Halle Berry knows how to win Oscars

December 19th, 2008 // 112 Comments

Here’s a scantily-clad Halle Berry filming her new movie Frankie and Alice in Vancouver, and scope out the synopsis for this movie from Variety:

Story follows a young woman struggling with multiple personality disorder and torn between who she is and a racist Caucasian alter-personality that preys upon her mind.

So, think the boob-flashing of Swordfish meets that time your cousin brought his new black girlfriend to Thanksgiving dinner, and your grandfather said “Hey, look a colored person!” Which you silently laughed at in your head, while out loud saying “Alright, who stole his meds again?”

They should use that on the poster.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that are not screen grabs from Rocks: The Whitney Houston Story.

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  1. Aja ( the real )

    I just couldn’t understand it. The only sex I had was with a donkey in a Mexican donkey show and now I’m pregnant. I didn’t think I could get pregnant by a donkey. I thought and thought about it. We had to lick the donkey’s dong, so I didn’t think he had any kum left on it. Finally I figured it out. It wasn’t the donkey after all! It was a gerbil I stuffed up my cunt after I got home from shooting the donkey porn. I had forgotten all about that.

    I’m going to have an abortion. I don’t want to have a baby gerbil, even though that’s a lot nicer than having a baby donkey. Then, after the abortion, I’m going to stuff a parakeet up there because I want to lay little eggs!

  2. EuropeanGirl

    lol what a short short pair of chunky legs. I’ve seen sexier girls earning their money on the sidewalk.

  3. Liz

    #100 i don’t think woopi goldberg what an average black women looks like ( i am not black bty) there are MANY amazing beautilful fully black women, just because it’s not your taste you should not knock it. take a look at Joy Bryant, Tyra Banks, Kerry Washington, Gaberille Union and a ton more. and you can’t get on Beyonce for straightening her hair, look at how many white women plump up their lips and breasts and tan their skin to improve their looks.

  4. Fati

    # 103, show me where i said “ALL black women”. sure as hell there are some gorgeous black ladies. but few..very few. actually, goldberg is better looking than the average black woman. but i think you should hardly use celebrities as examples of beauty. i mean it’s a given. as for beyonce, there is a difference between improving your looks and making yourself NOT look like a black woman.

  5. Way to assume all your readers are white, Superficial Guy.

    Then again, I am white, so maybe you just knew?

    I live in Japan, so everytime my boyfriend introduces me to someone, it’s “Oh my god, you brought a foreigner with you. Does it speak?”

  6. Hello “Fati,” this is so not true that very few black women are beautiful. In fact I have a family full of black women. I do concur with you about Beyonce being powdered up in some ads, videos, movies, etc., but have you seen a real pic of Beyonce without any make up or weave? She’s actually pretty fair skinned for a black woman, and looks lighter without her make up on except for the time she was in that Loreal ad. She also has very wavy hair which is long enough for her to not have to wear weave so I don’t get why she does. She’s beautiful, but even more so in her natural form. I feel you on some of the things you said though about black women, and that’s why Im completely natural. No makeup, no straight weaves, no fake nails, etc. I have an afro,and wear braids most of the time. Race has nothing to do with who is better looking or what not though.

  7. CUTIE

    IT’S OBVIOUS THAT WHITE PEOPLE ARE FULL OF JEALOUSY. HOW COME EVERY TIME THERE IS AN ARTICLE WITH A BLACK WOMAN ALL YOU SEE IF RACIST COMMENTS BELOW? BUT YOU NEVER SEE THAT UNDER A WHITE WOMAN’S PHOTO….BECAUSE WHITE PEOPLE ARE ENVIOUS, THEY WISH THEY LOOKED HALF AS GOOD AS BLACK PEOPLE. THE WHITE WOMEN ARE DESPERATELY TRYING TO IMITATE BLACK WOMEN’S FEATURES…WHY DO YOU THINK PLASTIC SURGEONS ARE SO FILTHY RICH? WHITE WOMEN ARE KEEPING THEM IN BUSINESS, AS WELL AS TANNING SALONS…ALL YOU SEE THESE DAYS ARE WHITE WOMEN WITH BREASTS & BUTT IMPLANTS, INJECTED LIPS TO MAKE IT FULLER, FULLER HAIR, FAT ADDED TO THE SIDE OF THEIR HIPS, TANNED SKIN EVEN AT THE RISK OF GETTING SKIN CANCER FROM THESE DAMN TANNING BEDS! WHITE PEOPLE ARE UGLY AND THEY KNOW IT. NOTHING IS SEXY ABOUT PASTY SKIN AND YELLOW TEETH, THIN STRING LIPS AND FRECKLED FACES. YOU ALL KNOW WHAT YOU’RE UGLY WHEN YOU’RE WHITE, WHICH IS WHY YOU’RE SO THREATENED BY BEAUTIFUL BLACK WOMEN! GET OVER THE FACT THAT YOU WILL ALWAYS BE UGLY AND THAT YOU’LL NEVER BE BLACK, STICK WITH YOUR UGLY FEATURES. HALLY BERRY IS ONLY BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE SHE IS HALF BLACK, HAD SHE BEEN HALF WHITE SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN COMPLETELY UGLY! GET OVER YOURSELF AND STOP DENYING THE TRUTH THAT BLACK=BEAUTIFUL!

