Halle Berry’s new man, Versace model Gabriel Aubry, is apparently so popular with the ladies that, according to the NY Post, “he makes [Berry's ex] Eric Benet look tame.” Benet is a self-confessed sex addict. While Berry went to Angela Bassett’s baby shower last weekend, Aubry was in Miami where he drove his vintage Camaro convertible and “chased young women” around the clock. A source said, “He wants to be famous, and he will use Halle to get there. He has a place on the beach and he pretty much chases whatever is around.”
You know how some women keep doing the wrong thing over and over, whether it’s overcooking the lobster or forgetting the safety word when you stick their head in the toilet? Well, Halle Berry has the same problem, only with picking men. They all tend to cheat on her. I’m not sure if she misunderstands what the term “open relationship” means, or whether she’s so annoying that she drives them away. Or maybe it has something to do with her dating male models and sex addicts. But she really has no cause to be upset. It’d be like dating a schizophrenic and getting upset when he humps the cat.
Larry | January 31, 2006 at 9:25 am
Is anyone surprised? How can you stay faithful to a woman with six toes?
hafaball | January 31, 2006 at 9:29 am
I feel bad for her…she was the #1 woman, now she;s as close to shit as you can get. If i could, i’d treat her right…then most likely cheat on her. :o
ESQ | January 31, 2006 at 9:44 am
Oh, Superficial I damn well almost spit my coffee all over the monitor!
Maybe she isn’t into sex and just doesn’t give it up? I am seeing a pattern here with her last boyfriends, anyone, anyone?
PinkRose | January 31, 2006 at 9:54 am
I kind of feel bad for Halle. I think believe Halle is uptight nor a bitchy woman. In every interview I’ve seen her in she seems pretty nice. I think she, like a lot of female celebrities, lives in a bubble and just has poor judgement when it comes to men.
eastboundanddown | January 31, 2006 at 10:05 am
She is either the world’s worst lover or the world’s worst judge of men. However, if she came to live with me I would give her 100% of my love and attention (except for when I was having sex with my wife.)
SuperSpence | January 31, 2006 at 10:59 am
I think I could teach Halle to be a great lover. I would be kind and tender and thoughful when I slapped her ass and told her to scream out “TAKE ME, CONAN!” every ten seconds during our lovemaking.
Olichka | January 31, 2006 at 11:13 am
Geez, this woman has more issues than Cosmo.
I can’t stand women like her, they have everything in the world under their fingertips and still choose to lower themselves. She seems to have very very low self esteem, goes for the hottest, yet the dumbest and least kind men she can find. It’s quite pathetic, but a woman will always show her level by the man she chooses. Take for example Britney, always was trailer trash, just needed Kevin to show everyone else she was trailer trash. So basically Halle is beautiful, radiant, and vibrant, yet dumb as hell.
DEVO | January 31, 2006 at 11:20 am
Miss Barry collected her Razzie for “Cat Woman” in person. She does not take herself too seriously, which in terms of ego and self-image is a double-edged swordfish. She should immediately marry Cuba Gooding Jr. and start to work on “Snow Dogs II: Watch Out Where Them Huskies Go.”
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Intersecting love lines
Drew us closer every day
Always kept your distance
When you felt my presence near you
Love keeps on rolling over …
HollyJ | January 31, 2006 at 11:24 am
Maybe Halle secretly has a penis.
Georgia | January 31, 2006 at 11:34 am
Halle must not have any self respect.
Maybe she should start dating women. Thats what I would do if I kept picking terrible men. I mean at least shes not married to Kevin Federdouche.
To bad Angelina is with Brad. Angelina and Halle would make a cute couple and could adopt all the babies they want.
