Here’s Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry at the 6th Annual Keep a Child Alive Ball in New York last night, and nothing helps a child stay alive more than knowing a blogger is getting laid by an Oscar-winning actress. No, really, I’ve crunched the numbers and it’s better than taking the little scamps to Olive Garden for never-ending pasta. You can’t fight the math.
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tiz nizzle | October 16, 2009 at 6:28 pm
damn shes sexy, good thing i’ve seen her tits already
Someone.else | October 16, 2009 at 6:31 pm
her makeup foundation looks horrid..but other than that..hot per usual..but her ego must b taking a punch in the nuts beside her roman god of a husband..yum..yum yum yummy..iam a red blooded female..so hold ur gay insults
Taz | October 16, 2009 at 6:36 pm
She has great tits
mike jones | October 16, 2009 at 6:38 pm
i really dont understand whats so great about her.. really dont get it
Intermino | October 16, 2009 at 6:41 pm
They make such a sexy couple, mmmm
nancle22@hotmail.com | October 16, 2009 at 6:49 pm
@4… you are retarded.
isa | October 16, 2009 at 6:51 pm
GORGEOUS!
Gary | October 16, 2009 at 6:59 pm
I never liked her short hair. She needs to grow it long.
kingofbeer | October 16, 2009 at 7:05 pm
me to super!
mike jones | October 16, 2009 at 7:07 pm
@6 good argument, mind elaborating though?
Get a clue | October 16, 2009 at 7:11 pm
@2…news flash. Halle isn’t married to the guy.
Long time listener, First time caller | October 16, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Halle Berry is nearly twice as old as Lindsay Lohan, but she’s 100x better looking. Aahh…drugs and bad genetics!
Giggles | October 16, 2009 at 7:15 pm
She’s trying too hard to be noticed. It’s sad.
Keepcelineonyourside | October 16, 2009 at 7:16 pm
Way too tight!!!!
Long time listener, First time caller | October 16, 2009 at 7:21 pm
Halle Berry is nearly 2x older than Lindsay Lohan, but she’s 100x better looking! Ahhh…drugs and bad genetics…damn you!
spinal | October 16, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Good god…how is this woman in her 40s?
jt | October 16, 2009 at 7:38 pm
sweet jesus. she’s sick
7L | October 16, 2009 at 7:52 pm
she’s butt the fuck ugly.
i’d take the monster kardashian over that.
janet | October 16, 2009 at 7:59 pm
i agree with comment number13, she is trying to hard, it is very sad
Sport | October 16, 2009 at 8:04 pm
classy. HOT. And will continue to hold up well and put younger ladies to shame for years to come.
Long time listener, First time caller | October 16, 2009 at 8:12 pm
I have to say, she’s actually dressed for “her age”. There was a time when she would show up at award shows in a bikini top and her g-string hanging out…literally…a bikini!
janet | October 16, 2009 at 8:18 pm
i agree with number 13, she trys to hard, it is very sad
don promillo | October 16, 2009 at 8:20 pm
i’m with #8, she is even more wow with long hair, like in ‘things we lost in the fire’ and any number of flicks of around that time.
(13&19) how is she trying too hard, what am i missing here?
abba | October 16, 2009 at 8:34 pm
i never really thought halle was as breath taking as everyone in lala land made her out to be but she looks friggen stunning in the pics.
Orange | October 16, 2009 at 8:47 pm
Very nice! She is the only woman I can think of who looks better with short hair than long.
Th Cynic | October 16, 2009 at 9:15 pm
The hair looks bad and she’s looking a little long in the tooth. Other than them hooties, she’s seen better days.
me | October 16, 2009 at 10:11 pm
she’s a beautiful woman. . . There’s nothing bad I can say about her. She’s a beauty. period.
ppl | October 16, 2009 at 10:37 pm
by far the best looking old broad… unlike Pamela
Brooke | October 16, 2009 at 10:55 pm
You know, I know she’s pretty, and she CAN be pretty, but I think she looks awful in short hair (it emphasizes her bad nose job) and she just doesn’t do anything for me. And she’s a bad actress… I still can’t believe she got an Oscar.
