Halle Berry sexually assaults Jamie Foxx
Thanks to the news-suck that is the MTV Movie Awards, I completely missed the Spike TV Guys Choice Awards on Saturday where Halle Berry mauled Jamie Foxx’s face after presenting her the “Decade of Hotness” award. Not only that, she went in for the crotch grab thus permitting Jamie to get a handful of Halle-ass. Personally, I would’ve gone for the Immediate Sex on the Podium maneuver, but I was bitten by a radioactive spider which removed all sense of decorum. Ladies?