Hannah Montana’s Doing It Again
Alright, we get it. You have a vagina. Christ…
Miley Cyrus brought her camel-toe to the MTV EMAs in Madrid Saturday night where she proceeded to gyrate it all over the stage like her parents agreed she would in that contract they signed in blood beneath Cinderella’s castle. Keep in mind we’re still 15 days shy of Miley’s 18th birthday, so God knows what’s going to happen then, but let’s assume it involves Walt Disney’s reanimated corpse violently reacting to a missing hymen. “Walt believe in sanctity of marriage. Walt feel Jewed here. — What you mean Walt can’t say that no more? Walt no understand.”
EDIT: Also, this happened.