Halle Berry’s mammaries of awesome

June 9th, 2008 // 46 Comments

Halle Berry did some shopping over the weekend and SWEET TAP-DANCING MOSES! I’m literally weeping right now. Tears are pouring down my face which, wow, okay, The Geekologie Writer is trying to catch in a cup. Again, for the last time, they will not make you sexier – unless you buy them off my website at the low, low price of $19.99 + S&H. Act now!

The Superficial Writer’s tears’ patented sexiness power is not approved by the FDA. Side effects include but not limited to: nausea, power of flight, West Nile Virus, boners, Christ-like healing powers but really you’re just hallucinating before going into a coma. Ask your doctor before starting any new medication.

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  1. Spenny

    First….always wanted to say that

  2. deacon jones

    flab city

  3. doosh

    oooooooooooooooh yeh!

  4. The White Urkle

    Christ on a pony, she has some nice tit’s!

  5. havoc

    Damn, she is so doable…….

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  6. Danielle

    First!!!!! you losers suck!

  7. Milk...it does a body Good

    Sure wish I was a baby again.

  8. restingonlaurels

    hmm… i don’t think i’d tuck that shirt in if i were her…

  9. drdanny

    Jeebus, what’s wrong with these stupid paparazzi, anyway? Don’t they know her finest attribute is her FEET. They’re way sexier than tits.

  10. bakinmycake

    send the hag away…….

  11. superfluous

    What? When did this happen? Did I miss something here? Has she always been stacked like a porn star?

    It can’t be the bra, can it? Is she even wearing one? Ah! So many questions!

  12. Jimbolinna Seville

    She is so hot
    kinda wish I still had my dick

  13. superfluous

    Oh. She had a kid. I see. (I’m not very “with it.”)

  14. Danielle

    She once walked past the Burger King that I work at while I was outside emptying the trash. I had to leave work early because my little boner wouldn’t go away and all the customers were laughing at me.

  15. Billy Ray Cyrus

    Sweet Niblets! Those mammaries are finer than anything I saw at the 4-H club this weekend!

  16. Spenny

    Oh, and my life is a giant pile of fail. I forgot to mention that in post #1.

  17. restingonlaurels

    danielle’s troll is brutal! and hilarious.

  18. veggi

    Too bad the dysgenic half of her DNA will make her fat, sassy, and chickenhead-bobbin’ as she gets older…

  19. jesse

    I know this is unrelated.. but since when does a pregnant chick and a fat chick qualify for 1 and 2 of the “So Freaking Hot” section? Time’s a changin’ I s’pose.

  20. pity me

    HEY EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!
    GOOGLE “PEREZ HILTON BOMBS HOT TOPIC”
    AND WILL FIND INFO ABOUT T PEREZ’ LINE…
    SUCH A FAILURE.
    HOW COME THIS TARD DOESNT REPORT ON THAT???
    KARMA IS A B!TCH!!!
    NO ONE CARES ABOUT HIS UGLY A$$ CLOTHE.
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    .now, that is shame! hahahahahaha

  21. Auntie Kryst

    She still looks great. Somewhere in the world David Justice is quietly weeping..

  22. MotorBoatin'

    I’m a motor boating son of a bitch, and those waves look perfect!

  23. Will

    I wonder when you guys got the mandate to insert horribly contrived means to promote sister sites. No one will ever visit The Geekologie. NO ONE!

  24. Ted Mosby

    @21..somewhere in the woods David Justice is beating his meat and weeping.

  25. @14. Yeeeah, like I would actually work at Burger King. You (whoever you are) however, must get your lame ass jokes from one of their bathroom stalls, because that was the dumbest comment ever.

    Ya turd.

  26. snarky

    Big whoop, she’s got milk duds. I’m tired of all the broo-haha over nursing women with big milk jugs…duh, thats what happens to allll women after they have a baby and breastfeed it.

  27. Jennifer Hammond

    I love Halle for having a natural delivery and pushing out her baby instead of scheduling a c-section followed by tummy tuck like every other celeb out there like tranny Aguillera,Britney, and Angelina. Women were made to have babies thru their vagina. I hate when people use the “I am too tiny to deliver natural” excuse. Bullshit. Celebs are so vain. Halle looks beautiful and I cant wait to see her baby.

  28. simplicity

    Did she duct tape them together?
    Who the heck looks like this??

  29. restingonlaurels

    @23 – i love geekologie. have you ever even been to it? it’s more interesting than most of what’s on here.

  30. PeeeShaw

    Yeah 21 and 24, he must cry himself to sleep every night about not being with a fug old washed up never was. Instead, this sorry bastard has to console himself with all the twenty year old poon he can shake his dick and many millions of dollars at. Sad fuck.

  31. @14. Yeeeah, like I would actually work

  32. Matt

    Now that my friends is the true definition of a milf…..

  33. hitler

    This broad is so fucking dull.
    While asthetically “attractive”, she radiates absolutely no heat or hint of sexuality. What a bore.

  34. slightly_younger_bastard

    screw your tears, how much would an ounce of Halle’s milk cost?!?
    And would I get a discount if I offered to extract it myself?

  35. Stunman Mike

    Well, apparently, this was a dentist visit. Way to go Halle. Just the perfect outfit. I guess it was him that needed the suction thingy.

  36. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    I NEVER DID UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU FOLKS SEE IN HER.

    REALLY I DON’T GET IT.

    SHE IS NOT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL NOR IS SHE THE MOST TALENTED.

    SHE HAD UGLY SHORT HAIR FOR THE LONGEST TIME.

    I JUST DON’T SEE WHAT YOU GUYS SEE.

  37. Grunion

    #36 did u miss the short bus again this morning?

  38. Meca-tits

    Holy cranks of doom.

    they are bigger than the average persons head.

    well done

  39. Mam-a-mia!

    Hey JENN? Can you turn down the volume on your fucking keyboard? Halle Berry covered in shit would look better than you and your friends combined… and yes, that includes the imaginary ones as well.

  40. Mandy

    Jenn, whatamatter buttercup? Are you affraid of admitting that she looks smokin’ hot, short hair or not!
    Wait….. I know, someone’s jealous!!

  41. Tristan

    If that was my mom i would breast feed till i was 17

  42. Kim kardashian BLOOPERS(tits)are BIG and BEAUTIFUL.
    Hall berry’s stock of milk is just enormous!!

  43. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    CALM DOWN FOLKS I DIDN’T SAY SHE WAS UGLY.

    I SAID I JUST DON’T SEE WHAT PEOPLE FIND SPECTACULAR ABOUT HER. I THINK SHE IS PRETTY AVERAGE LOOKING.

  44. IKE

    Damn! She looks like she’s in her 20′s. Is she a vampire or something???

  45. Wally

    Those are for feeding children. Shame on you.

  46. PCB

    Wow,truly amazing boobs.

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