Halle Berry knows how to win Oscars

December 19th, 2008 // 112 Comments

Here’s a scantily-clad Halle Berry filming her new movie Frankie and Alice in Vancouver, and scope out the synopsis for this movie from Variety:

Story follows a young woman struggling with multiple personality disorder and torn between who she is and a racist Caucasian alter-personality that preys upon her mind.

So, think the boob-flashing of Swordfish meets that time your cousin brought his new black girlfriend to Thanksgiving dinner, and your grandfather said “Hey, look a colored person!” Which you silently laughed at in your head, while out loud saying “Alright, who stole his meds again?”

They should use that on the poster.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that are not screen grabs from Rocks: The Whitney Houston Story.

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Comments (112)

  1. Kayleigh C | December 19, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    first

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  2. Triv | December 19, 2008 at 5:50 pm

    First

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  3. Tom | December 19, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    Yay! finally the skank is thru…..

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  4. bootlips | December 19, 2008 at 5:54 pm

    She’s just a coon. The only reason she’s considered attractive is because of her white features. She didn’t get stuck with the typical simian negro features.

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  5. Mos | December 19, 2008 at 6:05 pm

    Hmmm… Let’s see; Saggy teats with nasty dark nips, beer gut and thunder thighs, plus nappy afro. Am I supposed to be attracted to this? Granted, i’d fuck her before I fucked Paris Hilton, but that’s about it.

    A scantily-clad Halle Berry makes my weiner sad.

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  6. JaMima | December 19, 2008 at 6:05 pm

    What the hell is wrong with the bottom of her foot?? Looks like a tuma.

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  7. Lee | December 19, 2008 at 6:06 pm

    Poor Halle – it’s fricken freezing in Vancouver –

    my goodness how your audience has become so openly inbred racist ignoramases – So sorry to see you allow posts as vulgar as these on your site – Do you think the same way and I should stop getting my silly celebrity gossip from you?

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  8. Harry | December 19, 2008 at 6:07 pm

    Can’t be any worse than “Catwoman”.

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  9. Stanky | December 19, 2008 at 6:08 pm

    Right on, #4. No puffy lips, no fat flat nose, she’s allwhite in my book!

    I bet she doesn’t even use the motorized cart to get to her handicap parked Caddy after paying with food stamps at the supermarket!

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  10. max | December 19, 2008 at 6:10 pm

    #7 Lee
    Go suck a d*ck

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  11. This Poster | December 19, 2008 at 6:20 pm

    Anyone posting after This Poster sucks on African penis and swallows

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  12. ummm...yeah | December 19, 2008 at 6:21 pm

    Will you PLEASE get rid of these ugly fuckin anorexic chickdowntown adds!!!!
    God!!!!! All them fuckin chicks are fuckin hideous!
    I fuckin hate this fuckin site more and more with each passing day.
    For one thing, they keep changing the writers, and each one is worse than the last.
    Current Fish…you are NOT fuckin funny…AT ALL…
    Something has to be done, and soon.

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  13. Lloyd | December 19, 2008 at 6:25 pm

    #5 You sorry inbred piece of trash, get some glasses. I don’t see any thunder thighs unless you like the concentration camp look. The only girlfriend a limp dicked asswipe like you can get is a blowup doll

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  14. necessaryROUGHness | December 19, 2008 at 6:26 pm

    Beautiful but not sexy, but i wouldnt mind fall over in in pic #6 rough rod first…

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  15. dork | December 19, 2008 at 6:28 pm

    Yeah, that’s why she gets millions to make movies, because SHE’s ugly…

    If I was a woman, I’d want to be ugly like her! Damn, I’d play with my saggy tits and hairy pussy all day long!

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  16. aulray | December 19, 2008 at 6:28 pm

    mmmmmmmmmm chocolate chips!

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  17. This Poster | December 19, 2008 at 6:31 pm

    I love it when I make myself suck cock! If I could suck my own little dick, I would!

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  18. mimi | December 19, 2008 at 6:33 pm

    @5

    Mos, you’re weiner is always sad. How can it be happy when my big toe is bigger than your sad weinie?

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  19. sof | December 19, 2008 at 6:34 pm

    i actually don’t think her tits look half bad considering she’s nursed… anyways, im officially done with this site. byebyeeeee!

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  20. Hmm | December 19, 2008 at 6:37 pm

    Eh, no thanks.
    It’s not that she’s ugly or anything, but she’s looked way better in the past.
    And at #5, considering her age and that she had a child, she’s got a really nice rack and body.
    I’d like to see you pop one out and retain a good figure.

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  21. Lloyd | December 19, 2008 at 6:54 pm

    #20 As if you have a chance

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  22. jt | December 19, 2008 at 7:04 pm

    i’m tellin ya, i’m not liking her tatas as much as before. having kids will do that. now if she only had my kids, that would be a whole other story.

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  23. p0nk | December 19, 2008 at 7:05 pm

    is this a movie about Britney Spears?

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  24. chickdowntown | December 19, 2008 at 7:19 pm

    Well, Vancouver is cold this time of year and, the way Halle is dressed, I know I gotta get that CHICKDOWNTOWN

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  25. Dave Chappelle | December 19, 2008 at 7:24 pm

    Stop ripping of my damn show!

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  26. lindary | December 19, 2008 at 7:28 pm

    She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

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  27. lindary | December 19, 2008 at 7:30 pm

    She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

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  28. laney | December 19, 2008 at 7:35 pm

    Um, she’s portraying a crazy person, that’s why she looks fucking crazy, it’s not a fucking Victoria’s secret ad, dumbasses.

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  29. ? | December 19, 2008 at 7:40 pm

    In regards to post #4 and #5…

    What the hell is your problem? Do you really think that way?

