Halle Berry makes out with the ground

I will tap that so hard…they will give me a star.

Lucky star…

Oh FRIST!

I love her. She’s so down to Earth. I wish other ‘celebs’ would take note.

I love poetry. And a nice glass of Scotch.

That star is in my bedroom and she was kissing it as she left.

And I did her right there on the red carpet

i never understood why celebrities get so excited about the stupid stars. they have to pay for the damn thing themselves.

yeah she’s real down to earth. how many poses can do you do over your star halle. i count 10!

She is a shit actress. And don’t write back stating how great she was in Monster’s Ball.
She is mediocre at best.

Is there a hotter chick on the planet!? Seriously, I can’t hink of one.

I would like to personally thank the masons who put that glory hole into her star. Halle worked it like a professional, no teeth whatsoever.

i wonder how long those stars stay there before the exhume them

Oh Bung man I disgree for three minutes she was amazing in Monsters Ball.

13, i didn’t say she wasn’t a good actress. i wouldn’t know. i haven’t seen any of her movies. i just said she doesn’t seem down to earth.

And then she made out with my schlong.

@14- you didn’t say she wasn’t a good actress. You said she is a shit actress….

I’m not saying she is a good actress either, but for three minutes….WOW. But I think it is inherently impossible for a famous person to be really down to earth. It

There’s no reason this ugly cunt should have a star or an Oscar.
Well, there is one reason.

god I’m hung over. Bug guy said that….

I wish I was the ground.

BOING!!!!

now she’s starting to remind me of janice dickinson…but without the panties and the flying hair and the obnoxious remarks and the crazy out-of-this-world attitude…well, maybe not janice dickinson. halle berry is actually NORMAL. the other chick is just nuts.

That was strangely arousing.

Shack – the stars stay there for ever. There are hundreds of them along Hollywood Blvd.

@18 if you $5k and promise to appear at the unvailing, you can have one too. There are tons of them for people that no one living outside of LA have never heard of.

Those pics of her rubbing her tits all over the ground reminds me of my 6-month-old puppy when he makes sweet love down by the fire with his fluffy (and now sticky) puppy cot.

That’s gay. She’s gay. HAR HAR HAR

She’s an absolutely beautiful woman, its a shame she can’t act.

Peter Coffin, You are gay

#26 she CAN act! the Oscar says so!

not even halle berry can pull this off. she just looks silly

I love puppies!

Attention whore much?

Maybe she was having a delayed reaction to the “head injury” she suffered when she hit somebody with her car and fled the scene a few years ago.

I’d hit it, but she’d have to promise not to talk.

An oscar and someones abilty to act are two differnt things. All and Oscar is is a Hollywood popularity contest. I think she is an OK actress and she was smoking for the 3 minutes and 32 seconds in Monsters Ball.

Funny, I could swear she was in the exact same position as the second to last pic when David Justice knocked the hearing right out of her fucking head.

Halle Berry got that Oscar because of the nudity..not her acting skills.

The same way Denzel got an Oscar for cursing every two seconds in Training day.

Body: YES.
Face: HEeeeeEEEEELLLLLLL NO!

GOOD FOR HER

That boyfriend of hers is riduculous. “What….oh hey, dude. Yeah, man, I just woke up….had NO idea they’d have all these cameras here…but I’m chill….ohyeah, Halle got one of those octagons with her name on it….what?”

#8. Posted by bungoone

#9. Posted by Bugman4045

(bungoone and Bugman4045 are two different people)

I agree with both of them. This woman is annoying and unintelligent; just a few days ago everyone was ripping her apart because of her suicide attempt comments, now she makes with the sexy and it

he needs a shower. or he should have at least shaved his neck for the event

If you don’t find Halle Berry hot, you are obviously a cock jockey.

Is that her boyfriend? I think he’s kinda yummy, in a Sawyer-from-Lost kinda way…

Sawyer IS yummy!

Jimbo.

FOREVER. my, that’s a long time.

She could have lifted her dress & showed her pantiless inputs, and then filmed a gang-bang right there on her star!

THAT’S what I would call a dedicated actress!

She ain’t done nothing good since The Flintstones. And the only good thing about that was her dress and that bit where the pterodactyl did a huuuuuge shit on the playground. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Classic. I wonder if that’s on YouTube.

Yes it is. Are you feeling better today? Any urge for babies today?

@37 LMAO!

Has she made one decent movie in her life, apart from the one were she went doggy with BBT

40, wow, you really showed everyone with that comment. like your opinion matters more so it’s now law?

I for one am just so glad to see this people constantly celebrated and given awards. They are absolute heroes and being paid millions is just not enough for their heroic work. Clearly they are much braver than firefighters, more dedicated than doctors, more intelligent than scientists, more interesting than world leaders, more creative than great authors and more important that the rest of us. They are certainly constantly adding class, honesty and dignity to our world. I am so pleased that so many little children want to grow up to be like them. If I have learnt one thing from all my travels and my time in the world it is that you can never have too much money and too many awards, mansion or marriages. Because the goal in life is to TAKE as much as possible gather it up into a big giant pile and put your name on it. Life is about putting yourself on the biggest pedestal you can create, building monuments to yourself and being idolized and worshipped, because there is nothing more tangible, more real and more meaningful than fame.