Halle Berry made a joke Friday on The Tonight Show that some are calling anti-Semitic. Halle was promoting her new movie “Things We Lost in The Fire” and was using her laptop to show Jay distorted pictures of herself. Sounds like comedy gold to me. What could possibly go wrong? Page Six reports:
According to one audience member, “She introduced the first photo by saying, ‘Here’s where I look like my Jewish cousin!’ – it was a picture of her with a huge, distorted nose. No one laughed, and Jay nervously said, ‘I’m glad you said that and not me.’ When the show aired, they cut out her ‘Jewish’ comment and added a laugh track to the bit.”
A very tearful Halle Berry contacted Page Six to set the record straight:
“I so didn’t mean to offend anybody – and after the show I realized it could be seen as offensive, so I asked Jay to take it out, and he did.What happened was I was backstage before the show and I have three girls who are Jewish who work for me. We were going through pictures to see which ones looked silly, and one of my Jewish friends said [of the big-nose picture], ‘That could be your Jewish cousin!’ And I guess it was fresh in my mind, and it just came out of my mouth. But I didn’t mean to offend anybody. I didn’t. I didn’t mean any harm.
So Halle Berry makes an anti-Semitic joke and who does she blame? The Jews. I believe it’s time to hire a new publicist. You know, one that isn’t Hitler. In the meantime, somewhere, somehow, Mel Gibson has a giant boner.
jojo | October 23, 2007 at 10:57 am
first
Sapphire | October 23, 2007 at 10:57 am
First!
SaraDevil | October 23, 2007 at 10:57 am
I’m against anyone that can spell semite.
havoc | October 23, 2007 at 11:00 am
Oy bitches!
What does dis ho know from anything?
Ehhhhh…..
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what if | October 23, 2007 at 11:02 am
what if i sad my nose looks really wide and flat in that pic, i look like a black.
would people be cool?
Oberfuhrer Halle Berry | October 23, 2007 at 11:03 am
Achtung! Ja, ich bin ein gross, gross sheisenkopfen.
Oeuf | October 23, 2007 at 11:04 am
Well done superfish, you have officially just given everyone permission to slag of black people. Which they will, and use her remark to justify it.
Joe | October 23, 2007 at 11:06 am
Leno was a repeat last night, at least I thought it was.
Benito | October 23, 2007 at 11:07 am
She should have said Italian cousin.
J-Sin | October 23, 2007 at 11:07 am
@#7 You said it!
leatherdaddy | October 23, 2007 at 11:08 am
shes old news. for her to have a baby out of wed lock shows just how crazy she is. …or should i say, loose, since she wasnt serious about anyone. damn, there goes my chance!
whaaaa??? | October 23, 2007 at 11:09 am
“Well done superfish, you have officially just given everyone permission to slag of black people”
Halle Berry is black??? Nah. She’s not exactly white, but close. She’s a Mocha-American. Give her proper credit, given what she works so hard to play up (and down) in her appearance.
those jews | October 23, 2007 at 11:10 am
all of their nobel prizes, inventions, good jokes, phDs, smarts, money, delis…. etc
why can’t they be more like other races and have lots of bastards, live off welfare, be lazy, commit hate crimes( in america), put out fatwas on anyone who enjoys democracy, fill up correctional facilities, benefit from my personal hard work and money by taking government money, hate americans and bomb our cities, screw up my order at wendy’s, etc.
now i see why people hate them so. they’ve earned it!
nipolian | October 23, 2007 at 11:10 am
“So Halle Berry makes an anti-Semitic joke and who does she blame? The Jews.”
Priceless!!!
If you can’t make fun of the Heebs who can you make fun of???