Shaun | January 31, 2006 at 11:35 am
Same as Poster # 3 ESQ. Not coffee this time but my water. I also believe Halle Berry is an attention “…..” for the work she puts in. But it is clear she just wants a man for her. Not the cash and fame.
wickedopinion | January 31, 2006 at 11:45 am
Olichka – I take issue with your jealousy-driven bitterness. Did it ever occur to you that MAYBE these men LIED to her? Are a woman’s self-esteem and intelligence mutually exclusive? Obviously, she DOESN’T have everything – why are you so mad at her? You hate her because she’s not perfect. Are you afraid that if she can’t have it all, neither can you? It is interesting to me how women STILL want to bash each other instead of the men they are abused by because they are afraid if they are honest, they will end up alone and without a man. That’s fucking scary.
Olichka | January 31, 2006 at 12:09 pm
Wickedpinion, get your damn head out of your ass crack. I can understand if maybe Halle dated some nice jewish homely doctor, and he went around cheating on her. I’d forgive her for her mistake. But she’s going into this with eyes wide open, so I have absolutely no pity or her.
It’s like someone dating Colin Farrell. Would you really feel sorry for them when Colin inserted his penis into another woman. It’s just the way Colin is, and the woman who thought he would be faithful to her is completely deluded.
What I’m saying is, Hale is utterly responsible for her own actions. She knows what she’s doing with a young fame-hungry model. Why do you want me to feel sorry for her when she made her own bed. By the way, Halle is over 40 I think, women over 40 should not be able to be lied to like that. And what do you mean by “lied to” anyways. What do you think he said to her? “Halle, baby, I love you, I would never stick my dick into any other vagina, I promise”. She’d have to be 14 and a virgin to believe that.
So stop your whining and get into the real world.
gray | January 31, 2006 at 12:16 pm
chicks love jerks – it’s in their DNA. an asshole translates to them as a provider – and that’s what they are programmed to look for. brain is not involved when it comes to choosing a dude.
archyros | January 31, 2006 at 12:37 pm
Halle is the type woman who chooses assholes…remember, she has lost hearing in one ear from being beaten by a boyfriend. Wow, I feel better knowing I never had a chance with her. I don’t cheat or beat on women. Maybe I should start, then I could get Halle.
zena marie | January 31, 2006 at 1:13 pm
gray #14 if all “chicks” loved jerks I’d be wildly attracted to you, but in fact I think your post shows a sad absence of either brain or heart and believe me, many women look for both… though I will say, poor Halle does seem to have an issue with choosing emotionally unavailable guys.
Amorena | January 31, 2006 at 1:27 pm
Maybe he’s just a boy toy and she doesn’t care what he does… Halle has paid her dues amd she’s probably having a good time with some eye candy although I think she could do tons better.
PinkRose | January 31, 2006 at 1:33 pm
“chicks love jerks – it’s in their DNA. an asshole translates to them as a provider – and that’s what they are programmed to look for. brain is not involved when it comes to choosing a dude.”
I hate to admit this, but #14 does kind of right about that. And I’m a female that is agreeing with this. I know a lot of females that are attracted to jerks. It’s not intentional but it happens a lot more then what most care to admit. It’s pretty sad.
It’s clearly a self-esteem issue on the females part. In Halle Berry case: I’m no doctor but I think she has some serious issues with how she perceives herself. Being rich, famous and in the public eye doesn’t help things either.
speechless | January 31, 2006 at 2:13 pm
Halle probably doesn’t give the time of day to guys that are hot. And most guys that are hot are sluts. I said most. I mean, being the hottest chick ain’t easy. There are probably nice guys lined up outside her golden gates, but she probably doesn’t notice them if they aren’t obnoxious and arrogant. That’s just how it is… the nice guys don’t get noticed… Poor Halle. Being attractive is so hard.
gray | January 31, 2006 at 2:33 pm
#16, did i hit a nerve there?
duh-that’s what everybody wants. they all start with that thought, but then they just end up going for a jerk. don’t get upset – it’s nature. nothing embarrassing about it.
DNA is really hard to overwrite w/brain.
Kitchy | January 31, 2006 at 2:38 pm
You had me at …”chases pretty much anything”…I my friends am GOING TO MIAMI!