Why do black women in Hollywood all want Caucasian noses? Black women are beautiful when they don’t try to make themselves white…
maudina | October 16, 2009 at 11:08 pm
Oh Gabriel is so hot! I would love to have a threesome with these two!
ha | October 16, 2009 at 11:11 pm
It’s nice for once for the mind-bendingly beautiful actress to be with someone who’s on her level. The lopsided couples are very sweet and all, but this pair actually makes sense together.
Venom | October 16, 2009 at 11:16 pm
^^^ Yawn. You just knew someone would make race an issue.
… moving on. Congrats, Fish. You’ve actually posted a real (beautiful) woman. You’ve been slipping all week, but you’ve redeemed your self and closed it with a bang with this one.
And for what it’s worth, I’ve always dug her more with short hair. It actually makes her look younger.
gigi | October 16, 2009 at 11:31 pm
meh…. cute dress… nice pumps…. Gabriel should try more tho- he looks so shlumpy
biotch on wheels | October 16, 2009 at 11:40 pm
i can’t believe no one mentioned the slight nipple peeking out in pic 1!
Bert | October 17, 2009 at 12:50 am
She is a nice looking white lady.
Leah | October 17, 2009 at 12:54 am
The thing that is sad is that there are people posting comments about how unfortunate she looks. what is unfortunate is how jealous some people are. this woman is a mother in her 40′s and she looks that great. cant say that for many people. she is gorgeous.
lola | October 17, 2009 at 1:25 am
Halle is a very beautiful woman. The dress looks smoking on her, but it is a little too tight on top. She always looks so classy and put together. One of the few respectable actors in Hollywood.
Narcissist | October 17, 2009 at 7:55 am
@ 28 – Yeah. Hang in there Pam Anderson. Just one more year and you’ll look like this.
Actually I don’t like that dress and the hair isn’t working at all. Hope she isn’t listening to Tyra Banks.
capitanne | October 17, 2009 at 9:33 am
Shiloh who? Their daughter is going to be the most beautiful creature on the planet. Hope they make a few more.
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Niqua | October 17, 2009 at 11:15 am
I’ve never heard about her having a nose job!
Can someone elaborate?
Elisa | October 17, 2009 at 11:58 am
She’s trying too hard???? Where????..and can I please look like this when I try too hard because even when I don’t, I do not look anything like this!
Leah @ 36, I completely agree with you! I would love to see what these people look like when they make these comments.
idiots | October 17, 2009 at 12:38 pm
@ 29. Brookes dumbass
“”Why do black women in Hollywood all want Caucasian noses? Black women are beautiful when they don’t try to make themselves white”"”
SHES 1/2 WHITE YOU STUPID CUNT
anon | October 17, 2009 at 2:36 pm
gorgeous gorgeous woman, damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me09 | October 17, 2009 at 3:02 pm
she is a very pretty and classy woman but the dress has got to go !!!!!!!
Live Ebony Girls | October 17, 2009 at 8:14 pm
I’d let her spin around on my crank shaft.
meow | October 17, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Every time I look at her hot boyfriend I have to go jump on mine. Damn
Meh | October 17, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Fucking hell, she is gorgeous.
look hard | October 17, 2009 at 10:13 pm
i agree with 29, she had a nose job, what was wronge with the black nose you had, and yes she is now long in the tooth, when a women starts to age, she over do it, with to much breast showing, flap jacks, sagging down, to much botox, those eyes look insane, and white make up on face, clown, the most important thing about her, because who give a dame about her looks, her acting is like a retard, sorry, she can not act. keep your money.
Kristin | October 17, 2009 at 11:51 pm
pretty but her makeup is too light