We already know Halle Berry is batshit crazy, but what we didn’t know is that it apparently runs in the family. Extra reports:
“You wanna know who I’m related to?,” said Berry. “Sarah Palin… That’s what I said! Ah!”
She added, “In some twisted way… somebody sent me this information that she was my distant…”
Keep in mind, Halle Berry dropped this bomb seconds after Tom Hanks revealed he’s related to Abraham Lincoln, so for all we know the voices in her head went, “BLICKA BLABBA SLOOPA SLABBA!” But if it is true, by misusing Halle Berry’s misuse of the One Drop Theory we can safely say Sarah Palin is black and another glaring example of how our education system fails minorities. Fortunately, she has a giant penis, so that evens the playing field. Another racial calamity solved, America, well played.
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Goddamn motherfucker, now my dream fantasy is incestuous.
The crazy gene is dominant in that family, apparently.
haha yeah, they are a bunch of crazy cunts aren’t they
We’re all distantly related somehow. That was the only thing keeping me and Natalie Portman apart, because I didn’t want to bang a cousin.
She’s Jewish – they’re cool with that, so go for it!
i’d eat the dust off both their assholes…
Hopefully you’ve realized why you got so many thumbs down
Upon first glance I thought the headline read, “Halle Berry & Sarah Palin Are Retarded.”
Probably because it makes so much more sense than the real headline.
Dammit Fish, I have a deadline breathing on my neck, I don’t need these images of me as the ham in a PalinBerry sammich. Which, come to think of it, is in no discernible way related to their being related. I’m probably an unreliable person is what I’m saying.
holy fuck this woman is attractive
great tits in that gene pool
Sweet baby Jesus. Crazy or not, will you just look at that.
They’re like siamese-twins joined at the psychosis.
This guy is never not squinting.
He’s got the worst case of Pompeo-Zellweger Syndrome I’ve ever seen.
Halle should feel fortunate. Sara P. is an amazing woman who has done great things with her life. We should all be put under a microscope sometime and then spin, spin, spin truths to come up with something to hate. Unlike Halle Sara has no plastic surgery. Just make-up and haircolor like the rest of us 40 somethings. . .
get fucked by a caribou.
Minutes after McCain announced Palin as his running mate, members of the Left wing forum called “The JournoList” began looking for ways to discredit her to help out the Obama campaign.
Here is one of the comments from Daniel Levy of the Century Foundation, “This seems to me like an occasion when the non-official campaign has a big role to play in defining Palin, shaping the terms of the conversation and saying things that the official [Obama] campaign shouldn’t say – very hard-hitting stuff, including some of the things that people have been noting here – scare people about having this woefully inexperienced, no foreign policy/national security/right-wing christia wing-nut a heartbeat away …… bang away at McCain’s age making this unusually significant …. I think people should be replicating some of the not-so-pleasant viral email campaigns that were used against [Obama].”
Keep in mind that comment was made minutes after she was named before the have had an opportunity to do any investigation into her background, and it follows exactly the template for how she was presented by the media. The media defined and shaped a narrative about her and that perception became reality for all of the sheeple.
then she was allowed to speak publicly and all was confirmed, maverick.
Halle should feel fortunate. Sara P. is an amazing woman who has done great things with her life. We should all be put under a microscope sometime and then spin, spin, spin truths to come up with something to hate. Unlike Halle Sara has no plastic surgery. Just make-up and haircolor like the rest of us 40 somethings. . .
She is an amazing-looking woman, I’ll give you that. But other than that, she is as screwy as a pig’s tail and has the intelligence of a hair plug.
Halle Berry looks great, especially after having a kid.
Halle’s response seems like a pretty shabby thing to say. I’m sure that it’s quite a distant relationship, but nonetheless, it seems like bad form to be less than cordial to relatives.
That explains nothing…
I know it’s just a picture, but the only way for me to communicate right now is through typing. I’m truly speechless.
Halle’s beautiful on the outside but she’s batshit psycho on the inside. Her BF is fug. She’s so insistent on being black and that her child is black (even though they’re both bi-racial) why doesn’t she go with black guys?
I think the year’s of being Rihanna’d put a stop to that.
It’s weird. She keeps getting hotter but the batshit crazy keeps driving me away.
sexy mamaa
Sarah & Halle are two Milf’s I’d love to spend eternity with.
Be very, very careful what you ask for. Take it from me, some things will sound great at first, but turn out to be the deal from Hell. This is one of them.
That guy is one sarcastic cuddler.
I don’t think I’d ever admit being related to Sarah Palin.
Me either…unless I was fuckin’ her.