Hang on, Balloon Boy! Miranda Kerr’s coming!

You’re a little late, Miranda. so I’m going to have to stare at your ass now. Balloon Boy would’ve wanted it that way may he rest in peace – at the neighbor’s house playing Xbox. You can come out now, dude. We’ve all watched your YouTube video and it’s pretty obvious your dad’s not going to ground you. In fact, he says you can have your gun back. No foolin’.

UPDATE: And the little scamp was in a box in the attic. Ha, kids. Always causing national dramas.

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