Halle Berry did some shopping over the weekend and SWEET TAP-DANCING MOSES! I’m literally weeping right now. Tears are pouring down my face which, wow, okay, The Geekologie Writer is trying to catch in a cup. Again, for the last time, they will not make you sexier – unless you buy them off my website at the low, low price of $19.99 + S&H. Act now!
The Superficial Writer’s tears’ patented sexiness power is not approved by the FDA. Side effects include but not limited to: nausea, power of flight, West Nile Virus, boners, Christ-like healing powers but really you’re just hallucinating before going into a coma. Ask your doctor before starting any new medication.
Photos: Flynet
Spenny | June 9, 2008 at 3:24 pm
First….always wanted to say that
deacon jones | June 9, 2008 at 3:24 pm
flab city
doosh | June 9, 2008 at 3:25 pm
oooooooooooooooh yeh!
The White Urkle | June 9, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Christ on a pony, she has some nice tit’s!
havoc | June 9, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Damn, she is so doable…….
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Danielle | June 9, 2008 at 3:30 pm
First!!!!! you losers suck!
Milk...it does a body Good | June 9, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Sure wish I was a baby again.
restingonlaurels | June 9, 2008 at 3:34 pm
hmm… i don’t think i’d tuck that shirt in if i were her…
drdanny | June 9, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Jeebus, what’s wrong with these stupid paparazzi, anyway? Don’t they know her finest attribute is her FEET. They’re way sexier than tits.
bakinmycake | June 9, 2008 at 3:36 pm
send the hag away…….
superfluous | June 9, 2008 at 3:37 pm
What? When did this happen? Did I miss something here? Has she always been stacked like a porn star?
It can’t be the bra, can it? Is she even wearing one? Ah! So many questions!
Jimbolinna Seville | June 9, 2008 at 3:40 pm
She is so hot
kinda wish I still had my dick
superfluous | June 9, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Oh. She had a kid. I see. (I’m not very “with it.”)
Danielle | June 9, 2008 at 3:43 pm
She once walked past the Burger King that I work at while I was outside emptying the trash. I had to leave work early because my little boner wouldn’t go away and all the customers were laughing at me.
Billy Ray Cyrus | June 9, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Sweet Niblets! Those mammaries are finer than anything I saw at the 4-H club this weekend!
Spenny | June 9, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Oh, and my life is a giant pile of fail. I forgot to mention that in post #1.
restingonlaurels | June 9, 2008 at 4:03 pm
danielle’s troll is brutal! and hilarious.
veggi | June 9, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Too bad the dysgenic half of her DNA will make her fat, sassy, and chickenhead-bobbin’ as she gets older…
jesse | June 9, 2008 at 4:10 pm
I know this is unrelated.. but since when does a pregnant chick and a fat chick qualify for 1 and 2 of the “So Freaking Hot” section? Time’s a changin’ I s’pose.
pity me | June 9, 2008 at 4:11 pm
HEY EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!
GOOGLE “PEREZ HILTON BOMBS HOT TOPIC”
AND WILL FIND INFO ABOUT T PEREZ’ LINE…
SUCH A FAILURE.
HOW COME THIS TARD DOESNT REPORT ON THAT???
KARMA IS A B!TCH!!!
NO ONE CARES ABOUT HIS UGLY A$$ CLOTHE.
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.now, that is shame! hahahahahaha
Auntie Kryst | June 9, 2008 at 4:18 pm
She still looks great. Somewhere in the world David Justice is quietly weeping..
MotorBoatin' | June 9, 2008 at 4:30 pm
I’m a motor boating son of a bitch, and those waves look perfect!
Will | June 9, 2008 at 4:31 pm
I wonder when you guys got the mandate to insert horribly contrived means to promote sister sites. No one will ever visit The Geekologie. NO ONE!
Ted Mosby | June 9, 2008 at 4:37 pm
@21..somewhere in the woods David Justice is beating his meat and weeping.
