Halle Berry tells Parade magazine she tried to commit suicide over her failed first marriage by trying to “gas” herself. She says:
“I was sitting in my car, and I knew the gas was coming when I had an image of my mother finding me. She sacrificed so much for her children, and to end my life would be an incredibly selfish thing to do. It was all about a relationship. My sense of worth was so low. I promised myself I would never be a coward again.”
It’s always sad when beautiful people try to take their own lives. I got pretty depressed once because I finished a delicious sandwich and wanted more, so I tried to kill myself by picking a fight with a gang of hoodlums. Unfortunately my intstincts kicked in and I beat them all up, but the moral of the story is: beating up hoodlums and taking their money is a great way to get sandwich money.
reptilicus | March 29, 2007 at 7:07 am
Too bad she didn’t succeed.
RunningWithCarsAndBoysWithScissors | March 29, 2007 at 7:10 am
reptilicus, i’d forgotten how funny you are!
reptilicus | March 29, 2007 at 7:11 am
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gatorgirl | March 29, 2007 at 7:11 am
That wasn’t very nice, she’s so pretty and just has had bad luck with awful guys. I hope she finds happiness now.
mztry | March 29, 2007 at 7:11 am
Too bad YOUR maother can’t do a retroactive abortion… reptile… or should I say SATAN!
RedInk | March 29, 2007 at 7:12 am
this is OLD NEWS. she talked about this on Oprah or somewhere years ago.
WTFiswrongwithUppl | March 29, 2007 at 7:13 am
Yeah #6, I think it was about the same time that Thora pic came out…
The Fish is dying.
BarbadoSlim | March 29, 2007 at 7:15 am
DO or don’t, there is no try, bitch.
and WTF!?!?!?!!?
“so I tried to kill myself by picking a fight with a gang of hoodlums” *sigh*
reptilicus | March 29, 2007 at 7:16 am
I’m sorry. I shall be nice.
I’m glad she didn’t off herself because otherwise she couldn’t have made out with Fred Durst in that abortion of a video for Behind Blue Eyes.
HerpesHilton | March 29, 2007 at 7:22 am
I think she’s one of the good guys. She seems pretty down-to-earth and not better than anyone else.
bungoone | March 29, 2007 at 7:23 am
like i’m suppose to feel extra bad for her because she went through something that tons of people have gone though too? nope! i hate when these people come out with some lame ass sob stories, like Terry Hatcher and we’re suppose to feel sympathy because they’ve been through something & come oh, so far. you act. that’s not anything special. try doing something of worth.
Tits_McGhee | March 29, 2007 at 7:24 am
#4, so if Halle Berry happened to be ugly it wouldn’t have been as sad? WTF?
Tits_McGhee | March 29, 2007 at 7:25 am
I guess if Halle was ugly, we wouldn’t know who she was anyway, so I guess it would have been less sad. Wow, fucked up.
Manistoned | March 29, 2007 at 7:26 am
Those that really want to die always succeed on the first try. Nice cry for sympathy though Halle.
BigJim | March 29, 2007 at 7:28 am
I’m surprised she didn’t try again after Catwoman came out.
ph7 | March 29, 2007 at 7:29 am
I’d hit it. Her dead, lifeless body, I mean.
reptilicus | March 29, 2007 at 7:30 am
You might be on to something there Tits.
If all the stupid ugly people would just fucking die already, then only the beautiful people would be left to have beautiful babies.
Or adopt them.
BarbadoSlim | March 29, 2007 at 7:32 am
There’s one defining moment for halle as far as I’m concerned. This skank crashed her car against somebody and she didn’t even bother to check on the person. She fled the scene because, she thought her stupid face had been damaged.
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1355/is_15_97/ai_61487254
danielle | March 29, 2007 at 7:33 am
So….I guess about half the posters on this site should commit suicide so half the populatiin of fugliness would die out and leave room for the more beautiful people to breed better looking inhabitants?
bungoone | March 29, 2007 at 7:34 am
Yeah, why do people feel like it would be more of a shame if she died than some normal person? Do you think you know her because you see her in movies? How pathetic.
People you don’t know kill themselves every day & i’m sure you could give a rat’s ass. How can you possibly be all torn up inside if Halle offed herself?
XeoRad | March 29, 2007 at 7:35 am
She should get a new reason to be happy. I know! She should show her boobs in another movie. Then she would be able to continue living with the happiness knowing that she has brought utter joy to a bunch of guys (and probably quite a few girls too). That’s happiness! Bring on the boobies!
chrystnamigs | March 29, 2007 at 7:36 am
This is such old news!!!!!! She already talked about this before, Like Years ago,why in the hell is it being brought up again like its new news!!!!
zuzuspetals | March 29, 2007 at 7:36 am
Just think if she had succeeded! How sad to have one less hit-and-run driver/over-rated actress in the world.
