Halle Berry has six toes

A number of readers pointed out that yesterday’s pictures of Halle Berry show her with a sixth toe on her right foot. I don’t know how something like that could have gone unnoticed for all these years, but the evidence is pretty convincing. Although I don’t see why anybody who knows they have a gross deformity like that would be willing to expose it to the public. Wearing shoes isn’t that much harder than wearing sandals, but it’s the difference between people thinking you’re hot, and people thinking you’re a mutant.

*Update: Judging from other pictures and common sense, Halle Berry doesn’t really have six toes. Whatever it is that we’re looking at here isn’t a toe, just some disgusting growth that she’s newly developed. Like a bunion or cancer.