Halle Berry is Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive, 2008. Check out her pictorial by photographer Cliff Watts which sort of makes me regret pummeling print journalism with an iron fist. Well, that, and it’s not like I can take my laptop in the can. Or maybe…
UPDATE: Two laptops and a case of pink eye later, I can safely conclude magazines still serve a vital function in society. You may now call me “Savior,” field of journalism.
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Chris | October 7, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Very nice
Chris | October 7, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Very nice
Chris | October 7, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Very nice
LawnGnome | October 7, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Still looks good. The best I’ve seen her look in a while.
mamadough | October 7, 2008 at 5:51 pm
for being the sexiest woman alive, this year, she sure as hell can’t keep a man, least of all keep him satisfied. i beat she’s a real dead fish in the bedroom.
Skinng | October 7, 2008 at 5:56 pm
boring
Buddy Love | October 7, 2008 at 5:59 pm
This shoot isn’t even sexy. No cleavage, no nudity. Fucking SLUT WHORE
dave | October 7, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Could they be any fuzzier?
Max Planck | October 7, 2008 at 6:04 pm
OK, but sexiest woman alive?? I think these guys need to get out more.
meh | October 7, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Meh!
Spurious | October 7, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Weird armpits.
Sport | October 7, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Nice ride.
Clarkehead | October 7, 2008 at 6:15 pm
And this is post-pregancy? Good lord, the human body is awesome. I love her.
packinwood | October 7, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Sexiest woman alive? NOT!!!
Clarkehead | October 7, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Hot, and you’d all hit it. Don’t kid yourselves.
mer | October 7, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Everyone digs a black chick with the features of a white chick.
Except me.
OJ's Mom | October 7, 2008 at 6:21 pm
They have to keep her all covered up because her stomach and tits were destroyed after the baby. I cant imagine what kind of fucking train wreck is being hidden under that shirt. *shudder*
I wouldn’t fuck her with Katie Holmes dick.
jiggawhat? | October 7, 2008 at 6:46 pm
BWAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sexiest woman alive? Ridiculous. The list’s makers are probably queer. She’s an 8 at best. Now more like a 7. Every single douche-bag reading this shit knows, works with, fucks or lives nextdoor to someone sexier than Halle Berry.
Anonymous | October 7, 2008 at 6:50 pm
She’s good looking…..but the sexiest woman in the world BY FAR is Brooke Burke. No one else even comes close.
catwoman | October 7, 2008 at 6:56 pm
she still hasn’t gotten back her original figure. still looks good though.
lamar davidson | October 7, 2008 at 7:12 pm
= Exploding Penis.
jesus | October 7, 2008 at 7:20 pm
not bad for a half human, er, i mean half white
Marko | October 7, 2008 at 7:26 pm
WOW… Im hard as a rock!!!!!!!!
Brad | October 7, 2008 at 7:28 pm
#22 fuck off with your racist comments, your upset because your wife is fat, ugly and pasty . It doesn’t matter if your not into Hallie ( which is impossible if your really a man) she would never be into a prick loser like you, that’s why your haten.
Jimbo | October 7, 2008 at 7:29 pm
@5, She was not a dead fish in Monsters Ball. That a video I can watch over and over again!!
Gossipgrrl | October 7, 2008 at 7:29 pm
if sexiness was a state of mind, why does she have to be nekkid in this shoot?
Mary | October 7, 2008 at 7:32 pm
In what why are her features white?? she has brown skin, a wider nose and full lips?
Mary | October 7, 2008 at 7:34 pm
In what why are her features white?? she has brown skin, a wider nose and full lips?
ph7 | October 7, 2008 at 7:50 pm
I feel sorry for the poor ignorant racists posting here.
First, Halle Berry wins the well-deserved sexiest woman alive crown for 2008, And they are going to spend the next four years being lead by a black man more intelligent and talented than they are.
Oh, it’s always been hard to be a uneducated racist who blames others for life’s disappointments. But it now has just become cruel….
I'm Barack Obama and I approve... | October 7, 2008 at 7:52 pm
That’s one FINE-ASS Bitch!!
She’s half-spade like me, right?? If not, I’ll go white. Ain’t too proud…
Michelle be gettin’ kinda tired, Yo.
