Halle Berry makes out with the ground
April 4th, 2007 // 81 Comments
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At-Law | April 4, 2007 at 10:02 am
I will tap that so hard…they will give me a star.
allyrising | April 4, 2007 at 10:03 am
Lucky star…
At-Law | April 4, 2007 at 10:03 am
Oh FRIST!
HerpesHilton | April 4, 2007 at 10:05 am
I love her. She’s so down to Earth. I wish other ‘celebs’ would take note.
veggi | April 4, 2007 at 10:09 am
I love poetry. And a nice glass of Scotch.
Jimbo | April 4, 2007 at 10:15 am
That star is in my bedroom and she was kissing it as she left.
Jimbo | April 4, 2007 at 10:16 am
And I did her right there on the red carpet
bungoone | April 4, 2007 at 10:16 am
i never understood why celebrities get so excited about the stupid stars. they have to pay for the damn thing themselves.
yeah she’s real down to earth. how many poses can do you do over your star halle. i count 10!
Bugman4045 | April 4, 2007 at 10:19 am
She is a shit actress. And don’t write back stating how great she was in Monster’s Ball.
She is mediocre at best.
thebor | April 4, 2007 at 10:20 am
Is there a hotter chick on the planet!? Seriously, I can’t hink of one.
Nsomniac | April 4, 2007 at 10:20 am
I would like to personally thank the masons who put that glory hole into her star. Halle worked it like a professional, no teeth whatsoever.
schack | April 4, 2007 at 10:21 am
i wonder how long those stars stay there before the exhume them
thebor | April 4, 2007 at 10:22 am
Oh Bung man I disgree for three minutes she was amazing in Monsters Ball.
bungoone | April 4, 2007 at 10:24 am
13, i didn’t say she wasn’t a good actress. i wouldn’t know. i haven’t seen any of her movies. i just said she doesn’t seem down to earth.
Fifth Stooge | April 4, 2007 at 10:25 am
And then she made out with my schlong.
veggi | April 4, 2007 at 10:25 am
@14- you didn’t say she wasn’t a good actress. You said she is a shit actress….
thebor | April 4, 2007 at 10:27 am
I’m not saying she is a good actress either, but for three minutes….WOW. But I think it is inherently impossible for a famous person to be really down to earth. It
NotTheMomma | April 4, 2007 at 10:28 am
There’s no reason this ugly cunt should have a star or an Oscar.
Well, there is one reason.
veggi | April 4, 2007 at 10:29 am
god I’m hung over. Bug guy said that….
F-Sucker | April 4, 2007 at 10:31 am
I wish I was the ground.
BOING!!!!
N@ughty | April 4, 2007 at 10:33 am
now she’s starting to remind me of janice dickinson…but without the panties and the flying hair and the obnoxious remarks and the crazy out-of-this-world attitude…well, maybe not janice dickinson. halle berry is actually NORMAL. the other chick is just nuts.
sympathee | April 4, 2007 at 10:34 am
That was strangely arousing.
Jimbo | April 4, 2007 at 10:37 am
Shack – the stars stay there for ever. There are hundreds of them along Hollywood Blvd.
@18 if you $5k and promise to appear at the unvailing, you can have one too. There are tons of them for people that no one living outside of LA have never heard of.
HollyJ | April 4, 2007 at 10:38 am
Those pics of her rubbing her tits all over the ground reminds me of my 6-month-old puppy when he makes sweet love down by the fire with his fluffy (and now sticky) puppy cot.
Peter Coffin | April 4, 2007 at 10:42 am
That’s gay. She’s gay. HAR HAR HAR
lambman | April 4, 2007 at 10:43 am
She’s an absolutely beautiful woman, its a shame she can’t act.
Biznitch | April 4, 2007 at 10:44 am
Peter Coffin, You are gay
N@ughty | April 4, 2007 at 10:45 am
#26 she CAN act! the Oscar says so!
rrd | April 4, 2007 at 10:48 am
not even halle berry can pull this off. she just looks silly
veggi | April 4, 2007 at 10:49 am
I love puppies!
