Halle Berry made an appearance on Letterman last night and she’s definitely getting that pregnant glow about her. I also couldn’t help but notice her breasts, I mean eyes. Her eyes are so beautiful and plump and round. Yes, they truly are the window into the nipple. I mean, soul. Window into the soul. Halle Berry has a beautiful soul. I’m interested in her as a human being and not as a giant mammary canyon that I could build a cabin in. And possibly start a ranch of mid-size cattle. Do you think there’s room for a duck pond?
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leatherdaddy | October 9, 2007 at 10:06 am
she looks old, 7 FIRST!!!!
aaaaaaaaaa | October 9, 2007 at 10:06 am
First!
leatherdaddy | October 9, 2007 at 10:07 am
i meant & instead of 7. THIRD! too
Mike | October 9, 2007 at 10:08 am
Soon to be the MILF of MILFs.
Auntie Kryst | October 9, 2007 at 10:08 am
Old? No way, she looks great. I bet she can even fit in her Catwoman suit again except she’ll need even a bigger top.
havoc | October 9, 2007 at 10:09 am
Halle Berry with big tits. It doesn’t get any better than that…..
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jrzmommy | October 9, 2007 at 10:12 am
So how long til the father dumps her?
lux | October 9, 2007 at 10:19 am
Soon she’ll be wearing pads in her bra to keep from staining her clothes and smell like rotten milk. Yeah…that’s sexy.
jenny | October 9, 2007 at 10:21 am
she’s so…..
lux | October 9, 2007 at 10:23 am
That hair is horrible. It looks like a wig. She is one of the few women beautiful enough to look better with short hair.
but, but... | October 9, 2007 at 10:28 am
…but she said anal wouldn’t lead to children! another 18 years of child support? aarrggh.
Brock Landers | October 9, 2007 at 10:37 am
She was hottest in “Boomerang”
FRIST!!! | October 9, 2007 at 10:50 am
I was wondering about the 7 leatherdaddy 6, pretty much9 thought it was a ty4po
Barry LeFarge | October 9, 2007 at 10:50 am
I wonder if chocolate milk comes out? That would rule.
freakwad | October 9, 2007 at 10:51 am
who is the father?
she looks amazing.
mister answerful | October 9, 2007 at 10:53 am
The father is Mike Tyson
FRIST!!! | October 9, 2007 at 10:55 am
Oh I love his chicken tenders
mister answerful | October 9, 2007 at 10:58 am
ohyeah!!! and have you tried the new flavor? it’s called “Ears”. they are scream-your-head-off good. Although nothing is as tastey as the date rape flavor.
leatherdaddy | October 9, 2007 at 11:12 am
hey frist, where have you been? i was hoping to be second too. aaaaaaaa messed that up for me.
igroovin | October 9, 2007 at 11:19 am
she looks cute:)ehhh, i look at her and her man and they just dont fit together. it has nothing to do with race, there’s just something that isnt right about them. he’s sexy but also very feminine looking or something.
igroovin | October 9, 2007 at 11:19 am
she looks like janet jackson with long hair.
boobies | October 9, 2007 at 11:21 am
She’s purdy and her boobs have always been big, infact they ain’t growing that much compared to some preg ladies (slama and haguillera). Berry actually looks best with short hair which is really rare most women look like nasty dykos (no offense lesbians) with pixie cuts but Halle actually looks best with one. Something about her face she ends up looking a little plain and mousy with long hair which is strange cuz long flowing hair is so feminie and beautiful… when it’s real which I guess it never is in Hollywood.
Spongebob Gangsta | October 9, 2007 at 11:25 am
She’s using him for his genes. Procreating with an enhanced potential for attractive progeny. It’s like having sex while holding a magic power crystal in hand.
PunkA | October 9, 2007 at 11:26 am
Great legs on that preggo babe. She looks pretty HAWT. Of course, she is only 4 months, so she still has time to go Hayek on us.
FRIST!!! | October 9, 2007 at 11:27 am
Well, leatherdaddy, you should focus less on the number you are and more on yout typng skiills cause that’s raelyy all that mattters
23rd!!!
