“Have you seen the guy who writes The Superficial? Balls like the face of Jesus. You just want to lay your head on them, that’s how big and fluffy yet masculinely firm they are. Eyes up here.”
(Was I close? I suck at reading lips.)
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Marcus | July 30, 2010 at 7:06 pm
First?
Marcus | July 30, 2010 at 7:08 pm
OH MY GOD!! I DID IT, I DID IT!!!!!! FIRST FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME!!
suprgrl | August 3, 2010 at 2:23 pm
who gives a shit?
Cock Dr | July 30, 2010 at 7:11 pm
I’m happy to witness your joyful moment. Congratulations!
Serf | July 31, 2010 at 2:12 pm
God Bless you Brother! I cried the first time I was first. Then I jerked off and shit my chair and went into a seizure, followed by a long coma.
I love Marcus | August 1, 2010 at 6:48 pm
Congratulations Marcus!
gogo | August 2, 2010 at 6:58 am
yeah yeah well done
Cock Dr | July 30, 2010 at 7:06 pm
Fish likes Halle.
That is understandable. She looks good.
ugottabekidding | July 30, 2010 at 7:07 pm
Nothing negative to say about the lovely Halle. :)
notthelimejuice | July 30, 2010 at 7:18 pm
She looks GREAT! At 43, Halle looks better than most 20 year olds!
Burt | July 30, 2010 at 9:22 pm
She certainly looks better than Paris Hilton (go to the main page, scroll down).
Burt | July 30, 2010 at 9:25 pm
Better yet, scroll one more down, have a look at Snooki, then return to these pics of Halle. It will make you appreciate her so much more.
jumpin_j | July 30, 2010 at 7:19 pm
Rocking photos. Didn’t she used to be an actress and do movies and stuff? What the $#@! happened to her career?
ugottabekidding | July 30, 2010 at 7:22 pm
Catwoman happened. lol
ugottabekidding | July 30, 2010 at 7:23 pm
Although I didn’t mean that as in insult. She rocked that leather outfit, but the movie did suck.
James | July 30, 2010 at 7:33 pm
This is for a movie called Dark Tide …. so apparently she’s still got a career.
IncrediblyRichWallStreetBanker | July 30, 2010 at 7:26 pm
I wouldn’t mind putting some of my assets in her 401k!! Am I right fellas?…
debagger | July 31, 2010 at 2:48 pm
Shut up, yuppy!
RasputinsLiver | July 30, 2010 at 7:42 pm
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Mmmm….love me some Halle….
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Marley | July 30, 2010 at 8:11 pm
Beautiful, AND classy. We know this because we haven’t seen her vagina. Right?
Paul 31 | August 2, 2010 at 2:04 pm
Marley only her OBGYN would see her vagina, what we might see is her vulva.
Realist | July 30, 2010 at 10:46 pm
Look at the difference between Halle and Tara Reid. Hard to believe they’re even the same species. Tara could be Halle’s mother.
hotdamn | July 30, 2010 at 10:57 pm
I seriously just said “oh my god”, when I scrolled down.
captain america | July 31, 2010 at 12:20 am
BIKINI’S aren’t realistic for (fat) americans.
Anon | August 1, 2010 at 10:46 am
Just like a medium sized shirt and a
mmmhmmm... | July 31, 2010 at 2:33 am
Why don’t the cougars in my town look like that? Usually when I get hit on by 43 year olds it’s uncomfortable…
M | July 31, 2010 at 3:34 pm
wow she is amazing. and i dont even think she works out but she looks like she does.
Cock Dr | August 1, 2010 at 11:21 am
She works out like a fiend. She is a serious gym rat.
ClassyDirtyChick | August 1, 2010 at 3:49 pm
why do you go to her gym Dr cock? ;)
Internet | August 1, 2010 at 2:35 am
That’s not all you suck at Fish.
Doc Schweinstrudel | August 1, 2010 at 5:28 pm
the buttto bite
Geo | August 2, 2010 at 5:45 pm
Ok. . .I just have one comment for “the guy who writes the Superficial”. . .and about those balls, “I wanna lay eye/hands on those balls and suck on ‘em possibly, prior to laying my head on them for the rest of the night. . .Pllleeease?!”
missymissmiss | August 3, 2010 at 10:46 am
I just saw Miss Halle yesterday!!!
she was having lunch at a restaurant next door to my work!!
Her and her daughter and body guards etc… she is STUNNING!!!!!!!
In Constantia, Cape Town -South Africa
Bored with life | August 3, 2010 at 7:30 pm
I hated her ever since her babbling Oscar speech about what a victory it was for Black Americans. You’re half White you stupid bitch!
Twoly | August 4, 2010 at 7:29 am
she is half blk also
Erin | August 7, 2010 at 2:35 pm
I have seen some awesome pictures of her in a bikini lately. How do these women get back into shape after having kids, it’s crazy to me.