Halle Berry Is Engaged
Despite the fact Halle Berry launched an insane public custody battle where she basically called Gabriel Aubry a racist for fathering a child with her only to turn around and go, “Just kidding! Tee-hee!” when he produced recordings of her going batshit on his voicemail, Olivier Martinez has decided to propose to her anyway because in his defense, her tits are huge. People reports:
A rep for jewelry designer Gurhan tells PEOPLE that Olivier Martinez, Berry’s boyfriend of more than a year, has given her a diamond-and-emerald engagement ring.
The Oscar-winning actress, 45, costarred with Martinez, 46, a French actor, in the 2010 film Dark Tide. They soon became an item off-screen.
Awesome, I hope Oliver Martinez looks forward to remembering this joyous occasion as the exact moment Halle Berry deduced he’s a racist and uses it in the divorce hearing. “Your honor, this man shackled my finger with a crude ring forged from stones culled from the earth and then forced me to live in the same house as him. I’m pretty sure we fought a war to end that shit. Now if you’ll just stare directly into my chest, I’d like some alimony. ALL the alimony.”