See? That was dumd, cause it took me 5 minutes just to write this.
Ear flavor, eh?
leatherdaddy | October 9, 2007 at 11:44 am
haha@25
SouthAfricanHottie | October 9, 2007 at 11:55 am
shes hot..no doubt! but she has nothing on me….fuck im hot..
this is why im hot:
im hot coz im fly!!!
Minthon | October 9, 2007 at 12:11 pm
I’d like to see her really throw herself into motherhood, and do a great job at it. Not because I care about her or think Hollywood should have at least a few role models – I just want her to stop making movies.
NoAngel | October 9, 2007 at 12:16 pm
She looks great, and happy.
I have nothing else to say.
veggi | October 9, 2007 at 12:32 pm
wow, #29, that was really interesting to read. thanks for commenting.
BodaciousBoobs | October 9, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Those bodacious ta ta’s look yummy. After the child is born maybe get a picture of the baby resting it head on Halle’s chest looking at the camera with a milk moustache and a caption that say’s “GOT MILK?”
craigj | October 9, 2007 at 12:38 pm
I love pregger boobs.
She really doesn’t look all that tired. I guess she’s not chucking up every morning.
new veggi | October 9, 2007 at 12:40 pm
mother fucking veggi
* MISS UNIVERSE | October 9, 2007 at 12:40 pm
You can see she enjoys being a star
in 1986 She was 1st runner up in the Miss USA Universe pageant
and the winner in the Miss USA World Pageant later that year
yolatengo | October 9, 2007 at 12:43 pm
her baby daddy is HOT
jrzmommy | October 9, 2007 at 1:06 pm
At least she picked the right dad, to dilute some of the dysgenic material in the egg.
CS | October 9, 2007 at 1:10 pm
36
That’s racist! ):^(
Tiffany | October 9, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Mammary canyon!
blah | October 9, 2007 at 1:37 pm
LOL @ 36…. Dumb ass ugly white bitch
J-Sin | October 9, 2007 at 2:43 pm
#36. Fucking racist bitch.
nagger please | October 9, 2007 at 3:08 pm
people only make a big deal out of her because she is half simian.
J-Sin | October 9, 2007 at 3:24 pm
@#41 and your mother is half whore.
p0nk | October 9, 2007 at 5:52 pm
These pictures make me uneasy. I read somewhere that we often think they’re smiling and waving, but actually they’re showing their teeth and trying to make themselves look bigger, in an aggressive display. I wonder who provoked Halle?
Mama Pinkus | October 9, 2007 at 6:17 pm
Hmmmm……yet another Hollywood actress squeezing one out before her career and her crotch dry up. Yawn.
jacknasty | October 9, 2007 at 8:57 pm
Congrads Halle! You are a crappy actress, but I am sure you will be a great MILF!
Makemepuke | October 9, 2007 at 10:46 pm
WELL THAT GREATS CAUSE i’M CLEARED FOR SUCKLING, AND iiREAL HUNGRY!
Too funny | October 9, 2007 at 11:30 pm
36. jrzmommy,
You should probably pray for some of that good dysgenic material so you can finally grow an ass, get some shape, have some rhythm.. good skin.. good teeth.. basically, have normal genes. And hopefully don’t fall apart and look like crap after 25, like every other white broad I know does. Corny jealous cunt
Blondamnation | October 10, 2007 at 3:18 am
#20-I agree about the father-he doesn’t fit with her, he’s too pretty and feminine looking. She needs to balaance her good looks with someone more rugged.
#36-???? WTF? That was a cheap shot and not even funny. What’s the point?
Oh and #47-Aren’t you stereotyping? I look way better now than I did at 25, 2 kids and size 3..don’t generalize the way other poeple do
shinyee | October 10, 2007 at 4:28 am
sexy pretty gorgeous classy decent mom! wish i had a mum like halle berry~
really? | October 10, 2007 at 8:52 am
#47..
“so you can finally grow an ass, get some shape, have some rhythm.. good skin.. good teeth..”
You forgot to mention develop a taste for watermelon and fried chicken! Way to demonstrate two wrongs making rampant idiocy.