Halle Berry is hot and other news

September 20th, 2009 // 28 Comments

- Jon Gosselin’s “sex appeal” is explained with absolutely no mention of a penis wrapped in hundred dollar bills being presented on the back of an ATV. So take it with a grain of salt. [PopEater]

- Gwyneth Paltrow returns to tell the unwashed masses how to live their pitiful peasant lives. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kristen Bell, Kristin Davis and Malin Ackerman pose for the cover of Self. Man, I would’ve loved to have been a fly on all those breasts. Bzzzz! [Just Jared]

- Robert Pattinson broods in the rain. [PopSugar]

- Lindsay Lohan can sleep easier. Police arrested one of the three burglars who stole a wall safe from her home. They’re still looking for two other women which everyone knows was really Lindsay so coked up she appeared to be standing in two places at once in surveillance footage. You heard it here first. [Celebslam]

- January Jones wants to keep her vagina private. [Wonderwall]

- Jay-Z defends Kanye West on BBC Radio. [Socialite Life]

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Comments (28)

  1. name it for christ sake | September 20, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    winning the oscar ruined her career, same thing happen to CUBA GOODING Jr…. ah i forget FIRST!!!

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  2. Taz | September 20, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    kristen and kristin have great tits

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  3. Rhialto | September 20, 2009 at 1:01 pm

    That looks good! I’m talking about the bibimbop.

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  4. Darth | September 20, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    I searched bibimbop but i’m getting bibimbap?! The dish looks great though.

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  5. Courtyardpigeon | September 20, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    Seriously, why won’t she age? I want to know. That, and I want to touch her private places.

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  6. I CALL kanye A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE | September 20, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    Wow, she really pulls off that whole classic Greek look very well. Looks good. Not cheesy like some people *cough*paris*cough*

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  7. necessary ROUGHness | September 20, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    Hey its Cleopatra Jones!\\

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  8. Gando | September 20, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    What do we think?! Is that body bangable?!

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  9. Galtacticus | September 20, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    I’m a bit afraid that she could be hiding a penis underneath that curtain though.

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  10. Dr. Freud | September 20, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    @ #9

    *ahem*
    Have a seat on my couch, son.

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  11. http://www.thefamousphere.com | September 20, 2009 at 5:39 pm

    Those sure are some manly legs she’s sporting there.

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  12. Nero | September 20, 2009 at 6:39 pm

    Boobs and hips,she looks all woman to me.

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  13. Creepy Older Guy | September 20, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    When is she going to shave her head?

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  14. Reality | September 21, 2009 at 12:44 am

    When did her legs get so stocky?

    She looks pregnant to me…

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  15. Sheena | September 21, 2009 at 11:36 am

    AHEM. Halle Berry is ALWAYS hot. And so it is written.

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  16. Bedsheet Toga | September 21, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    Toga Toga Toga…….

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  17. charlotte | September 21, 2009 at 6:43 pm

    What does she insist on showing off those short bowed legs all the time?

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  18. sid | September 21, 2009 at 7:08 pm

    I wonder how often Halle thanks her plastic surgeon for her nose job.

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  19. Walt | September 21, 2009 at 9:35 pm

    She ain’t even havin it.

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  20. shortcake | September 22, 2009 at 7:29 pm

    this bitch is overrated!. she’s had plastic surgery.

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  21. pita | October 1, 2009 at 11:11 am

    did you ever watch her movie with eddie murphy..i think it is called boomerang or something like that not sure…but she had bowed legs there..not seems like she had some sort of surgery for that..but still looks a bit wierd

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  22. KY | October 13, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    giant hips

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  25. buy r4 card | January 25, 2010 at 8:54 am

    I think Halle Berry is the most beautiful woman on earth.I wish she was my family member.Gosh what i woman.You are beautiful Halle, yes you are

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  26. Emanuel | March 1, 2010 at 11:38 am

    This lady is too gorgeous to be even called a human, and at her age she seems to be even getting younger and younger. This is beauty at its perfection. Way to go halle….

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  27. mrs.rich | April 28, 2010 at 3:39 pm

    HALLE BERRY IS BEAUTIFUL AND ALL YOU HATER KNOW IT. IF SHE DID HAVE A NOSE JOB THAT IS A SMALL AMOUNT OF WORK DONE ON HER. LOOK AT THE REST OF HOLLYWOOD. YOU GO HALLE YOU GOT IT GOING ON GIRL….

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