    And what the hell, #5… A STRAIGHT guy reading a celebrity gossip blog?

    Yeah, right. Get the fuck outta here.

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  30. Mike | December 19, 2008 at 7:42 pm

    This movie looks freakin’ horrible. Oh man!

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  31. Aja ( the real ) | December 19, 2008 at 7:43 pm

    Her breasts look pretty good for having had a child and being middle aged. Oh, and what color should her nipples be, pale pink? That would look rather weird on a brown skinned woman. She is beautiful without question, but she’s boring.

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  32. Antihate | December 19, 2008 at 8:00 pm

    #4 and 5 , typical simian negro features!!! LOL. are you one of those white guys who know enough to seem smart but not enough to know what you’re talking about. Those comments are down right ignorant. 1st: she has very full lips and thicker than your average waif Anglo woman. 2nd: She is thicker than a milk shake and again not a typical Anglo feature. 3rd: no matter how you see her, she is darker (much) than your melanin challenged Anglo female. 4th: Nappy hair to you curly tresses to me again….won’t even need to say it you already know. and lastly no blue,green,purple or what ever less dominant eye color that is out there does this beautiful woman have. So if her beauty derives from her much less dominant Anglo genes well than you are a rocket scientist. Congrats!

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  33. Aja ( the real ) | December 19, 2008 at 8:02 pm

    And now, on to myself. I’m a kum-gargling sperm-burping whore with a really really hairy wet pussy. In fact, I have a massive yeast infection, so much so, that when I strain the moisture from my panties, I can make yogurt. Mmmm, nummy num num in my tummy tum tum!

    Since I’m not getting much business of late, trolling for men in the middle of the highway but nobody will stop, I’m thinking of opening a little delicatessen featuring dairy products like yogurt. Do any of the other women here want to join me? I know you’re all whores, the lot of you. What do you say, do you want to go into business you yeasty cunts?

    Oh, and number 19, go fuck yourself; nobody here gives a damn whether you live or die you stupid cunt.

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    Aja ( the real )

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  34. Bill Clinton | December 19, 2008 at 8:14 pm

    How can I see the NSFW pics? Bill is very upset right now. Need to see the pics!

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  35. Bill Clinton | December 19, 2008 at 8:17 pm

    Count me in Aja ( the real )… I can start work after Christmas vacation.

    Bill

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  36. Big Poppa Stump | December 19, 2008 at 8:20 pm

    Floppy Berry

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  37. 1moreidiotintheworld | December 19, 2008 at 8:30 pm

    The aging process has begun with her…. where the tits deflate and the gut starts to inflate. I guess I’d still take her home when the bar closes…..

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  38. lola | December 19, 2008 at 8:39 pm

    She is absolutely gorgeous! These pics are for a crazy lady role, but come on. She has a perfect healthy female body. Any thinner would not be healthy and any larger would look a bit chubby. I hate the hair, but she does not keep it that way normally.

    I love her features.. all those so called “simian” features are present in me and I am not a bit black. I know there are people who aren’t really racist but like to come to the internet to shock and offend people any way that they can. I used to be a teenager so I understand. But it is really hurtful and it isn’t funny.

    It doesn’t matter what race you are. Cultural differences are a factor and those can vary from family to family within the same race. Halle Berry is a 9/10 in my book and it looks like she knows how to act as well

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  39. vito | December 19, 2008 at 8:47 pm

    thirty-ninth

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  40. wow | December 19, 2008 at 8:49 pm

    If you were to tell me that was a twentysomething I’d believe it.

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  41. wow | December 19, 2008 at 8:58 pm

    Also, name me one white woman who looks this good at 40. As in, one that doesn’t look like a Botoxed man. The only one coming close is Mariah Carey.

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  42. Mike | December 19, 2008 at 9:47 pm

    Let the yawn-off festival begin, starting with these pictures. Where’s my fucking check Obama?

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  43. you stupid nigress | December 19, 2008 at 10:03 pm

    Cindy Crawford
    Maura Tierney

    Now name any nigresses of any age who aren’t mixed that actually look good.

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  44. WiseAss | December 19, 2008 at 10:55 pm

    You bitches have to stop trying to be first. Reading those first few posts where you assholes all think you’re fist gets old. Stop wasting my fucking time!!!! Add something, or better yet say something besides FIRST! The only thing you’re ever first at is being an ASSHOLE! ADD SOMETHING OR SAY NOTHING!!!!

    Oh yeah, on a side note, Halle Berry looks like a fat wreck! I would’ve cornholed her 100 times over in Swordfish but here she couldn’t be my sloppy seconds! So remember bitches, add something OR SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTHS!!!!!!!

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  45. Sure Why Not | December 19, 2008 at 11:09 pm

    #43 – Mellody Hobson (George Lucas’ girlfriend), Michelle Jean (governor general of Canada), Naomi Campbell, Iman (David Bowie’s wife)

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  46. Sure Why Not | December 19, 2008 at 11:11 pm

    White chicks are hot. Black chicks are hot. Asian chicks are hot, too. Stop being a baby.

    Love, a woman with common sense.

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  47. Val | December 20, 2008 at 12:04 am

    what the fuck happened to this website? what’s with all the racist posts and where did all the cool regulars go to? fail….

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  48. Mos | December 20, 2008 at 12:05 am

    The only way black chicks are hot is if you leave ‘em out in the sun too long.

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  49. realist | December 20, 2008 at 12:14 am

    She doesn’t have thd body she had in swordfis or bond. or monster’s ball. oe rhe flintstones

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  50. Fati | December 20, 2008 at 12:22 am

    ewwww, her nipples are gross.. :-/

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