Halle Berry is hot and other news

The Superficial / September 20, 2009

- Jon Gosselin’s “sex appeal” is explained with absolutely no mention of a penis wrapped in hundred dollar bills being presented on the back of an ATV. So take it with a grain of salt. [PopEater]

- Gwyneth Paltrow returns to tell the unwashed masses how to live their pitiful peasant lives. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kristen Bell, Kristin Davis and Malin Ackerman pose for the cover of Self. Man, I would’ve loved to have been a fly on all those breasts. Bzzzz! [Just Jared]

- Robert Pattinson broods in the rain. [PopSugar]

- Lindsay Lohan can sleep easier. Police arrested one of the three burglars who stole a wall safe from her home. They’re still looking for two other women which everyone knows was really Lindsay so coked up she appeared to be standing in two places at once in surveillance footage. You heard it here first. [Celebslam]

- January Jones wants to keep her vagina private. [Wonderwall]

- Jay-Z defends Kanye West on BBC Radio. [Socialite Life]

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