Halle Berry is hot and other news

September 20th, 2009 // 28 Comments

- Jon Gosselin’s “sex appeal” is explained with absolutely no mention of a penis wrapped in hundred dollar bills being presented on the back of an ATV. So take it with a grain of salt. [PopEater]

- Gwyneth Paltrow returns to tell the unwashed masses how to live their pitiful peasant lives. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kristen Bell, Kristin Davis and Malin Ackerman pose for the cover of Self. Man, I would’ve loved to have been a fly on all those breasts. Bzzzz! [Just Jared]

- Robert Pattinson broods in the rain. [PopSugar]

- Lindsay Lohan can sleep easier. Police arrested one of the three burglars who stole a wall safe from her home. They’re still looking for two other women which everyone knows was really Lindsay so coked up she appeared to be standing in two places at once in surveillance footage. You heard it here first. [Celebslam]

- January Jones wants to keep her vagina private. [Wonderwall]

- Jay-Z defends Kanye West on BBC Radio. [Socialite Life]

Photos: Fame, Flynet
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  1. Gando

    What do we think?! Is that body bangable?!

  2. Galtacticus

    I’m a bit afraid that she could be hiding a penis underneath that curtain though.

  3. Dr. Freud

    @ #9

    *ahem*
    Have a seat on my couch, son.

  4. Those sure are some manly legs she’s sporting there.

  5. Nero

    Boobs and hips,she looks all woman to me.

  6. Creepy Older Guy

    When is she going to shave her head?

  7. Reality

    When did her legs get so stocky?

    She looks pregnant to me…

  8. Sheena

    AHEM. Halle Berry is ALWAYS hot. And so it is written.

  9. Bedsheet Toga

    Toga Toga Toga…….

  10. charlotte

    What does she insist on showing off those short bowed legs all the time?

  11. sid

    I wonder how often Halle thanks her plastic surgeon for her nose job.

  12. She ain’t even havin it.

  13. shortcake

    this bitch is overrated!. she’s had plastic surgery.

  14. pita

    did you ever watch her movie with eddie murphy..i think it is called boomerang or something like that not sure…but she had bowed legs there..not seems like she had some sort of surgery for that..but still looks a bit wierd

  15. KY

    giant hips

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  18. I think Halle Berry is the most beautiful woman on earth.I wish she was my family member.Gosh what i woman.You are beautiful Halle, yes you are

  19. This lady is too gorgeous to be even called a human, and at her age she seems to be even getting younger and younger. This is beauty at its perfection. Way to go halle….

  20. mrs.rich

    HALLE BERRY IS BEAUTIFUL AND ALL YOU HATER KNOW IT. IF SHE DID HAVE A NOSE JOB THAT IS A SMALL AMOUNT OF WORK DONE ON HER. LOOK AT THE REST OF HOLLYWOOD. YOU GO HALLE YOU GOT IT GOING ON GIRL….

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