Halle Berry knows how to win Oscars

December 19th, 2008 // 112 Comments

Here’s a scantily-clad Halle Berry filming her new movie Frankie and Alice in Vancouver, and scope out the synopsis for this movie from Variety:

Story follows a young woman struggling with multiple personality disorder and torn between who she is and a racist Caucasian alter-personality that preys upon her mind.

So, think the boob-flashing of Swordfish meets that time your cousin brought his new black girlfriend to Thanksgiving dinner, and your grandfather said “Hey, look a colored person!” Which you silently laughed at in your head, while out loud saying “Alright, who stole his meds again?”

They should use that on the poster.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that are not screen grabs from Rocks: The Whitney Houston Story.

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  1. Kahlee

    Yay for natural boobies! And wtf? Dark nipples are cute. Theres nothing people wont complain about on TheSuperficial.com is there?

  2. Paul

    For those who make a big deal of bony ass Jennifer Aniston – feast your eyes. This is what a real woman looks like. Her face is gorgeous and she has some meat on her bones. Yes, please.

  3. Kahlee

    And BTW: I am a pasty, crooked-toothed, trifle eating Brit, with saggy boobs and a gay boyfriend who steal my tampons.

  4. Sick Fuck

    damn, she has some sexy feet for a nig

  5. IKE

    @ #47 Val,
    They are leaving this site….in DROVES.

    Seriously, look:
    http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details/thesuperficial.com
    on the graph, click “MAX” and see how the traffic here is dying (like the site?).

    If you pander to the dregs, that’s what you’ll be left with. They should delete the racist comments or do away with the anonymous posting policy.

  6. Kugelschreiber

    She’s sexy only because her mother is Caucasian; that’s where her features come from. The same goes for Alicia Keys and so on.

  7. HEYTHISISME

    SHE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!

  8. HEYTHISISME

    @56— YOU”RE FULL OF DOO DOO!!!

  9. G. Taylor

    #s 4 & 9 Two silly-ass white boys with finger tip size pee pees (not even worth calling dicks) who sit in the safety of their mother’s basement making racist comments!

    Must be kind of hard to do, typing one-handed while you tickles your clit, ladies. I’d gladly beat the shit out of either one of you just for the fun of it, but when it happens, and karma says it will. Think of all these lame-ass comments you make while you’re getting your fuckin’ head caved in, bitches!

  10. G. Taylor

    #s 4 & 9 Two silly-ass white boys with finger tip size pee pees (not even worth calling dicks) who sit in the safety of their mother’s basement making racist comments!

    Must be kind of hard to do, typing one-handed while you tickle your clit, ladies. I’d gladly beat the shit out of either one of you just for the fun of it, but when it happens, and karma says it will. Think of all these lame-ass comments you make while you’re getting your fuckin’ head caved in, bitches!

  11. Yep

    For those of you arguing over whether she has “typical features” of a black woman, you should check her out pre- nose job. You just might change your argument…

  12. Look to the right. Look to the left. All I see is some plastic looking CHICKDOWNTOWN.

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  13. Look to the right. Look to the left. All I see is some plastic looking CHICKDOWNTOWN.

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  14. Look to the right. Look to the left. All I see is some plastic looking CHICKDOWNTOWN.

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  15. Look to the right. Look to the left. All I see is some plastic looking CHICKDOWNTOWN.

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  16. Look to the right. Look to the left. All I see is some plastic looking CHICKDOWNTOWN.

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  17. Look to the right. Look to the left. All I see is some plastic looking CHICKDOWNTOWN.

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  18. Look to the right. Look to the left. All I see is some plastic looking CHICKDOWNTOWN.

    AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

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  19. Look to the right. Look to the left. All I see is some plastic looking CHICKDOWNTOWN.

    AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

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  20. Look to the right. Look to the left. All I see is some plastic looking CHICKDOWNTOWN.

    AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

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  21. Look to the right. Look to the left. All I see is some plastic looking CHICKDOWNTOWN.

    AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

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  22. Look to the right. Look to the left. All I see is some plastic looking CHICKDOWNTOWN.

    AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

    harumph

  23. G. Taylor

    Now that I’ve taken care of you two silly ass white boys, I’m off to the local tearoom for some serious downlow dicksucking. Man, I can’t wait for the taste of kum in my mouth! I’m a serious ass mofo tranny with bigger tits than Halle Berry! Damn, I’ll be takin’ it in the mouth and in the ass all night long! I can’t wait to wear some other dude’s balls on my chin!

    And of all the booze in the world, I just love my Train most! That’s right! It takes a bottle of Night Train to pull a train! I’ll say it again; it takes a bottle of Night Train to pull a train!

    Oh, and I love my Cisco Red, MD 20/20, Thunderbird and Wild Irish Rose too! And when I get done with a bottle, it ain’t just another dead soldier, it goes right up my ass!!!

    You betcha! I, G. Taylor, am one downlow cornholing redhot mofo faggot!

    G. Taylor, pants hangin’ lo’ and open for business!!!

  24. IKE

    Fish, I DEMAND that you romove all racist comments RIGHT NOW! Go back over every post and delete every racist remark. I mean it! If you don’t do it, I’m going to take one of G. Taylor’s empty wine bottles and stick it up my ass permanently as a form of protest and IT WILL BE ALL YOUR FAULT!

    And Val in #47 is going to join me in my enological protest, aren’t you bottle butt?

  25. Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason

    God she is playing a part for fucks sake, I hate the cunts on this site, American FILTH.

  26. monkeys are black people

    uggsly niggga bitch, shuld go back to afreaka and swing on the trees. black people are monkeys

  27. You freaks can say whatever you want about me! I’m laughing all the way to the bank!

  28. el ces

    Hmm, she looks natural and beautiful.
    I’d hit it.

  29. Damn white people on here really hate black people, and I don’t want to have to make any assumptions here, but it seems to have worsened with the hatred since November 2008. Grow up people. Halle is absolutely beautiful and looks way better than both black and white people since she’s the product of both.

  30. Mama Pinkus

    Anyone know the context of this scene? Even the ten dollar hookers on Harry Hines Boulevard here in Dallas don’t dress that trashy.

  31. Trashy? Oh you wanna cap I see Mama PInkus. Just look below at Jen. Aniston, because this trick is covered herself up with a man’s bow tie. C’mon.

  32. jen

    this looks like me after a night of too much to drink, especially with her ass laying on the ground

  33. Jen

    This comment is directed towards BOOTLIPS (#4).. People like you make me sick! With your racist comments. It’s sad that people like you still exist today. SMALL MINDED IGNORANT people. IF YOU DON’T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, DON’T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL! I think it all boils down to this…you’re not happy with you life so you feel you have to insult someone who is obviously waaaaaayy more successful than you are. GOD DON’T LIKE UGLY! No one race is more beautiful than the other! GOD IS LOVING..he created us all…ONLY HE CAN JUDGE..PLease reevaluate yourself before you start putting others down because you’ll see..you are not perfect. And since you ARE NOT perfect..you shouldn’t put others down..

  34. kahvi

    Damn, I was just looking at her pictures remarking on how beautiful she is and then I scroll down to the comment section expecting everyone to be talking about how she’s still got it. And then, I read all this hatred and vitriol. Racists make me very sad.

  35. GG1000

    Looks like the soft-porn version of Get Christie Love, except for those boots. The last time I saw footwear like that it was one someone headed to muck out a stall.

  36. Jen

    Now that I’ve passed my PC judgement on bootlips, I’m off to my career as a “sex worker”. I’m a very dignified person, not a whore. I’ll have you know that I troll for customers just like any whore, but there’s a difference; I do so with DIGNITY!