LoneWolf | April 4, 2007 at 10:50 am
Attention whore much?
Maybe she was having a delayed reaction to the “head injury” she suffered when she hit somebody with her car and fled the scene a few years ago.
I’d hit it, but she’d have to promise not to talk.
Jimbo | April 4, 2007 at 10:50 am
An oscar and someones abilty to act are two differnt things. All and Oscar is is a Hollywood popularity contest. I think she is an OK actress and she was smoking for the 3 minutes and 32 seconds in Monsters Ball.
DrPhowstus | April 4, 2007 at 10:51 am
Funny, I could swear she was in the exact same position as the second to last pic when David Justice knocked the hearing right out of her fucking head.
daηielle™↵ | April 4, 2007 at 10:53 am
Halle Berry got that Oscar because of the nudity..not her acting skills.
The same way Denzel got an Oscar for cursing every two seconds in Training day.
diddleysquat | April 4, 2007 at 10:53 am
Body: YES.
Face: HEeeeeEEEEELLLLLLL NO!
j | April 4, 2007 at 10:55 am
GOOD FOR HER
mrs.t | April 4, 2007 at 11:01 am
That boyfriend of hers is riduculous. “What….oh hey, dude. Yeah, man, I just woke up….had NO idea they’d have all these cameras here…but I’m chill….ohyeah, Halle got one of those octagons with her name on it….what?”
iamsosmrt | April 4, 2007 at 11:07 am
#8. Posted by bungoone
#9. Posted by Bugman4045
(bungoone and Bugman4045 are two different people)
I agree with both of them. This woman is annoying and unintelligent; just a few days ago everyone was ripping her apart because of her suicide attempt comments, now she makes with the sexy and it
rrd | April 4, 2007 at 11:07 am
he needs a shower. or he should have at least shaved his neck for the event
F-Sucker | April 4, 2007 at 11:17 am
If you don’t find Halle Berry hot, you are obviously a cock jockey.
caljenna | April 4, 2007 at 11:19 am
Is that her boyfriend? I think he’s kinda yummy, in a Sawyer-from-Lost kinda way…
veggi | April 4, 2007 at 11:23 am
Sawyer IS yummy!
schack | April 4, 2007 at 11:30 am
Jimbo.
FOREVER. my, that’s a long time.
wedgeone | April 4, 2007 at 11:41 am
She could have lifted her dress & showed her pantiless inputs, and then filmed a gang-bang right there on her star!
THAT’S what I would call a dedicated actress!
Ricky Razzle | April 4, 2007 at 11:41 am
She ain’t done nothing good since The Flintstones. And the only good thing about that was her dress and that bit where the pterodactyl did a huuuuuge shit on the playground. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Classic. I wonder if that’s on YouTube.
Jimbo | April 4, 2007 at 11:46 am
Yes it is. Are you feeling better today? Any urge for babies today?
Niecy | April 4, 2007 at 11:50 am
@37 LMAO!
jpjrocks | April 4, 2007 at 11:55 am
Has she made one decent movie in her life, apart from the one were she went doggy with BBT
bungoone | April 4, 2007 at 12:01 pm
40, wow, you really showed everyone with that comment. like your opinion matters more so it’s now law?
iamsosmrt | April 4, 2007 at 12:03 pm
I for one am just so glad to see this people constantly celebrated and given awards. They are absolute heroes and being paid millions is just not enough for their heroic work. Clearly they are much braver than firefighters, more dedicated than doctors, more intelligent than scientists, more interesting than world leaders, more creative than great authors and more important that the rest of us. They are certainly constantly adding class, honesty and dignity to our world. I am so pleased that so many little children want to grow up to be like them. If I have learnt one thing from all my travels and my time in the world it is that you can never have too much money and too many awards, mansion or marriages. Because the goal in life is to TAKE as much as possible gather it up into a big giant pile and put your name on it. Life is about putting yourself on the biggest pedestal you can create, building monuments to yourself and being idolized and worshipped, because there is nothing more tangible, more real and more meaningful than fame.