Halle Berry makes me want to strangle a mountain ox (Suck it, Megan Fox)

Here’s Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry at the 6th Annual Keep a Child Alive Ball in New York last night, and nothing helps a child stay alive more than knowing a blogger is getting laid by an Oscar-winning actress. No, really, I’ve crunched the numbers and it’s better than taking the little scamps to Olive Garden for never-ending pasta. You can’t fight the math.

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