    Now, all of you people passing unPC judgement on others need to stop judging. Only politically correct people can judge and RESPECT OTHERS! So, I’m a much much better person than bootlips, despite the fact that I’m going to be humping and pumping and pulling a train of assorted winos, junkies and sick diseased perverts in a dumpster in just a few minutes.

    Sincerely,

    Jen, not a whore but a DIGNIFIED sex worker.

    P.S. I love to suck donkey dong, so if anybody has a lead for a job in Mexican donkey show porn, let me know, and I’ll give you a very DIGNIFIED blowjob.

  37. W

    Looks like she had a breast lift.

  38. STINK

    “Jen, not a whore but a DIGNIFIED sex worker.”

    That’s the funniest thing I’ve read all week!

  39. Realist

    C’mon. Racist comments aside, you all know she’s not looking so hot. You’ve got eyes. And this is a woman who had one of the best bodies in the world at one time.

  40. Yeah #89, and I appreciate you putting any racist comments aside btw, but for a woman who is now officially in her 40s that is definately a decent body. Not to mention she just had a baby, and how many women do you know that can even show this much of their bodies after having a child? My sister is about the only one I know who isn’t a celeb, and can bounce right back from having a baby. We took after our dad’s skinny jeans, and we’re lucky.

  41. I know the feeling #84, but when people are being racist about these sort of situations you can never take their comments seriously. Someone would have to be missing a chromosome to look at this woman and see anything less than attractive.

  42. SueYou

    Actually, people need to get over the myth that black women are attractive. give me the average looking white, Asian or Latina chick over the hottest black chick. And that’s a decision most males, of all races, make every day. That’s why so few black women are married.

    Also, for a black woman to be considered “attractive” she has to de-blackify herself by straightening her hair and getting a nose job. As proof, look at all of those women in Afghanistan. No make up, crappy living conditions, and most of them are still beautiful. Then look at African women. Case. Closed. And you’re welcome for my clearing this up.

  43. Realist

    #90, true. I’m not faulting her for it. She’s gotten older and is a new mother. She looks good considering. But let’s not pretend she’s the sex goddess she used to be.

  44. Fati

    SueYou No 92, I agree. Very-very few black women are attractive. The huge majority are musculine, have rough features, huge noses and lips. And yea…most of American black women are super-fat. But then again, SueYou, that’s our conception of beauty. That is our CAUCASIAN conception. Maybe they are beautiful to their own men. But definitely not to ours. No no no.

  45. Aja ( the real )

    Oh my God! I just found out I’m pregnant, and I think it’s by a donkey!

  46. SueYou that was so cute how you jacktified my name, but at least you didn’t boldly immitate me like many others do. I don’t agree with a word you’ve said though. I think most women of all races are beautiful.

  47. The Guy

    There’s no question… Black chicks are so HOT… when they are 50+% white.

  48. End All Be All

    She’s hot. 16 year old punks should stick to pulling their rods and Geometry… Not posting. Stand on any inner city block and spew your ignorance and you will catch an ole fashion beat down.

  49. Fati

    No 97 – get over it. there are some women out there, some many women, some many-many women that are scary ugly. and some races ARE better looking than others. geesh, i am SO not a racist, but this political correctness thing is really starting to be annoying. why does it have to be pushed into absurdity and start being used to feed people lies?! don’t be hateful but be fucking honest at least with yourselves!

  50. Fati

    AND if black women want to be concidered beautiful and attractive for what they really look like, then I suggest people like Ms. Beyonce Slutty stop straightening and coloring their hair and putting on whatever the hell it is they put on to look almost WHITE. Beyonce is actually pretty dark, but in some pictures and videos she is almost completely white. what the hell are we supposed to think, that she is proud to be a black woman? then she should start being a REAL black woman, and not some powdered straightened doll. I love Whoopy Goldberg because she is the realist real black woman ever! now is she beautiful? that’s a whoooole different wuestion. but she is fucking fantastic!

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