Haloti Ngata Broke Roethlisberger’s Face

One of my readers who loves taking pictures of his/her television – And who doesn’t, really? – sent in this shot of Ben Roethlisberger after having his nose rearranged by Haloti Ngata of the Baltimore Ravens during yesterday’s game. Granted, the blow itself wasn’t as epic as Richard Seymour’s sucker punch from two weeks ago, I’m pretty sure if my nose looked like that, I’d shit my pants until it stopped trying to rub my cheek. Which, coincidentally, is yet another example of why I’d suck at rape. Ladies?

EDIT: Wait. Where’d these pictures from Saturday’s Lingerie Football Game come from? It’s almost as if they forced their way into this post against its will. It really shouldn’t have been dressed like this.

Photos: Splash News