Hannah Montana’s Doing It Again

November 8th, 2010 // 79 Comments

Alright, we get it. You have a vagina. Christ…

Miley Cyrus brought her camel-toe to the MTV EMAs in Madrid Saturday night where she proceeded to gyrate it all over the stage like her parents agreed she would in that contract they signed in blood beneath Cinderella’s castle. Keep in mind we’re still 15 days shy of Miley’s 18th birthday, so God knows what’s going to happen then, but let’s assume it involves Walt Disney’s reanimated corpse violently reacting to a missing hymen. “Walt believe in sanctity of marriage. Walt feel Jewed here. — What you mean Walt can’t say that no more? Walt no understand.”

EDIT: Also, this happened.

Photos: Getty, Splash News, WENN, WireImage

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  1. miley of notre fame

    total shit. hunchback bitch

    • Cock Dr

      Good grief. Do those tights have sweat stained ring around the crotch in picture #3?
      Daddy Cyrus don’t send your girl out in front of the cameras garbed in nasty stage costumes.

    • Randal

      By far the best stage show last night. Miley clearly brought a bottle of energy to Madrid which she not only sprinkled on herself but also the rabid fans heard screaming her name from the packed house that came to see her perform. She’ll ride that camel right to the top!

      Randal

  2. adrienne

    the face of a fetal alcohol syndrome child + the cankles of Dom DeLuise + the sex appeal of seeing my grandmother naked = Disney superstar

  3. chopbuster

    I don’t know what Miley’s songs sound like, but whenever I see a picture of her I hear high-pitched buzzing and the curdled screaming of flayed souls in hell. Is that a reasonably accurate estimation of her abilities?

  4. Ryan

    She is so sexy!

  5. Rick's Daddy

    White Trash

  6. Huh?

    There is no camel-toe and there was very little gyrating. You exaggerate….lots.

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    Epic pic.

  8. kulit

    Sadly her mother is prettier than her. And that’s saying a lot.

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    Eric
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    Meh. I could do her in the back of a windowless van…

  10. Ash Bones

    gawk dance

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    Ash Bones
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    that’s where i want to put it alright..

  12. Just Cause

    Miley, you’ve got to save something to show for when you become a has been. Don’t give it up so soon!

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    Miley
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    Pleasure me Mandingo……

  14. Vandal

    Inbred hillbilly. And she looks it.

  15. Peter Brady

    At least Britney, at that age, danced on the stage, instead of prancing around like a total idiot. While, granted, Britney is a slut, at least she attempted to display some talent.

    WTF is miley even doing?

  16. wim

    …………using the microphone as a dildo again?

  17. Oh snap

    She can’t dance. What is with the robotic type movement? It reminds me of Lady Gaga. Who also can’t really dance.

  18. Mama Pinkus

    is it me or is this gal not even remotely sexy?

    • John

      Just you and a few liars. Mind you she has a “best used before date” stamped somewhere.

      • bob

        I agree with Mama Pinkus,I don’t find her sexy, she doesn’t move well. I thought she looked alright in the pics but in the video she lacks sex appeal. She does have great legs though.

  19. Mike Walker

    Want to touch the hiney….

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    cyber
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    Why does her outfit have a crotch access hooks? Whoever designed it is a pervert.

  21. Pangulin

    I think in this case, it is the klunky-assed shoes she is wearing that make her look like a spastic robot when dancing. She actually danced better than this on a Hanna Montana episode one of my kids was watching. Here she just looks silly, maybe she is a recent graduate of the Taylor Swift School of Dance since she and TayTay are friends. The saddest part of this whole thing is the fact that this is what passes for talent,today.

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    Dr. Horatio Sanchez
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    Derpface.

  23. love how she points out where her vaginer is–cu in 15 days

  24. John

    No auto tune in the world can help her and I cannot even tell when or if she is singing anything the lip sinking is so bad. When does grabass lifting constitute dancing. She looks like she is “toppling” over and people just keep lifting her back up.

    Not a fan of hers but hell I would still poke a whole thru that back of her head given the chance. I may take an eye out first because of the odd arrangement of her face.

    • cc

      She’s one of the few ‘serious’ performers out there that is actually comical…singing? nope! dancing? nope! sexy? nope!

      Who the f PAYS to see this talentless little shmuck perform.

      • John

        I have no reason to dislike her as her crappy show is off of my TV now so can only offer encouragement for this kind of stuff but man people used to at least try a few years ago. In one or two years she will be doing a crappy tv movie or something or she will disappear as her fanbase grows up, plus she is “Southern” like and needs to haver herself a couple of one eyed babies and maybe a drinkin problem.

