Halle Berry makes out with the ground

Wow you are smart. But nobody gives a shit cause you ain’t famous.

she’s looking mighty good in these pics

must say she looks pretty dopey french kissing the floor though

Ya, I wish I was famous. I mean just the other day I went to the bathroom (I’ve increased the fiber in my diet) and it wasn’t front page news, and then I had to wipe my ass all by myself (because I don’t have a publicist)and on top of it all my toilet is made out of porcelaine, not solid gold. My life is so hard.

“I cannot imagine anything less down to earth than making love to a shrine of yourself.”

I cannot imagine any statement describing the bullshit that’s going on in these pics any better. Cuz, you know, she looks real modest here… *rolls eyes

Oh, to be that stretch of ground…

#53 i feel your pain iamsosmrt. i really do i mean, i was in the mall and i bought this REALLY expensive dress, but the cameras pointed to the dumber chick…i think her name was lindsay or hilary or something…i dunno. but anyways, i put the dress on and STILL no attention…the only attention i got was from this bum…and he asked me for change.

I get noticed everywhere I go. I can’t get away from all of the attention. But maybe it’s because I lay down and lick the pavement and pose like an idiot for passing cars. But maybe not.

#57 i tried that too and i STILL dont get noticed. i mean, i’m totally hot too! what’s ur secret? lmao

oh, easy. I’m usually naked.

#54. Are we on the same page here?

I was stating that she is insanely full of herself (someone said she seemed down to earth which made no sense because she is clearly worshipping herself)and you seem to agree that she has no modesty.

In that pic with her boyfriend, she has a huge zit on her chin and she’s greasy like an oiled-up mo-fo

Girl needs some powder STAT

#56.
The best way to get attention is pretend you don’t want it. Just keep telling people you want to be left alone and you neeeeed your privacy. Then start telling people all your private business, embarrassing stories and painful things from your past. Also try getting a disease like alcoholism, it’s very easy to catch just go hang out in a bar. People always notice the drunken person, especially if they are drunk when no one else is. Try doing drugs in public too, losing a ton weight and getting arrested (it’s easy to do when your drunk or doing drugs). Walk around half dressed, especially at times when others are more covered up, like in the winter. Do all of this while constantly saying how much you want to be left alone and how you’re just a normal girl like all the others. People always want what they are told not too. People will be chasing you around in no time and Lindsay Lohan will start trying to hang out with YOU. If she gets too annoying just put her in direct sunlight, she’ll catch on fire in a few minutes and then you’ll get even more attention.

This was taken from Nicole Richie’s second book “Diamonds: I make them myself with rocks and my own asshole”.
Wow Look out Martha Stuart, she crafty!

Any idiot with 15 grand can buy a Star. Big whoop. She is beautiful though. Glad she has done so much for humanity with that.

she had to pay $25,000

After she’s dead they can put the stone on her grave.At least she kissed her own gravestone,not everybody can say that.

can’t stand the fuckin’ bitch. What has she done appart from going to the surgeon? She’s 60% fake plastic, she acts poorly and is totally vain.

#63 lol

who gives a fuck about this bitch??

Dumb bitch can’t keep her story straight about her suicide attempts. She whines about it every time a new movie of hers comes out (check out the story on msn.com). I also find it stupid that she considers herself African American when she’s half white! Her mom is white! Let’s not forget her car accident incident where she hit another car and drove away, claiming that she blacked out and didn’t remember what happened. This arrogant cunt deserves her bitter and abusive divorces. Her exes probably couldn’t stand her self-centered ass and put her in her place.

people with those stars are full of themselves. you know they actually have to go before a board of people to determine if they’re worthy of it, and then when they are, they actually have to PAY for their own star.

I hope this starts a life long fetish of Ms Berry to attempt to hump inanimate objects…..you go girl!

Price of a stone,maybe 50 bucks?Put a star on it and sell it for $25.000.There’re about 10.000 ‘celebrities’x $25.000 = i start a new company in Hollywood.

#68 Man, you are so right. She’s aired that sobfest one too many times for me, and each time it escalates. Given any situation featuring her, she will wring every last drop from it for attention. I now have massive sympathy for her exes.

This skank ain’t good for nothing except transporting swimmers from the bed to the bathroom. She’s a perfect example why euthanasia should be legal. Her disturbingly large ego and self centered arrogance are disgusting.

God she’s so annoying, talking about her “trials and tribulations” when she got her Oscar and she barely even looks black. Fuck you, Halle Berry.

And shit, those stars cost that much money??? FUCK, charities and orphanages need that money way more that the ground needs a star carved in it and Halle Berry needs her attention fed.

Best lay she’s had in days.

Ready mix is better than most.

the 7th pic with her turned to the side waving is gross…you can see the Afro Sheen melting from her scalp..eewwww

At least she could have kissed the ground for real…
I read somewhere that while having her new kitchen built, she made the workers sign a contract saying that they couldn’t look at her and they couldn’t even talk to her if she hadn’t spoken first.

Lucky, lucky ground I say.

All the praise and a star for Catgirl.. she’s hot, but didn’t she do a hit and run..bitch should be in jail…

good idea,i like it