Halle Berry did some shopping over the weekend and SWEET TAP-DANCING MOSES! I’m literally weeping right now. Tears are pouring down my face which, wow, okay, The Geekologie Writer is trying to catch in a cup. Again, for the last time, they will not make you sexier – unless you buy them off my website at the low, low price of $19.99 + S&H. Act now!
The Superficial Writer’s tears’ patented sexiness power is not approved by the FDA. Side effects include but not limited to: nausea, power of flight, West Nile Virus, boners, Christ-like healing powers but really you’re just hallucinating before going into a coma. Ask your doctor before starting any new medication.