  8. CUTIE

    IT’S OBVIOUS THAT WHITE PEOPLE ARE FULL OF JEALOUSY. HOW COME EVERY TIME THERE IS AN ARTICLE WITH A BLACK WOMAN ALL YOU SEE IF RACIST COMMENTS BELOW? BUT YOU NEVER SEE THAT UNDER A WHITE WOMAN’S PHOTO….BECAUSE WHITE PEOPLE ARE ENVIOUS, THEY WISH THEY LOOKED HALF AS GOOD AS BLACK PEOPLE. THE WHITE WOMEN ARE DESPERATELY TRYING TO IMITATE BLACK WOMEN’S FEATURES…WHY DO YOU THINK PLASTIC SURGEONS ARE SO FILTHY RICH? WHITE WOMEN ARE KEEPING THEM IN BUSINESS, AS WELL AS TANNING SALONS…ALL YOU SEE THESE DAYS ARE WHITE WOMEN WITH BREASTS & BUTT IMPLANTS, INJECTED LIPS TO MAKE IT FULLER, FULLER HAIR, FAT ADDED TO THE SIDE OF THEIR HIPS, TANNED SKIN EVEN AT THE RISK OF GETTING SKIN CANCER FROM THESE DAMN TANNING BEDS! WHITE PEOPLE ARE UGLY AND THEY KNOW IT. NOTHING IS SEXY ABOUT PASTY SKIN AND YELLOW TEETH, THIN STRING LIPS AND FRECKLED FACES. YOU ALL KNOW WHAT YOU’RE UGLY WHEN YOU’RE WHITE, WHICH IS WHY YOU’RE SO THREATENED BY BEAUTIFUL BLACK WOMEN! GET OVER THE FACT THAT YOU WILL ALWAYS BE UGLY AND THAT YOU’LL NEVER BE BLACK, STICK WITH YOUR UGLY FEATURES. HALLY BERRY IS ONLY BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE SHE IS HALF BLACK, HAD SHE BEEN HALF WHITE SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN COMPLETELY UGLY! GET OVER YOURSELF AND STOP DENYING THE TRUTH THAT BLACK=BEAUTIFUL!

  9. CUTIE

    IT’S OBVIOUS THAT WHITE PEOPLE ARE FULL OF JEALOUSY. HOW COME EVERY TIME THERE IS AN ARTICLE WITH A BLACK WOMAN ALL YOU SEE IF RACIST COMMENTS BELOW? BUT YOU NEVER SEE THAT UNDER A WHITE WOMAN’S PHOTO….BECAUSE WHITE PEOPLE ARE ENVIOUS, THEY WISH THEY LOOKED HALF AS GOOD AS BLACK PEOPLE. THE WHITE WOMEN ARE DESPERATELY TRYING TO IMITATE BLACK WOMEN’S FEATURES…WHY DO YOU THINK PLASTIC SURGEONS ARE SO FILTHY RICH? WHITE WOMEN ARE KEEPING THEM IN BUSINESS, AS WELL AS TANNING SALONS…ALL YOU SEE THESE DAYS ARE WHITE WOMEN WITH BREASTS & BUTT IMPLANTS, INJECTED LIPS TO MAKE IT FULLER, FULLER HAIR, FAT ADDED TO THE SIDE OF THEIR HIPS, TANNED SKIN EVEN AT THE RISK OF GETTING SKIN CANCER FROM THESE DAMN TANNING BEDS! WHITE PEOPLE ARE UGLY AND THEY KNOW IT. NOTHING IS SEXY ABOUT PASTY SKIN AND YELLOW TEETH, THIN STRING LIPS AND FRECKLED FACES. YOU ALL KNOW WHAT YOU’RE UGLY WHEN YOU’RE WHITE, WHICH IS WHY YOU’RE SO THREATENED BY BEAUTIFUL BLACK WOMEN! GET OVER THE FACT THAT YOU WILL ALWAYS BE UGLY AND THAT YOU’LL NEVER BE BLACK, STICK WITH YOUR UGLY FEATURES. HALLY BERRY IS ONLY BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE SHE IS HALF BLACK, HAD SHE BEEN HALF WHITE SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN COMPLETELY UGLY! GET OVER YOURSELF AND STOP DENYING THE TRUTH THAT BLACK=BEAUTIFUL!

  10. @ Cutie: #107, 108, 109

    Hi whore! Your three posts mean you’re a three-holer! How would you like to star in a Mexican donkey show? $$$ EASY MONEY $$$ for a sassy shitskin slut like yourself who loves to suck and fuck donkey dong!

  11. smh

    you’re ALL morons.

  12. I’m faulting him for not. He is old and a new mother. It seems a good idea. But let’s pretend the sex goddess she is not being used.

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