I'm Barack Obama and I approve... | October 7, 2008 at 8:06 pm
Heard a great joke today:
What do Barack Obama and Osama Bin Laden have in common??
Give Up??
Both have friends who tried to blow up the Pentagon!!
Hey-oh!!
Realist | October 7, 2008 at 8:07 pm
She’s hot! Anyone who says not is either gay, a enuch, or deluded. Sexiest woman alive? Don’t know. Maybe 5 years ago. Maybe before the kid. She’s dropped a little. But still one of the hottest women around!
Lisa | October 7, 2008 at 8:08 pm
# 27 Shes half white. She looks half white and half black.
Shes gorgeous but not ‘the sexiest woman alive’. Thats ridiculous.
Good God | October 7, 2008 at 8:26 pm
Halle berry… mmmmmm….
SOS | October 7, 2008 at 8:29 pm
WTF, sexiest woman alive… you know a lot of these rankings really kiss Halle Berry’s ass, like seriously. KISS her ass.
Strong | October 7, 2008 at 8:49 pm
she is really sexy. seems that she is very hot on **Fitness loving. Com*** that is a fitness singles and sports lovers dating club. she must go there to find someone. i also saw her hot pics and videos on that web. unless you watch it, you won’t know how…she is.
Robyn | October 7, 2008 at 10:05 pm
Those shirts look like someone stuck a sticker on her, or like that crap quality screen print that I could scratch off with my fingernail. I’m too distracted by the shitty shirts to even look at her body.
Joe Mahma | October 7, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Funny how they don’t show her stubby legs.
ummm...yeah | October 7, 2008 at 10:28 pm
All You motherfuckers need to shut the fuck up!!!
You would screw that fat ass hog Britney fucked up Spears but not Halle?
Something is seriously wrong with the motherfuckers on this site!!!!
What a bunch of ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T | October 7, 2008 at 10:51 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiXwZI_YqHY
T | October 7, 2008 at 10:51 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiXwZI_YqHY
jesus | October 7, 2008 at 11:21 pm
lucky for her she got a lot of white features. but she still has those skinny ghetto whore calves.
HorribleJudgment | October 7, 2008 at 11:42 pm
YAWWWN! This is the most boring photo shoot ever! Especially for a “most sexiest woman ever” photo shoot, or whatever the fuck it was. And they picked her as the sexiest woman ever? Give me a break. She’s attractive, sure. A lot of people think she is, and that’s why they picked her. They went with a safe fucking choice, because 9 times out of 10, these magazines always pick this woman for no reason. But let’s face facts, here. Halle Berry is not the sexiest woman. Maybe 6 to 10 years ago, but not today.
a | October 8, 2008 at 12:29 am
she’s black, as her what color she is and she won’t say half white. If you have any black in you, you are black bottom line. So to all you racist idiots how does it feel to have a black women as the sexiest women alive, and a a black about to be president all in the same year. Take that shit you fuckin idiots
a | October 8, 2008 at 12:39 am
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THAT_GIRL_JENN | October 8, 2008 at 12:58 am
SHE IS FAT AND YOU GUYS KNOW IT.
THANKS TO PHOTO SHOP (AND CROPPING OF HER BODY) SHE IS A WHITE MAN’S DREAM
GAIN 5 LBS AND ALL WHITE MEN WOULD HATE HER
TANESHA | October 8, 2008 at 2:46 am
YOU ALL BE RASISTS
Blah | October 8, 2008 at 6:18 am
She’s very pretty, yes. But sexiest woman alive??? I think not even close. Not now, not ever. She’s always had a great figure and a pretty face; but I would give her at most a 9, when she was in peak form. Probably more of an 8, really. She is over-rated. And didn’t she have a nose job anyways to thin it down? …So much for natural beauty. But she does look amazing for her age; she looks like she’s in her late 20′s, early 30′s; Nice genes.
jesus | October 8, 2008 at 6:26 am
berry and obama are both half white. there hasn’t been a true full blooded nigger who ever accomplished anything. except raise the violent crime statistics.
gerard Vandenberg | October 8, 2008 at 7:53 am
SHE JUST CAN’T HELP IT, folks!!