Alright, we get it. You have a vagina. Christ…
Miley Cyrus brought her camel-toe to the MTV EMAs in Madrid Saturday night where she proceeded to gyrate it all over the stage like her parents agreed she would in that contract they signed in blood beneath Cinderella’s castle. Keep in mind we’re still 15 days shy of Miley’s 18th birthday, so God knows what’s going to happen then, but let’s assume it involves Walt Disney’s reanimated corpse violently reacting to a missing hymen. “Walt believe in sanctity of marriage. Walt feel Jewed here. — What you mean Walt can’t say that no more? Walt no understand.”
EDIT: Also, this happened.
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total shit. hunchback bitch
Good grief. Do those tights have sweat stained ring around the crotch in picture #3?
Daddy Cyrus don’t send your girl out in front of the cameras garbed in nasty stage costumes.
By far the best stage show last night. Miley clearly brought a bottle of energy to Madrid which she not only sprinkled on herself but also the rabid fans heard screaming her name from the packed house that came to see her perform. She’ll ride that camel right to the top!
Randal
@Cock Dr – I think its a ripple in her tights caused by slight pussy chubb
@ Bob…. that is exactly what it is
the face of a fetal alcohol syndrome child + the cankles of Dom DeLuise + the sex appeal of seeing my grandmother naked = Disney superstar
Spot on, Ms. Adrienne. And a great allusion to Dom Deluise.
I don’t know what Miley’s songs sound like, but whenever I see a picture of her I hear high-pitched buzzing and the curdled screaming of flayed souls in hell. Is that a reasonably accurate estimation of her abilities?
Very accurate.
She is so sexy!
White Trash
There is no camel-toe and there was very little gyrating. You exaggerate….lots.
Epic pic.
Sadly her mother is prettier than her. And that’s saying a lot.
Meh. I could do her in the back of a windowless van…
gawk dance
that’s where i want to put it alright..
Miley, you’ve got to save something to show for when you become a has been. Don’t give it up so soon!
disney girls are done by 21, no time to waste.
Pleasure me Mandingo……
hahahah good joke!!
Inbred hillbilly. And she looks it.
At least Britney, at that age, danced on the stage, instead of prancing around like a total idiot. While, granted, Britney is a slut, at least she attempted to display some talent.
WTF is miley even doing?
…………using the microphone as a dildo again?
She can’t dance. What is with the robotic type movement? It reminds me of Lady Gaga. Who also can’t really dance.
is it me or is this gal not even remotely sexy?
Just you and a few liars. Mind you she has a “best used before date” stamped somewhere.
I agree with Mama Pinkus,I don’t find her sexy, she doesn’t move well. I thought she looked alright in the pics but in the video she lacks sex appeal. She does have great legs though.
Want to touch the hiney….
Why does her outfit have a crotch access hooks? Whoever designed it is a pervert.
I think in this case, it is the klunky-assed shoes she is wearing that make her look like a spastic robot when dancing. She actually danced better than this on a Hanna Montana episode one of my kids was watching. Here she just looks silly, maybe she is a recent graduate of the Taylor Swift School of Dance since she and TayTay are friends. The saddest part of this whole thing is the fact that this is what passes for talent,today.
Derpface.
love how she points out where her vaginer is–cu in 15 days
“Watch out for Paris, y’all! This is where she hides her coke.”
No auto tune in the world can help her and I cannot even tell when or if she is singing anything the lip sinking is so bad. When does grabass lifting constitute dancing. She looks like she is “toppling” over and people just keep lifting her back up.
Not a fan of hers but hell I would still poke a whole thru that back of her head given the chance. I may take an eye out first because of the odd arrangement of her face.
She’s one of the few ‘serious’ performers out there that is actually comical…singing? nope! dancing? nope! sexy? nope!
Who the f PAYS to see this talentless little shmuck perform.
I have no reason to dislike her as her crappy show is off of my TV now so can only offer encouragement for this kind of stuff but man people used to at least try a few years ago. In one or two years she will be doing a crappy tv movie or something or she will disappear as her fanbase grows up, plus she is “Southern” like and needs to haver herself a couple of one eyed babies and maybe a drinkin problem.
this battle between miley and taylor has gotten seriously delicious!
