!
That IS the fantasy, right?
barroom hero | July 2, 2010 at 8:02 pm
who is this slag?
chill | July 2, 2010 at 8:22 pm
haha slag
FAIL | July 2, 2010 at 8:12 pm
This just seems wrong to me on so many levels. She isn’t even American.
GiRL | July 2, 2010 at 9:00 pm
Ohhh, don’t act like you don’t like it. LIARS!
stevebeagle | July 2, 2010 at 9:31 pm
she ‘ll do just fine ! God Bless
Chris | July 2, 2010 at 9:40 pm
My flags definitely not at half mast anymore!
Jack Mehoff | July 2, 2010 at 10:16 pm
I want to poke her in the rear.
G.Washington | July 2, 2010 at 10:29 pm
This beezy doesn’t even hold the flag right side up?
captain america | July 3, 2010 at 12:51 am
…………..this will help for sure, folks!!
fugoverdose | July 3, 2010 at 1:30 am
why is this russian mail-order ho’ wavin’ the flag ….
don’t like wimmens wit no waist.
Doc Schweinstrudel | July 4, 2010 at 5:17 pm
fuck you arsehole
Fati87 | July 3, 2010 at 4:02 am
it’s unanimous, fish, we haaaaate youuuu!
martillo | July 3, 2010 at 5:45 am
tengo un poco de errecion cuando veo este. Necesito rubar.
huh? | July 3, 2010 at 9:26 am
Why is it now mandatory for sluts and black athletes to have tatoos?
isthisit | July 4, 2010 at 1:23 pm
I see you didn’t get that memo. Me neither! Agreed tho.
Distiller | July 3, 2010 at 2:04 pm
Hallelujah!! Happy 4th of July, Ms Shannon!
flesh | July 3, 2010 at 2:33 pm
boy butt, high hips, fryin pan face, yada/yada/yada…….
flesh | July 3, 2010 at 2:36 pm
and
white(no tan) ankles and feet, WTF…
dude | July 3, 2010 at 7:37 pm
2 things in the main pic make me glad I’m American…
1) the flag
2) that disgusting, drooping, out of shape british ass that I can smell from here.
pussylover | July 4, 2010 at 1:22 am
Still looks hot enough to fuck regardless
Tim Pilgram | July 4, 2010 at 2:18 am
… 87 girls wearing NOTHING but flags..
beats the heck outta this!
Rhialto | July 4, 2010 at 4:33 am
That looks like a very tasty hot dog topped with sauerkraut!
Gando | July 4, 2010 at 4:48 am
I would like to order three of these.Although i’m not that fond of sausages.
Galtacticus | July 5, 2010 at 2:37 pm
I’d understand that this girl works on your appetite!
Darth | July 4, 2010 at 7:43 am
Well,well,what an excellent tan!
The Lady Ga Ga | July 4, 2010 at 11:00 am
I’d hit it.
Happy July 4th monsters!
isthisit | July 4, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Since Buzzkill bought you out, your style and ravings have gone downhill. Sorry, but it has to be said.
Jay Jeffries | July 4, 2010 at 8:22 pm
Who’s the stripping attention slut/hooker?
Nick | July 5, 2010 at 2:25 am
Uhmmmm, South Africa is NOT one of those countries (sorry to dissappoint) but PLEASE tell me you are coming here! I’d loe to have the writer of my favourite blog in my country. Hope you all enjoyed your 4th July parties!!
Cheers,
Man from South Africa
PS. South Africa rocks. If you haven’t been here, get here soon! Even Paris Hilton was nearly kicked out or being lame, so you gotta love us, rght? :)
Boogeyman King Dong | July 5, 2010 at 9:05 am
That’s a banging booty folks!
bitingontinfoil | July 5, 2010 at 9:12 pm
No waist, big hips, square butt., fake hair, fake tan, fake lashes, kinda fug…*meh*
Some Girl | July 6, 2010 at 10:12 am
Did not enjoy this at the top all weekend. The girl is gross, nothing special.
Hunk | July 6, 2010 at 10:15 am
Although I’m not a fan of the bleached white hair this chick is HOT.
You losers pretending you don’t like what you see are so pathetic. At least she’s prettier than crap-bag Miranda Kerr and her cabbage head.
bitingontinfoil | July 6, 2010 at 12:04 pm
We’re not *pretending* tonot like what we see…we *don’t* like what we see – get over it. Can’t get excited over a chick with an overly made up fug face and the body of a tranny with a bad tuck. I, for one, prefer actual curves, a natural looking face…oh yeah, and a bit of class and self-respect.
Hunk | July 7, 2010 at 4:40 am
Well, I’m not sure that those chicks with *a bit of class and self-respect* would prefer you, though.
BTW if you don’t like girls like this, why did you open the thread to check out the pics??? So obvious….. get over it. Adios.
Kaz | July 7, 2010 at 4:03 am
I want dance with u ,and hold ur breast and **** yeah
Slig | July 7, 2010 at 4:49 am
She want me ******