Danielle | June 9, 2008 at 4:45 pm
@14. Yeeeah, like I would actually work at Burger King. You (whoever you are) however, must get your lame ass jokes from one of their bathroom stalls, because that was the dumbest comment ever.
Ya turd.
snarky | June 9, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Big whoop, she’s got milk duds. I’m tired of all the broo-haha over nursing women with big milk jugs…duh, thats what happens to allll women after they have a baby and breastfeed it.
Jennifer Hammond | June 9, 2008 at 5:06 pm
I love Halle for having a natural delivery and pushing out her baby instead of scheduling a c-section followed by tummy tuck like every other celeb out there like tranny Aguillera,Britney, and Angelina. Women were made to have babies thru their vagina. I hate when people use the “I am too tiny to deliver natural” excuse. Bullshit. Celebs are so vain. Halle looks beautiful and I cant wait to see her baby.
simplicity | June 9, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Did she duct tape them together?
Who the heck looks like this??
restingonlaurels | June 9, 2008 at 5:41 pm
@23 – i love geekologie. have you ever even been to it? it’s more interesting than most of what’s on here.
PeeeShaw | June 9, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Yeah 21 and 24, he must cry himself to sleep every night about not being with a fug old washed up never was. Instead, this sorry bastard has to console himself with all the twenty year old poon he can shake his dick and many millions of dollars at. Sad fuck.
Danielle | June 9, 2008 at 6:36 pm
@14. Yeeeah, like I would actually work
Matt | June 9, 2008 at 7:47 pm
Now that my friends is the true definition of a milf…..
hitler | June 9, 2008 at 8:34 pm
This broad is so fucking dull.
While asthetically “attractive”, she radiates absolutely no heat or hint of sexuality. What a bore.
slightly_younger_bastard | June 9, 2008 at 9:06 pm
screw your tears, how much would an ounce of Halle’s milk cost?!?
And would I get a discount if I offered to extract it myself?
Stunman Mike | June 9, 2008 at 9:25 pm
Well, apparently, this was a dentist visit. Way to go Halle. Just the perfect outfit. I guess it was him that needed the suction thingy.
THAT_GIRL_JENN | June 9, 2008 at 11:45 pm
I NEVER DID UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU FOLKS SEE IN HER.
REALLY I DON’T GET IT.
SHE IS NOT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL NOR IS SHE THE MOST TALENTED.
SHE HAD UGLY SHORT HAIR FOR THE LONGEST TIME.
I JUST DON’T SEE WHAT YOU GUYS SEE.
Grunion | June 10, 2008 at 8:34 am
#36 did u miss the short bus again this morning?
Meca-tits | June 10, 2008 at 8:37 am
Holy cranks of doom.
they are bigger than the average persons head.
well done
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 10, 2008 at 9:13 am
Mam-a-mia!
Hey JENN? Can you turn down the volume on your fucking keyboard? Halle Berry covered in shit would look better than you and your friends combined… and yes, that includes the imaginary ones as well.
Mandy | June 10, 2008 at 9:43 am
Jenn, whatamatter buttercup? Are you affraid of admitting that she looks smokin’ hot, short hair or not!
Wait….. I know, someone’s jealous!!
Tristan | June 10, 2008 at 2:36 pm
If that was my mom i would breast feed till i was 17
gerard Vandenberg | June 10, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Kim kardashian BLOOPERS(tits)are BIG and BEAUTIFUL.
Hall berry’s stock of milk is just enormous!!
THAT_GIRL_JENN | June 10, 2008 at 8:49 pm
CALM DOWN FOLKS I DIDN’T SAY SHE WAS UGLY.
I SAID I JUST DON’T SEE WHAT PEOPLE FIND SPECTACULAR ABOUT HER. I THINK SHE IS PRETTY AVERAGE LOOKING.
IKE | June 11, 2008 at 12:24 am
Damn! She looks like she’s in her 20′s. Is she a vampire or something???
Wally | June 11, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Those are for feeding children. Shame on you.
PCB | August 27, 2008 at 2:00 am
Wow,truly amazing boobs.