It’s an epic battle for queen pussyflash trainwreck. Brit and linds have vacated their titles. Paris is older and weaker. And with momsen 9 mths from nudiy i see miley unifying the belts. All she needs is an onstage french kiss from brit to symbolically pass the virus
Dude, as much as I hate your fucking guts I gotta hand it to you, that was epic!
No go kill yourself somehow and suffer.
lol get rite on it
The celebrity gossip industry really is so incredibly reactionary sometimes. She’s almost 18. Who gives a fuck.
America’s madonna/whore complex seems to get worse every year.
Ehhh! Whatever. I hope her 15 minutes expires soon.
Pleasure me Mandingo………………….
Was what she is wearing supposed to be sexy? EPIC FAIL.
I don’t care if that thing DOES smell like a new YoYo….
The presentation is crap….
Dear Miley,
We understand you are now going to be 18 years of age. We understand you wish to push the elvelope and develop new fans. Keeping in mind your current fan base is made up of two groups. Group 1 the 8 to 15 year old girls which make up the bulk of your fan base. And group 2 mothers age 30 to 40. We suggest ditching these two grous and start developing a much broader fan base made up of 40 to 65 year old men who like young unused girls and the 18 to 25 year old young men who use material like yours to masturbate to. I suggest you talk to your mother for suggestions and support. She seems to have a good feel for these kind of things.
Yours truly
your fan development department
Thanks for adding the side-boob photo. That is actually the best one in the set!
dunno…on at least one of the pics it’s discharge city…
Five finger discount anyone?
man if she doesn’t stop flashing that thing all over town well be hearing about miley’s virus next
lady gaga set the tone on the clam stretchy pants thing. but she did it by necessity to try to prove she isn’t a guy (jury still deliberating). miley’s doing it to copycat lady gaga without realizing that nobody has ever speculated about whether or not she has a vagina. we know already. and yes, we also know you’re still on the rebel-against-disney-when-you-become-a-teenager conveyor belt.
Fucktard
Remember when those pictures of her bare back were a huge deal?
Some performers sing from the heart. Miley sings from a different, yet very special place, as she clearly points out in this picture.
Pedophile alert. Explains much.
Sideboob!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She is clearly working on impressing Bret “My OTHER Daddy” Michaels.
She should get that thing looked at by a doctor if Brett Micheal was near by.
She is odd shaped with no neck and a huge head and legs that are too long…….she’s fucking ugly
Wait… I’m… How is she topless at..? What? Why do I care so damned much?! WHATAMIBECOMING?! DAAAAMN YOOOU, DISNEY!!!
lol her hair is all over the mic
y sister want to dress like her now i think u needs to pick her outfits better little girls copy her
Is she wearing Granny panties???
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‘Eh….whatever.
This shit’d only be exciting, “hot” and “sexy” if you’re a pimply faced, arrested developed brain-dead, adults-in-training undergrads down through the ranks of the teenyboppers, and baby-fatted, snot-nosed tweenies and their little brothers and sisters.
No discerning adult with any sense of taste regarding music and genuine talent would be interested in this Hillbilly Hunchback or her feeble attemtps to seem edgy, hot and adult (all of which she’s a FAIL at).
Oh well, that’s why I have an iPod and haven’t listened to any radio outside of NPR or the local university alt station. Fuck corporate manufactured garbage like this bitch’s stuff, that lame-assed, goofy-haired gizmo, The Dwieber, etc, etc.
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Right? Fuck the radio. Why do I know this bitche’s name/face to begin with? Who gives a fuck, she’s nothing.
Looks like she’s picking a wedgie. With grim concentration.
I was in Spain 3 months ago. I noticed that the girls there don’t dress slutty, even on a super hot day. They actually try to dress classy. I wonder what they think of Momsen and Cyrus who recently have been trying to outslut each other.
Damn. I’ll be in Spain in a couple months. I was hoping the girls there were super slutty….oh well, maybe after enough drinks they will be.