Alright, folks, I’m cutting out for the weekend and won’t be back until Tuesday, so please enjoy this magical slice of patriotism in my stead.
In the meantime, don’t forget to enter The Superficial Banner Girl Contest or comment on how retarded I am for not noticing this Katy Perry pic was missing a tattoo on her wrist. (Short answer: I have a penis.)
Can I change that to “Long answer?” Or, no, wait: “Herculean.”
Drink responsibly,
- The Superficial
P.S. South Africa’s one of those countries that cuts off your hand for minor offenses, right? Say yes.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
I’d like to spank that
Eww who is this? Gross. No cock?
seconddd
Thick, bleached & lightly tattooed……..hope you like it.
Happy birthday America.
I FOR ONE DO NOT LIKE. Of course I am a girl who thinks her body is better. At least she is side profiling.
Drink responsibly? I am at work with two hours left already drunk off my ass. I wish you would have told me earlier.
Who is this?
Some fugly don’t worry she will get old and even uglier real soon.
Sorry “slash Americans”. White Blondes got your ethnic butt whipped.
Take off your beer goggles Mel. That purty blonde hair came out of a smelly bottle.
My rockets a red glare.
My bombs a burstin’ in da air!
Bitch needs to do some side bends.
Those buns need some mustard!
honey, they’re still fake…
honey your a fag
decent, very decent
yikes…. bad hip-waist ratio…. but you morons will miss that because this heffer is a blonde…. duh
Why is this whorish woman holding the American Flag upside down in a sign of distress. Throw her ass over the border and secure it so her and everyone else cant come back across!
Aunt J~ Yes. LOLOLOL
Gotta agree with this stupid b*tch holding the flag upside down.
And Playboy wonders why they don’t have the clout it used to. Chick looks used.
Hell yeah! Let’s deport her ass back to the United States!
That’s her subtle hint that she’s surrendering her ass!
Plunder that booty!
I hate platinum blond hair unless the eyebrows and lashes match.
nothing says patriotic like a shoving the stars and stripes up your ass. Well done Karissa, well done.
Mmmm. Red, white, and cottage cheese.
absolutely WHORE-RIFIC.
I wish the Fish a long weekend of “interviewing” Banner gals!
That IS the fantasy, right?
who is this slag?
haha slag
This just seems wrong to me on so many levels. She isn’t even American.
Ohhh, don’t act like you don’t like it. LIARS!
she ‘ll do just fine ! God Bless
My flags definitely not at half mast anymore!
I want to poke her in the rear.
This beezy doesn’t even hold the flag right side up?
sweet
…………..this will help for sure, folks!!
why is this russian mail-order ho’ wavin’ the flag ….
don’t like wimmens wit no waist.
fuck you arsehole
She uploaded a few pics to Twitter. Scroll down for the hot ones http://bit.ly/aQOejy
it’s unanimous, fish, we haaaaate youuuu!
that ass and a bottle of propofol are all the fireworks i need.
She looks SO excited.
tengo un poco de errecion cuando veo este. Necesito rubar.
Why is it now mandatory for sluts and black athletes to have tatoos?
I see you didn’t get that memo. Me neither! Agreed tho.
“honey (you’re/you are*) a fag”
learn how to spell first.
she’s perfect
reminds me of a chick i dated in college—
once we stayed in bed for 5 days humping
until we simultaneously contracted infections “down there”
I didnt recognize her at first. What the hell did she do to her face? She used to be naturally pretty. Now she looks like a typically generic whore. I wonder if her twin got plastic surgery too?
Hallelujah!! Happy 4th of July, Ms Shannon!
boy butt, high hips, fryin pan face, yada/yada/yada…….
and
white(no tan) ankles and feet, WTF…
I’d let it shit right on my chest just to see it work…
2 things in the main pic make me glad I’m American…
1) the flag
2) that disgusting, drooping, out of shape british ass that I can smell from here.
Still looks hot enough to fuck regardless
… 87 girls wearing NOTHING but flags..
beats the heck outta this!
That looks like a very tasty hot dog topped with sauerkraut!
I would like to order three of these.Although i’m not that fond of sausages.
I’d understand that this girl works on your appetite!
Well,well,what an excellent tan!
I’d hit it.
Happy July 4th monsters!
Since Buzzkill bought you out, your style and ravings have gone downhill. Sorry, but it has to be said.
Happy 4th to the Superficial. Thanks for all the great posts