“Have you seen the guy who writes The Superficial? Balls like the face of Jesus. You just want to lay your head on them, that’s how big and fluffy yet masculinely firm they are. Eyes up here.”
(Was I close? I suck at reading lips.)
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First?
OH MY GOD!! I DID IT, I DID IT!!!!!! FIRST FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME!!
who gives a shit?
I’m happy to witness your joyful moment. Congratulations!
God Bless you Brother! I cried the first time I was first. Then I jerked off and shit my chair and went into a seizure, followed by a long coma.
Congratulations Marcus!
yeah yeah well done
Fish likes Halle.
That is understandable. She looks good.
Nothing negative to say about the lovely Halle. :)
she’s always been fucking hot and always will be fucking hot.
This is how she reacted when she heard about the scrotum invitation.
She seems cool with it, right?
She looks GREAT! At 43, Halle looks better than most 20 year olds!
She certainly looks better than Paris Hilton (go to the main page, scroll down).
Better yet, scroll one more down, have a look at Snooki, then return to these pics of Halle. It will make you appreciate her so much more.
Rocking photos. Didn’t she used to be an actress and do movies and stuff? What the $#@! happened to her career?
Catwoman happened. lol
Although I didn’t mean that as in insult. She rocked that leather outfit, but the movie did suck.
This is for a movie called Dark Tide …. so apparently she’s still got a career.
Ain’t nuttin’ gay bout dat
I’m not proud of this, but I’d do her, if asked.
Don’t worry, I’m sure you won’t be!
I wouldn’t mind putting some of my assets in her 401k!! Am I right fellas?…
Shut up, yuppy!
First time I’ve ever been jealous of several square feet of neoprene.
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Mmmm….love me some Halle….
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Fine!
Beautiful, AND classy. We know this because we haven’t seen her vagina. Right?
Marley only her OBGYN would see her vagina, what we might see is her vulva.
the halle enjoyment stays strong
Damn, still the HOTTEST chick in Hollywood, even after turning 44 and shooting out a kid. She must have super powers or something. I’m going to go watch “Swordfish” and pleasure myself now.
Hopefully there careful out there those waters are not safe,shes gorgeous always.God bless
Good lord. at 40 she is stil better than 98% of everyone else in Hollywood
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Sorry, that was me wiping off my keyboard.
My god that’s hot.
Look at the difference between Halle and Tara Reid. Hard to believe they’re even the same species. Tara could be Halle’s mother.
I seriously just said “oh my god”, when I scrolled down.
WOW.
BIKINI’S aren’t realistic for (fat) americans.
Just like a medium sized shirt and a
Hand’s down one of the most stunning humans to ever walk the planet. She doesn’t age and doesn’t sag. Just amazing.
I agree. Absolutely amazing woman
to bad she is a man hater
Her beauty never gets old.
Why don’t the cougars in my town look like that? Usually when I get hit on by 43 year olds it’s uncomfortable…
I’ve heard that some guys in comas have come out of them when they’ve waved a picture of her ass in front of them.
schwing
motorboat….sorry, first thing that popped into my mind
i’m a chick and i don’t blame you. those boobs are fabulous.
wow she is amazing. and i dont even think she works out but she looks like she does.
She works out like a fiend. She is a serious gym rat.
why do you go to her gym Dr cock? ;)
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That’s not all you suck at Fish.
She’s so sexy! Much hotter than these crotch-showing skanks that are in such abundance nowadays.
the buttto bite
oh, do i see implants?!
HB is starting to get the wide ass of black ladies.
Ok. . .I just have one comment for “the guy who writes the Superficial”. . .and about those balls, “I wanna lay eye/hands on those balls and suck on ‘em possibly, prior to laying my head on them for the rest of the night. . .Pllleeease?!”
Tina, yeah, I thought they were real, too, but recently I read that she had implants and they had a pic of her from an earlier time. If that’s the case, that is one of the best boob jobs I have seen in Hollywood. They look so natural. Although she was already really pretty, with the help of some plastic surgery to alter her eye shape and some other goodies, she has become really gorgeous.
I just saw Miss Halle yesterday!!!
she was having lunch at a restaurant next door to my work!!
Her and her daughter and body guards etc… she is STUNNING!!!!!!!
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I hated her ever since her babbling Oscar speech about what a victory it was for Black Americans. You’re half White you stupid bitch!
she is half blk also
Here is a great taste in bikinis
I have seen some awesome pictures of her in a bikini lately. How do these women get back into shape after having kids, it’s crazy to me.