  25. Herman Bumfudle

    this battle between miley and taylor has gotten seriously delicious!

  26. Power Stranger

    The celebrity gossip industry really is so incredibly reactionary sometimes. She’s almost 18. Who gives a fuck.

    America’s madonna/whore complex seems to get worse every year.

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    music fan
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    Ehhh! Whatever. I hope her 15 minutes expires soon.

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    Miley
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    Pleasure me Mandingo………………….

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    GravyLeg
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    Was what she is wearing supposed to be sexy? EPIC FAIL.
    I don’t care if that thing DOES smell like a new YoYo….
    The presentation is crap….

  30. Miley Cyrus at the MTV EMAs
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    Dear Miley,
    We understand you are now going to be 18 years of age. We understand you wish to push the elvelope and develop new fans. Keeping in mind your current fan base is made up of two groups. Group 1 the 8 to 15 year old girls which make up the bulk of your fan base. And group 2 mothers age 30 to 40. We suggest ditching these two grous and start developing a much broader fan base made up of 40 to 65 year old men who like young unused girls and the 18 to 25 year old young men who use material like yours to masturbate to. I suggest you talk to your mother for suggestions and support. She seems to have a good feel for these kind of things.

    Yours truly
    your fan development department

  31. Edward

    Thanks for adding the side-boob photo. That is actually the best one in the set!

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    Erica
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    dunno…on at least one of the pics it’s discharge city…

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    Isis
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    Five finger discount anyone?

  34. doug

    man if she doesn’t stop flashing that thing all over town well be hearing about miley’s virus next

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    jojo
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    lady gaga set the tone on the clam stretchy pants thing. but she did it by necessity to try to prove she isn’t a guy (jury still deliberating). miley’s doing it to copycat lady gaga without realizing that nobody has ever speculated about whether or not she has a vagina. we know already. and yes, we also know you’re still on the rebel-against-disney-when-you-become-a-teenager conveyor belt.

  36. John

    Fucktard

  37. Miley Cyrus MTV EMAs Side Boob
    sallysallysally
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    Remember when those pictures of her bare back were a huge deal?

  38. Some performers sing from the heart. Miley sings from a different, yet very special place, as she clearly points out in this picture.

  39. Barney Frank

    Pedophile alert. Explains much.

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    Bigo
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    Sideboob!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  41. sobrietyisacrutch

    She is clearly working on impressing Bret “My OTHER Daddy” Michaels.

  42. She should get that thing looked at by a doctor if Brett Micheal was near by.

  43. fug

    She is odd shaped with no neck and a huge head and legs that are too long…….she’s fucking ugly

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    castallare
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    Wait… I’m… How is she topless at..? What? Why do I care so damned much?! WHATAMIBECOMING?! DAAAAMN YOOOU, DISNEY!!!

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    funny
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    lol her hair is all over the mic

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    Ben 10
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    y sister want to dress like her now i think u needs to pick her outfits better little girls copy her

  47. Willy Wonka

    Is she wearing Granny panties???

  48. RasputinsLiver

    *

    ‘Eh….whatever.

    This shit’d only be exciting, “hot” and “sexy” if you’re a pimply faced, arrested developed brain-dead, adults-in-training undergrads down through the ranks of the teenyboppers, and baby-fatted, snot-nosed tweenies and their little brothers and sisters.

    No discerning adult with any sense of taste regarding music and genuine talent would be interested in this Hillbilly Hunchback or her feeble attemtps to seem edgy, hot and adult (all of which she’s a FAIL at).

    Oh well, that’s why I have an iPod and haven’t listened to any radio outside of NPR or the local university alt station. Fuck corporate manufactured garbage like this bitch’s stuff, that lame-assed, goofy-haired gizmo, The Dwieber, etc, etc.

    *

    • Poopybutt

      Right? Fuck the radio. Why do I know this bitche’s name/face to begin with? Who gives a fuck, she’s nothing.

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    Prettypantz
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    Looks like she’s picking a wedgie. With grim concentration.

  50. bb

    I was in Spain 3 months ago. I noticed that the girls there don’t dress slutty, even on a super hot day. They actually try to dress classy. I wonder what they think of Momsen and Cyrus who recently have been trying to outslut each other.

    • Willy Wonka

      Damn. I’ll be in Spain in a couple months. I was hoping the girls there were super slutty….oh well, maybe after enough drinks they will be.

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