Kitchy | January 31, 2006 at 2:41 pm
PS…I dated ALOT of Jerks. They were mostly really HOT and really selfish! However, 13 years ago I married the nice, REALLY smart guy. His genes won out.
gray | January 31, 2006 at 2:54 pm
#22- you started w what was naturally attractive to you – jerks, and then you learned the lesson – that’s what i wanna see,congrats, i’m happy for ya. hopefully, halle is gonna get to that stage one of these days.
soapbox | January 31, 2006 at 3:19 pm
Even if Halle is looking for a relationship, she jumped on the occasion to bang the hawt dude. I would!
James Earl Cash | January 31, 2006 at 4:39 pm
Yeah, gray, ‘most’ women are attracted to jerks for their whole lives and it’s DNA. I’m glad I learned my biology from you and not, you know, a reputable source.
I mean who would have guessed that DNA determines our behaviour? Not me, for sure.
Let me guess, you’re one of those guys who calls himself a ‘nice guy’ and wonders why all the hot chicks don’t dig him and go for the ‘assholes’? If only the world were so black and white.
Kitchy | January 31, 2006 at 5:13 pm
#23…no the Jerks were Hot and well, girls aren’t always after their sould mate either. I didn’t learn anything from them, that implies I expected anything other than what I knew them to be…I actually found out I was even more attracted to the insane laughter and conversation I was able to have with the smart, nice one…oh and GREAT sex…always the quiet ones… HA!
gray | January 31, 2006 at 5:15 pm
world is GRAY, #25, try not to take it personally, not sure what your point is anyway, seems to me that you are trying to defend somethin. my post is just an other observation out there – and yes, iam nice – but i do get laid when i need to or want to, so that kinda ruins your lame ‘n angry little theory
benjamin01 | January 31, 2006 at 6:56 pm
In post #20 gray you sound like an asshat who thinks he’s an expert.
Love it how people project their own mentality onto “everyone” as if their being that way makes “all people/men/women that way. yet i don’t think there are any experts here lol
what’s with the site admin’s ” (women) forgetting the safety word when you stick their head in the toilet?” ?? Do you enjoy rape, too?
zena marie | January 31, 2006 at 7:01 pm
I don’t watch a lot of tv so my impressions aren’t forged by prime time… I mostly observe the relationships around me, and with friends and family what I see is that most women don’t go for jerks.
Most jerks do _think_ every woman is after them for sure. LOL.
amma | January 31, 2006 at 7:38 pm
…She’s really pretty and not a half bad actress. I dont’ know about her taste in men though…She’s married a couple of total losers…Maybe this model guy was just a nice piece of ____ and she isn’t looking for anything serious anymore?
Then again, I heard her say in an interview a few months ago that she really wants to have a baby but can’t see getting married again.
Huh? Maybe she should call KFed;)
keepitrealchick | January 31, 2006 at 9:52 pm
i think some people have a hard time believing that women often favor the casual encounter. You’d think our society would be a little more enlightened in the post-sex & the city era…but time will tell. (we have hormones too!) if this were a story about a famous guy hooking up with a girl, we would not give it a 2nd thought!
HughJorganthethird | January 31, 2006 at 10:02 pm
I think Halle should have just stayed with Billly Bob. They were hot together.
Bogart | February 2, 2006 at 2:47 am
Halle’s no different than many other women. They like guys who treat them like crap. That way they have something to bitch about, which is what really makes them happy. BTW, nobody with Billy Bob is hot. I wouldn’t follow that guy with a dildo.
daphne | February 13, 2006 at 2:54 am
i think everyone needs to back off Halle Berry if you dont know her leave her alone its very possible that she picks the wrong guys and it has nothing to do with how beautiful she is its the guy….but if you dont know someone and you have never been in their shoes dont stand in judgement…..
Darien | January 10, 2008 at 7:07 pm
There is something called Karma people. So if you believe in it there u have it.
To me she is very insecure and with low self-esteem but hey maybe 3rd time’s a charm.
Gabriel has written player all over his forehead, and yes! he will use her to the point of getting her pregnant. There are many, many women out there like her so please stop feeling sorry for the rich and dumb!