Ll | October 23, 2007 at 11:10 am
Top 20 this is new
Idiotbox | October 23, 2007 at 11:11 am
I can’t stand Halle Berry! I don’t know what it is about her…….but she just erks me. I guess it could be her constantly making comments about racial bullshit. She recently made a comment about getting discriminated against when getting cast for certain roles because she is black. I am pretty sure her mother is white…….. It’s awesome she is knocked up by a white guy…… I think she is a racist. She has milked to African American card way too long. She never credits her mother for shit. She made too much of a big deal when she won the Academy award for that Dorthy Dandridge movie……come on! The first African American woman to win………she’s only 1/2 African American so does that really count???!! Haha I don’t mean to be insensitive but she kinda deserves getting heckled for the Jew thing. She also is one of those leave the scene after an accident because I am better that you types…..Lastly Catwoman sucked. MEOW.
Heebie G'Home | October 23, 2007 at 11:11 am
I’m surprised the Jews that control Hollywood permitted the remark to be edited out. They LOVE to complain that they’ve been persecuted. It’s their greatest pleasure in life.
Joe | October 23, 2007 at 11:12 am
*Confirmed*
They didn’t even air the show recorded yesterday. They played an old show with Steve Carell. NBC.com doesn’t even mention anything about Halle Berry.
Italian Stallion | October 23, 2007 at 11:12 am
@9 But she didn’t did she? Fuck off you Jewish piece of shit, only a Jew would say that to take the focus off them…….hahahaha
You just got burnt, just like your great grandma……..
Jesse J. | October 23, 2007 at 11:13 am
“she’s only 1/2 African American so does that really count???!! ”
yes. it means you have a 50-50 chance of holding a job.
Mr. Gumby | October 23, 2007 at 11:13 am
HA! That’s some funny stuff right there. She’s like an idiot while only being stupid.
Impartial Observer | October 23, 2007 at 11:14 am
Yeah I don’t know. Jews certainly have some of the biggest honkers out there. But for consistency, in terms of nose size in ALL members of the group, the Italians win. Must be how they smell out all the manual labor jobs, generation after generation.
Rommel | October 23, 2007 at 11:17 am
Fried Jew tastes like chicken.
J-Sin | October 23, 2007 at 11:17 am
This isn’t gonna end well…”eats popcorn*
blpressure | October 23, 2007 at 11:17 am
The world is PC mad, you can’t say anything these days. She shouldn’t have to apologise for a remark that wasn’t intentionally offensive. By apologising it makes you look guilty when you didn’t do anything wrong.
Everyone knows Jews have big noses, Blacks have big lips, Asians have small dicks and Whites can’t dance (except me, I’m awesome). If you’re too sensitive to that stuff then go kill yourself.
^Jodi | October 23, 2007 at 11:17 am
Jewus Christ, that’s terrible! Actually I’m allowed to make Jewish jokes – I’m Irish. I’m the new Torah or Oprah or something. I have some great jokes about Moses too. I also had bum-sex with Jesus – he’s such a giver; my favourite part is where he gives me paper-cuts with Bible pages…on my knob…as I simultaneously lick Aaron’s Rod. I love having sex with Biblical figures – I’m currently exploring the annals and anals of religion.
Oh…I also believe in the principle of free speech. Well done Halle – you bring out the half-black in everyone!
^Jodi
they are a smart people | October 23, 2007 at 11:18 am
#13 – they did earn a lot of nobel prizes and they are such a small percent of the population. and i have never seen a jew working at wendy’s or in a trailer park.
a lot of times they have big noses, not always those. pretty much every celeb is jewish and most don’t have big noses.
( look at the wikipedia list )
scarlette johansson is jewish, never new that. can’t wait for ” the other boleyn girl ” natalie portman ( jewish ) will also star.
* MISS UNIVERSE | October 23, 2007 at 11:18 am
She was actually the first Black Miss USA World
and 1st runner up for Miss USA Universe in 1986
Both videos are on YouTube
You have to be extremely careful in these times. Any thing could potentially land on YouTube and haunt you for years.
That may explain why she was tearful with calling page 6.
But it is interesting that one audience member actually contacted the Post to give that story after the show.
nipolian | October 23, 2007 at 11:19 am
Just as Charlie Manson planned, the colored folk are turning against the Jews.
Italian Stallion | October 23, 2007 at 11:19 am
@22 WTF? How did we go from Jews to Italians? Fuck all of you………..
