Halle Berry Was Mel Gibson All Along

The custody battle between Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry is showing no signs of cooling down. Halle’s camp continues to run with their brilliant plan of making Gabriel look like a racist despite, oh I dunno, romantically dating a black woman for years and having a baby with her, but apparently he’s saved voice messages left by Halle after she found out he was dating Kim Kardashian, according to RadarOnline:

“She left a crazy message on Gabe’s cell just after some pictures came out of him at a Lakers game with a girl last year.
“She is mega, mega p***ed in the message, calling him, and the girl, all kinds of names – it’s certainly something Halle wouldn’t want heard. Gabriel played it to me at the time, and said: ‘see what I have to deal with?!’
“I really felt for the guy – I mean, he hadn’t done anything wrong….just gone on a date!

While Gabriel is refusing to leak the messages and will only use them privately in family court, Halle has gone nuclear and resorted to the age-old, but unfortunately effective method of using her child as a weapon. TMZ reports:

We’re told two-year-old Nahla cannot communicate what scares her so, but Halle believes her daughter has made it clear — something happens when she’s in Gabriel’s care that upsets her to the extreme.
Sources say Halle doesn’t know specifically what goes on when Nahla is with Gabriel but she’s convinced it’s unhealthy.

Full Disclosure: I’m entirely biased in this situation because I watched my brother go through a nasty custody battle a few years back and basically if you have a penis in these things, you’re fighting tooth and nail against an opponent who’s given unfettered access to the children and allowed to use bullshit tactics like, “Oh, they cry when they have to go with him.” They’re little kids! Of course they’re going to cry if you make it sound like going to daddy’s is a punishment, but I digress. — Actually, I don’t: Having a vagina doesn’t always equal the best parent. Okay, now I digress. Where were we? Halle Berry, right. Anyone else think she was classier or cooler than this, or am I the only one who judged a woman solely by the circumference of her breasts? I mean, how else are you supposed to gauge them? Personal interaction? AHAHAHAHAHA!

(But, for real, it’s the butt, isn’t it? Is that what I’m doing wrong?)

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