Happy 4th, Everybody!

July 2nd, 2010 // 83 Comments

Alright, folks, I’m cutting out for the weekend and won’t be back until Tuesday, so please enjoy this magical slice of patriotism in my stead.

In the meantime, don’t forget to enter The Superficial Banner Girl Contest or comment on how retarded I am for not noticing this Katy Perry pic was missing a tattoo on her wrist. (Short answer: I have a penis.)

Can I change that to “Long answer?” Or, no, wait: “Herculean.”

Drink responsibly,

- The Superficial

P.S. South Africa’s one of those countries that cuts off your hand for minor offenses, right? Say yes.

Photos: Pacific Coast News


  1. testertest
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    I’d like to spank that


    Eww who is this? Gross. No cock?

  3. me
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  4. Thick, bleached & lightly tattooed……..hope you like it.
    Happy birthday America.

    • Randal 1000

      I FOR ONE DO NOT LIKE. Of course I am a girl who thinks her body is better. At least she is side profiling.

  5. Randal 1000

    Drink responsibly? I am at work with two hours left already drunk off my ass. I wish you would have told me earlier.

  6. Linda

    Who is this?

  7. Mel Gibson

    Sorry “slash Americans”. White Blondes got your ethnic butt whipped.

  8. Cardinal Fang

    My rockets a red glare.

  9. So

    Bitch needs to do some side bends.

  10. Miles Long
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    Those buns need some mustard!

  11. chelsea
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    honey, they’re still fake…

  12. tubface
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    decent, very decent

  13. gigi

    yikes…. bad hip-waist ratio…. but you morons will miss that because this heffer is a blonde…. duh

  14. Aunt Jemima

    Why is this whorish woman holding the American Flag upside down in a sign of distress. Throw her ass over the border and secure it so her and everyone else cant come back across!

  15. JR's bullet

    I hate platinum blond hair unless the eyebrows and lashes match.

  16. speedmonkey.net

    nothing says patriotic like a shoving the stars and stripes up your ass. Well done Karissa, well done.

  17. Mmmm. Red, white, and cottage cheese.

  18. Jill

    absolutely WHORE-RIFIC.

  19. sobrietyisacrutch

    I wish the Fish a long weekend of “interviewing” Banner gals!
    That IS the fantasy, right?

  20. barroom hero

    who is this slag?

  21. FAIL

    This just seems wrong to me on so many levels. She isn’t even American.

  22. Ohhh, don’t act like you don’t like it. LIARS!

  23. stevebeagle

    she ‘ll do just fine ! God Bless

  24. Chris

    My flags definitely not at half mast anymore!

  25. Jack Mehoff

    I want to poke her in the rear.

  26. G.Washington

    This beezy doesn’t even hold the flag right side up?

  27. skoulikimou
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  28. captain america

    …………..this will help for sure, folks!!

  29. fugoverdose

    why is this russian mail-order ho’ wavin’ the flag ….
    don’t like wimmens wit no waist.

  30. Jason
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    She uploaded a few pics to Twitter. Scroll down for the hot ones http://bit.ly/aQOejy

  31. Fati87

    it’s unanimous, fish, we haaaaate youuuu!

  32. uncle sam
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    that ass and a bottle of propofol are all the fireworks i need.

  33. Jimmie
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    She looks SO excited.

  34. martillo

    tengo un poco de errecion cuando veo este. Necesito rubar.

  35. huh?

    Why is it now mandatory for sluts and black athletes to have tatoos?

  36. retarded jacobballs
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    “honey (you’re/you are*) a fag”
    learn how to spell first.

  37. Bernard
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    she’s perfect
    reminds me of a chick i dated in college—
    once we stayed in bed for 5 days humping
    until we simultaneously contracted infections “down there”

  38. plastic
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    I didnt recognize her at first. What the hell did she do to her face? She used to be naturally pretty. Now she looks like a typically generic whore. I wonder if her twin got plastic surgery too?

  39. Distiller

    Hallelujah!! Happy 4th of July, Ms Shannon!

  40. flesh

    boy butt, high hips, fryin pan face, yada/yada/yada…….

  41. flesh

    white(no tan) ankles and feet, WTF…

  42. Momar
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    I’d let it shit right on my chest just to see it work…

  43. 2 things in the main pic make me glad I’m American…
    1) the flag
    2) that disgusting, drooping, out of shape british ass that I can smell from here.

  44. pussylover

    Still looks hot enough to fuck regardless

  45. Tim Pilgram

    … 87 girls wearing NOTHING but flags..

    beats the heck outta this!

  46. Rhialto

    That looks like a very tasty hot dog topped with sauerkraut!

  47. Darth

    Well,well,what an excellent tan!

  48. The Lady Ga Ga

    I’d hit it.
    Happy July 4th monsters!

  49. isthisit

    Since Buzzkill bought you out, your style and ravings have gone downhill. Sorry, but it has to be said.

  50. Obvious
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    Happy 4th to the Superficial. Thanks for all the great posts

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