She bugs me. She’s not quite as annoying as Scarlett Johansson, but almost.
Lowlands | March 29, 2007 at 7:43 am
It must have been a Toyota Prius or a Smart which she used because she’s able to think realistic and sharp for quite some time.’My sense of worth was so low’,that’s quite realistic.
Tits_McGhee | March 29, 2007 at 7:47 am
#19. “So….I guess about half the posters on this site should commit suicide so half the populatiin of fugliness would die out and leave room for the more beautiful people to breed better looking inhabitants?”
Yeah, better start cutting yourself now, Danielle.
reptilicus | March 29, 2007 at 7:47 am
RunningWithCarsAndBoysWithScissors – if you’re talking about the Reptilicus on the forums, that ain’t me. It’s an imposter.
And slugger, thanks for the job offer. $18,200 sounds AWESOME. I’m glad you came here to share that with us.
danielle | March 29, 2007 at 7:53 am
@25
After you dickbreath.
schack | March 29, 2007 at 7:53 am
she might as well have killed herself. it’s all downhill from here, even though gothica was alright
schack | March 29, 2007 at 7:54 am
and that dress looks like she found a girl’s dress at old navy and glued cheap lace on it
Fifth Stooge | March 29, 2007 at 7:55 am
What comes around goes around.
Tits_McGhee | March 29, 2007 at 7:56 am
#27. What are you twelve?
I can’t imagine why no one on this website likes you….your personality is so outgoing and warm.
Hecubus | March 29, 2007 at 8:03 am
I know how she feels, I’ve tried to do the same thing myself a number of times.
It’s hard though, goddamn hard trying to kill Halle Berry, that bitch just wont stay down.
danielle | March 29, 2007 at 8:03 am
@31.
What are you…45?
reptilicus | March 29, 2007 at 8:04 am
Dickbreath.
How…1987.
I didn’t lol.
lookma_nohans | March 29, 2007 at 8:06 am
@34 You’re totally right! I think someone says “penis breath” in E.T.
particle)man | March 29, 2007 at 8:07 am
one word: fivehead
reptilicus | March 29, 2007 at 8:08 am
That was 1982.
schack | March 29, 2007 at 8:12 am
she’s a frigid bitch
ihateyoutoo | March 29, 2007 at 8:14 am
@32, thats pretty fucking hilarious.
jrzmommy♠ | March 29, 2007 at 8:23 am
12–Tits–if Halle was ugly we wouldn’t even know who the fuck she is.
elf | March 29, 2007 at 8:36 am
she did a hit and run…how can u do a hit and run and still sleep at night?karma’s a biatch!
elf | March 29, 2007 at 8:37 am
as great as she looks at 40, she’s had ALOT done to her face…but who hasnt in hollys wood?
FRIST!!! | March 29, 2007 at 8:58 am
She tried to GAS herself?!? What a lame way to die. When I kill myself it’s going to be by injecting myself with heroin and drinking several martinis. That way, when I fail (because I fail at everything I try) I will be really high! Hey, then I suppose things won’t seem so bad. Medicated Drama Queen….yep, that’s me!!!
anothershityear | March 29, 2007 at 9:01 am
if she’s this unstable now, can’t wait until she ‘officially hits the wall’
notice how many violent and life-threatening things surround her involving cars? even in that overrated movie, her big kid was hit by a (hit-and-run no less) car
unstable actresses are fascinating to watch though, in youth so bold and daring, in later years so amusing and unpredictable
#6 #7
it is old news, but it’s being reported as if brand spanking new by everyone
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20016312,00.html
no fault of anyone at this site
lambman | March 29, 2007 at 9:06 am
I HATE when celebs tell stories like this, years after the fact, just because they’re promoting a movie.
Who does crap like that! “I tried to kill myself a few years ago, but now I have a sexy movie with that guy who made out with Courtney Love last weekend”
hendero | March 29, 2007 at 9:15 am
Nice rack, but the way they’re standing to such attention clearly absent a bra, plus her scene in that Bond film, make me suspect they’re fake.
bungoone | March 29, 2007 at 9:19 am
40, 12 said that already in 13.
Daldianus | March 29, 2007 at 9:26 am
Nice boobs. I’d do her.
jrzmommy♠ | March 29, 2007 at 9:32 am
SEE! Then let’s just go on the premise that ugly people do not get sympathy.
Lowlands | March 29, 2007 at 9:49 am
Trying to commit suicide in this way is a kind of cowardly i think.It was more brave if she pulled out her nails with a pincher and after that stab herself 10 times in her head.More effectively as well.