Halle Berry can’t keep a man

*halle-aubry-hookup.jpgHalle Berry’s new man, Versace model Gabriel Aubry, is apparently so popular with the ladies that, according to the NY Post, “he makes [Berry’s ex] Eric Benet look tame.” Benet is a self-confessed sex addict. While Berry went to Angela Bassett’s baby shower last weekend, Aubry was in Miami where he drove his vintage Camaro convertible and “chased young women” around the clock. A source said, “He wants to be famous, and he will use Halle to get there. He has a place on the beach and he pretty much chases whatever is around.”

You know how some women keep doing the wrong thing over and over, whether it’s overcooking the lobster or forgetting the safety word when you stick their head in the toilet? Well, Halle Berry has the same problem, only with picking men. They all tend to cheat on her. I’m not sure if she misunderstands what the term “open relationship” means, or whether she’s so annoying that she drives them away. Or maybe it has something to do with her dating male models and sex addicts. But she really has no cause to be upset. It’d be like dating a schizophrenic and getting upset when he humps the cat.