Alright, we get it. You have a vagina. Christ…
Miley Cyrus brought her camel-toe to the MTV EMAs in Madrid Saturday night where she proceeded to gyrate it all over the stage like her parents agreed she would in that contract they signed in blood beneath Cinderella’s castle. Keep in mind we’re still 15 days shy of Miley’s 18th birthday, so God knows what’s going to happen then, but let’s assume it involves Walt Disney’s reanimated corpse violently reacting to a missing hymen. “Walt believe in sanctity of marriage. Walt feel Jewed here. — What you mean Walt can’t say that no more? Walt no understand.”
EDIT: Also, this happened.
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Wait… wait… huh!? How the hell did this happen? She and Taylor Momsen really are battling for the Jailbait Award.
I used to hate Miley. But ever since she became a filthy cum-guzzling whore, I really, really like her!
hey everybody look at the microphone. she’s losing hair !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh lord stop with it Mileyy!!!! you used to be my kids idols…but now your too sluty
Gozer?
aaaaahhhh!
where did the tattoo come from?
sooo hair conveniently styled to cover your boobs qualifies as a top now.
Funny that “one hit wonder” daddy let’s his little girl out like that.. course you always want your kids to do better than you did. Sad that Britney,, oops, i mean, Miley, is going the same way as the other kids brought up in music. sell the sex, sell the pics, rehab soon.. wonder if they’re waiting for the Playboy or Hustler deal??? Either way.. i guess i’d still bite…
there’s a joke in here somewhere…..
finger licking good