Halle Berry tells Parade magazine she tried to commit suicide over her failed first marriage by trying to “gas” herself. She says:
“I was sitting in my car, and I knew the gas was coming when I had an image of my mother finding me. She sacrificed so much for her children, and to end my life would be an incredibly selfish thing to do. It was all about a relationship. My sense of worth was so low. I promised myself I would never be a coward again.”
It’s always sad when beautiful people try to take their own lives. I got pretty depressed once because I finished a delicious sandwich and wanted more, so I tried to kill myself by picking a fight with a gang of hoodlums. Unfortunately my intstincts kicked in and I beat them all up, but the moral of the story is: beating up hoodlums and taking their money is a great way to get sandwich money.
Too bad the mongrel didn’t succeed.
#50 Amen to that. Make it memorable I always say. Screw that whole “leave a pretty corpse” bullshit.
Halle,
Will you marry me?
Damn she looks good in those pics!
Who was she married to when she tried to kill herself, wasn’t it that queer looking guy?
And seriously, wtf was she thinking?! “I’m so beautiful and famous and rich, but I’m going through a divorce so why bother living”?! Gimme a fuckin break! People with no good reason to carry on living get there asses dumped all the time but they pick themselves up and keep on going. She’s got all the opportunities in the world and she’s going to kill herself over some guy? Fucking pathetic!
This proves what I’ve said all along. Halley has a great body, but she’s fugly.
Butter-head if you will.
I’m tellin’ ya, this bitch is probably a LOUSY ASS LAY. I find it weird how she’s not pursued by more guys. Something has got to be going on there.
I’m almost sure one of her ex’s said something to that effect: needy, whiny, frigid and didn’t put out. Who needs that shit?
I was actually wondering what someone would have to do in order to prove herself more self-absorbed than Rose McGowan, and then Halle makes this desperate plea for attention.
#56
I never thought of that. I think you may be right. If she’s so “hot” and is available why arent’ guys knocking down her door?
You have a great point.
I bed her coo-coo stinks. That’s my guess.
I did the “fish test” when I was dating as a teen.
I’d be making out with the chick, and then act like I was “scratching” my nose. If it smelled like fish, I took her home, if it dind’t, I went diving for fish!
I bet that’s what’s happening to Halle. They get a whiff of that verticle smile and are grossed out.
I’m convinced Halle is a total nutcase. She was also the one begging for someone so she could have a child; crazy chick. She’s not even -that- attractive anymore; her time is up, time to start up the car.
I am so sick of these idiot celebs and their “I am a celebrity feel sorry for me, go see my movie and worship me, but please give me privacy I say on Oprah as I air out my dirty laundry.”
Fucktards, How do you expect to get privacy when you tell all your PRIVATE buisness to whatever magazine will listen.
What pisses me off most is that these rich, greedy, self absorbed celebs want it both ways. They want attention when it suits them and then total privacy when it suits them. Well Fuck them, as long as they are so incredibly selfish and stupid I will continue to encourage and promote the invasion of their privacy.
In conclusion, If all the ugly people in the world were dead then who would good looking people feel superior to, how would good looking poeople know they are “special” and “more important”? Because the best part of being hot is knowing that your better than people. Right?
correction: *people
and whatever else I spelled wrong.
As I have said my spell check wasn’t working properly, so I fired that kid.
Poor Maddox, Angie said if he didn’t start making some money she would exchange his ass. Oh well, not my problem. I guess Pax Thien is his replacement.
her dress looks something my mom would wear at a law suit.
Yeah, 60 and 61 – they want to have total control when, where, and to whom they give the delicious details, but when someone asks them for details, they’re all ‘how dare you invade my right to privacy?’.
The people made them, the people will unmake them.
In these pictures, she looks like a white girl with a tan. Oh, wait, she is a white girl.
Danielle, don’t be upset just because you’re the poster child for abortion.
#63. Very true, and that is one of the main reasons I come here.
well that’s healty
Overrated
Overrated
Overrated
Her face is so boring.
She is not white. If you was she would’ve actually killed herself. She’s definitely doing white girl shit trying to kill herself over a man but that doesnt make you white; just means you had white tendencies.
Her dress looks like it came from the Junior’s dept at JC Penny.
She is a conniving bitch. I think that she should reconsider another attempt.
Re #1- I’d tell you exactly where to go, but I get the feeling you already have a GPS unit that’ll get you there. A flame-retardant one…
#56 Amen, Slim. The last husband cheated on her like crazy, and he wasn’t the first. When she had that hit-and-run (the other driver had a broken arm) and then tried to claim she had no memory of it, that was it for me. She had a 1/2″ long cut at the top of her head, and she’s just not that good an actress to make that “I have amnesia” defense believable. She’s a complete AW.
@20 . You summed up how ridiculous ppl’s obsession with Hollywood is. It’s one thing to be curious what the rich and famous do, but it’s another thing to show so much sympathy towards them wheh they hit bumps in the road, divorce, overdose, or get put on suicide watch…. People, just think for one second who would cry if you died in a horrible car accident…. It’s probably fewer than a hundred people, right? But if Justin Timberlake died, there would be millions of girls on every continent crying and leaving flowers and goodbye notes at makeshift shrines, asking God,”Why Justin? Why him? You should have taken Lance instead, Lord. At least nobody liked Lance!!”
looks,money,fame……..shes friggin nuts
75th
all of you are really horrible people. i cant believe you are critisizing someone you dont even know it sounds like she was going through a really hard time and all you can do is waste your time putting others down. its people like you that go out of their way to bring people down. get a life.
#76 – you are a really horrible person. I can’t believe you arte critisizing all of us when you don’t even know us and all you can do is waste your time putting us down. It’s a person like you that goes out of your way to bring people down. Get a life.
I dunno…something about living in glass houses and throwing stones…you get the point. But thanks for being so judgemental and hypocritical.
Truthseeker013 – go fuck yourself.
She looked like she had a pretty good time in “Monster’s Ball.” i’m sure Billy Bob Thornton had a good time too…no. she wouldn’t have any need to kill herself. hell if i wasn’t a girl, i’d do her.
horrible? isnt a hit and run horrible?
Here some advice for all the girls reading this. You don’t realize it but your attracted to a-holes. You fantasize about your romantic life with this hip guy and come back to earth when he acts like an a-hole. Good/Nice guys start acting like a-holes when they realize girls aren’t attracted to good/nice guys.
Fucking head case. Looks nice, is mildly talented and successful…and tries to off herself.
Nut.
Nutcase or not, she has an awesome body.
…times like these, I can only say one thing.
So what.
It’s almost unfortunate how unsympathetic I am.
I would have thought she’d have tried that after doing those sex scenes with Billy Bob… I guess it only goes to show you that fame, good looks, money, etc… don’t bring happiness…
But seriously… I suspect that ultra fine looking people with money don’t really find love any easier then us ugly poor folk do…
Hey, if your out there Halle… look me up, I’ll cheer you up… or at least I’d die trying.