The Most Random Sh*t You’ll Read All Day

August 16th, 2011 // 39 Comments

Hanson created Amy Winehouse. No, really. Via Starpulse:

Hanson star Isaac Hanson has been left floored after learning his family trio was the band that sparked Amy Winehouse’s interest in music.
Winehouse was a big fan of the “MMMBop” hitmakers as a teenager in north London – a fact Hanson didn’t know until recently.
And the information hit him hard after the young Brit died last month.
He tells WENN, “It is really, really tragic when you see someone like Amy Winehouse. You go, ‘She had a really great voice. She’s got a talent that is unique and powerful…’ She had this soulful passion and intensity.
“It is tragic to see people not be able to fully deal with that inner turmoil, which unfortunately, most artists, including myself, have. You have this tortured element within you and you’re throwing yourself out there emotionally.”
… “I didn’t know that she was a fan.”

So basically Hanson – Or Jonas Brothers: Zero if you want to get technical. – caused Amy Winehouse to enter the music business which ultimately provided her with enough fame and money to go on an almost decade long bender resulting in her death at 27. Welp, there’s your murder weapon. Want me to pick them up or you just want to send the paddy wagon? (I’m assuming cops still say paddy wagon because that’s what Dick Tracy would say. He also likes chili, but I don’t, so we’ll let that one go.)

Photo: Splash News, WENN

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  1. Reddi

    Me too, I also love Hanson!, but I thought they should’ve been called Handsome!

  2. Richard McBeef

    Are these pre- or post- mortem photographs?

  3. DOucHe BaGELs

    It’s like a reflex. She sees a camera pointed at her and she makes her “I’m taking a dump face”

  4. Lexi

    If Elvis and Oscar the Grouch had a love child…

  5. Fuck em, there can be only one Hanson brothers!
    http://www.hansonbrothers.net

  6. I fucked the girl in Hanson

  7. mel

    ah amy…she did love farting didn’t she? and lord knows that her gas could’ve gagged a pig farmer.

  8. JC

    So what deep, interpersonal struggle inspired Hanson to write “MMMBop”? I’m assuming it’s about a speech impediment?

  9. Amy Winehouse Hanson
    Zilly
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she’s trying to take a shit.

  10. The Brown Streak

    When are you going to show some Hansons in bikinis? You know you want to see ‘em…

  11. Chelsea

    You people are weird, you know that Hanson are a guy band…you people just want to be funny, well, news flash…YOUR NOT! So get over your selves, and go pick on someone else. This also goes to the people who wrote this article. GO HANSON!!!!

    • RAA

      It’s kind of sad to see you waste your time surfing the web in order to find any writen piece that “trashes” the HAS BEEN “boy” band Hanson. If you don’t like to read bad notes about them you should stop looking.

      • TomFrank

        The sad thing is that she’s been carrying this torch for the Hansons for the last 15 years.

      • amanda

        i did no searching for this online, i just happened upon it and i’m a hanson fan. i dont feel like i have to defend my love for them though, because i know that they’re an amazing and talented band. if you’re unfamiliar with what they’ve been doing for the past 14 years, then it’s your loss. i couldnt care less if you insult them quite frankly; believe it or not, whatever you say, i’m still going to buy their albums.

    • Artofwar

      ….Dear Chelsea, your existence brings a certain romantic quality to death by stoning….Artofwar

  12. I always knew those Children of the Corn looking bastards were going to be responsible for deaths…I just expected more than one.

  13. Mike

    Is it still too late to bang her? Nice ‘n juicy I bet!

    • Schmidtler

      she’s probably a much better lay now – you won’t lose your boner listening to that old nasaley, naggy, whiney jew broad voice.

  14. Kisses4Katie

    Perfect timing, considering Hanson has some shows this summer.

  15. welldoneson

    Seriously, if I looked like this I’d be suicidal too.

  16. Superfickle

    A simple case of lyric confusion… Amy thought Hanson were singing “MMM Bump”, which clearly inspired the events that led to the performance documented so classically above.

  17. Why is her ass shaped like that? What is with the hump?

  18. forrest gump

    believe it or not: EVEN HER PERSON IS WINNING TODAY.

  19. amanda

    I wouldn’t be surprised if other musicians were inspired by Hanson. Members of Paramore have openly said Hanson inspired them to learn to play guitar and drums, as well as members of the band There for Tomorrow. Darren Criss from glee and his brother from the Freelance Whales are huge Hanson fans too.

    • R-Driver III

      I think that’s more than enough evidence that Hanson are necromancers bringing dead, lifeless corpses into animation with a cacophony of talentless screeching. The only problem now is figuring out how they got their OWN body-rot moving…

  20. Melissa

    The person that wrote this article is incredibly ignorant.

  21. almanzo

    Dear People Who Bash Hanson:
    It’s not 1997 anymore.

  22. I am sorry but this is the most retarded thing I have ever heard !! How could you put this on someone or on a group of three? I bet if you ask Amy Whinehouse she would probably tell you how much Hanson still meant to her and she would probably thank them for giving her the drive to do something amazing with her life !! why can’t we remember Amy for what she did musically and remember her for the good things then jump to blaming a group of three talented artiest. Their is no prof for this claim and we can honestly say that she was probably doing this shit before she became famous. I completely stand behind Hanson and this is very unnecessary !!!

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