Alright, before i go………
Have you heard about the new Italian tires?
Daego through rain, daego through snow, daego flat, daego WOP WOP WOP WOP……………
Yeah I said it, now back to hating naggers and heebs………
Shit4Brains | October 23, 2007 at 11:20 am
#22 – You got that so right! Funny! Geez you can’t say anything without it being misconstrued. What a load of crap! And since we’re working on stereotypes does anyone know if all black guys have huge dinks and all Asian guys have micro dinkies?
they are a smart people | October 23, 2007 at 11:21 am
knew.
but people are really PC now, not that i think they should be but it is normal for people to get a little mad
she has a broad flat nose like a black person… that would get people mad
if i called her nappy headed people would get mad too. so people are going to get mad, not saying they should
kitty litter | October 23, 2007 at 11:22 am
when have you met a jew without a big nose? i mean really people. it’s not racism. it’s just a fact.
FagHag | October 23, 2007 at 11:23 am
Most brothers that i’ve fucked had huge cocks. My clit is bigger than most asian guys that i’ve seen, little sissy dicks. White guys come in all sizes.
chinaman | October 23, 2007 at 11:23 am
aside from the nose thing, most jews are really smart and productive members of society… i’d rather be a HEEB than a nagg…
Pee4Kim | October 23, 2007 at 11:25 am
Sadly there have been scientists who actually measured dicks. Must be the same deal as docs who decide to specialize in urology or … ugh … proctology. Seriously, why??? Just make the ones who almost flunk out of med school do it, or they don’t get a license to practice. Anyway, these dick-measuring scientists have found small differences but the ordering consistently ends up being black>white>asian>Sam Hain.
J-Sin | October 23, 2007 at 11:25 am
Well i’m black and i got a huge dink…what? too soon?
nipolian | October 23, 2007 at 11:26 am
35 – Thought you were a Gook.
actually kitty litter | October 23, 2007 at 11:26 am
goldie hawn, natalie portman, adam brody( not adrian ), madeline kahn ( dead now)…. many of them actually, many have big ones too though.
there were like 5 jews in my graduating class, one was the valedictorian. Two didn’t have big noses. i’ve met people with big noses who aren’t jewish.
J-Sin | October 23, 2007 at 11:27 am
@35 and i’d rather be a nagger than a small dick chinaman.
J-Sin | October 23, 2007 at 11:28 am
Bar Rafaeli is jewish…no big nose…
Typin' and fappin' | October 23, 2007 at 11:28 am
I have an ENORMOUS internet penis.
Mel Gibson | October 23, 2007 at 11:30 am
#13 – you actually kind of make a good point.
the jews aren’t so bad…. maybe as a whole they are more useful and helpful than other races, heck my doctor is jewish and he is a nice man.
Jay Leno assistant | October 23, 2007 at 11:31 am
We also showed her a distorted picture where she was reaching out for foodstamps, and Halle said “That could be my cousin! On my father’s side!”
J-Sin | October 23, 2007 at 11:31 am
I’ve been INSIDE of a jew…she was pretty nice…
yeah J-Sin | October 23, 2007 at 11:32 am
i mean sometimes they do sometimes not. sometimes black people are black as tar, sometimes not. jews are often times really smart and rich and creative. i like them.
J-Sin | October 23, 2007 at 11:32 am
@44 Whachu talkin’ bout? White people got the food stamp game on lock.
John Rambo | October 23, 2007 at 11:33 am
I’m John Rambo, who the fuck is this bitch?
Jews? I only fight Burma. Are there Jews in Burma?
I’ll rip some heads off.
JOHN RAMBO.
Dr. Nobel | October 23, 2007 at 11:33 am
There’s no question that black men have the largest penises. Haven’t you ever seen all their big bulges in their pants, for example waiting to take the driving test for the 10th time at the DMV, or in the unemployment line?
Italian Stallion | October 23, 2007 at 11:33 am
@45 Ha Ha, you fucked a blood hound…………….